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Nowt But Red Flags

Podcast by Chloe Douthwaite

English

Health & personal development

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About Nowt But Red Flags

Two Yorkshire lasses. Too many dating disasters. Absolutely no shame in talking about them. Nowt But Red Flags is the podcast where we dive into the boys, the icks, the walking red flags, and the questionable decisions that keep our group chat alive. Every week, we bring you: 🚩 Real dating stories 🚩 Listener red flags 🚩 Big ick energy 🚩 Unfiltered girl chat If you’ve ever ignored a red flag… you’re in very good company.

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7 episodes

episode Cheating: A Masterclass in Audacity artwork

Cheating: A Masterclass in Audacity

From “it didn’t mean anything” to “she’s just a mate,” this episode is all about cheating in all its messy, modern forms. Physical, emotional, accidental-DM, “we were basically over” cheating – we’re unpacking it all. We talk about the lies that come with it, the excuses that somehow still work in the moment, and the way betrayal doesn’t just break your heart – it messes with your head. The shock of finding out. The spiral. The self-doubt. The part where you start questioning yourself more than them. Why do people cheat? Is emotional cheating worse than physical? Can you ever really trust again? And how do you stop carrying someone else’s mistakes into your next relationship? Expect brutal honesty, a few laughs, and a lot of “oh my god, same.” Because if they’re hiding their phone, minimising your feelings, and calling you crazy for asking normal questions… It’s nowt but red flags. 🚩

27 Jan 2026 - 1 h 29 min
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Ghosted, Blocked & Resurrected

They vanished without a word… then popped back up like nothing happened. This episode is for everyone who’s ever been ghosted, left on read, or hit with a casual “hey stranger” months (or years) later. We’re unpacking the men who disappear and reappear, why they always come back, and—most importantly—why it still gets us every time. From bored lurkers and cuffing-season spinners to apology tourists and ego-checkers, we break down the different types of resurrected men, the psychology behind ghosting, and what’s really going on when they slide back into your DMs. Why does it feel validating? Why is closure so hard without answers? And how do you actually handle it when a ghost tries to haunt you again? Funny, honest, and a little bit savage—this one’s about taking your power back and realising: a text isn’t character development.

19 Jan 2026 - 1 h 12 min
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"I want the whole loaf, not just breadcrumbs!" - The Challenge of Toxic Dating Culture

Welcome to the era of bare-minimum men and emotionally unavailable situationships — and no, we’re not accepting crumbs anymore. In this episode of Nowt But Red Flags, we’re calling out breadcrumbing, hot-and-cold energy, “I’m just bad at texting” excuses, and every walking red flag who thinks effort is optional. We’re talking talking stages that last longer than relationships, situationships disguised as “vibes,” and why some people would rather send a “u up?” than book an actual date. Expect unapologetic standards, savage observations, and a few home truths for anyone still romanticising potential. Because we don’t want crumbs. We want the bakery, the butter, the knife — and someone who actually shows up. If you’ve ever been ghosted, love-bombed, benched, or emotionally breadcrumbed… pull up a chair. This one’s for the girls who know they’re the whole loaf. 🍞✨

29 Dec 2025 - 1 h 15 min
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