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episode The Idiot Spanberger and the Antisemite, Tucker Carlson plus Iran commentary. artwork

The Idiot Spanberger and the Antisemite, Tucker Carlson plus Iran commentary.

Virginia’s proposed redistricting map. Vote NO in Virginia’s April referendum. Boney ass Spanberger and the Dems are demanding a constitutional amendment to allow them to redraw voter maps outside the normal census rotation. Their reason? Other states are doing it. So there! To this one might ask if other states all set their hair on fire, should we? Look at this map. Have you ever seen anything more blatantly corrupt and stupid? The boundaries are illogical. People at one end of a district share nothing of importance with people at the other. That is the intention of normal districts - commonality of local interest - more power to the most local of entities. And the way these districts snake around corners the way they do (Richmond, Roanoke, Alexandria, Norfolk), and knowing it is the Dem party doing the drawing, you can be certain, as I am, the maps are drawn with racist intent. In the mind of these deluded Dem political whores: These poor, stupid black people can’t rely on themselves. They need their Democrat white saviors to rig elections in order to “help” them. The people who most need to worry about this are farmers and those who depend on farmers. For the truly stupid, that means everyone who eats. If this monstrosity of a vote scam goes through, the idiot Left will then work it’s will against farmers with total impunity, driving down yields and drive costs for food grown in Virginia through the roof! I realize there are Dems in the Old Dominion, too stupid to understand this paragraph, who will vote tribal and say yes. I also know there are Dems who will understand it all and vote yes because they are shallow, frightened and obedient, and that is what the tribe expects of them. The rest of you needn’t be that stupid. But if this referendum is approved political dorks like Greta Fucking Thunberg will dictate our farm policy for years to come. There is a reason the census is supposed to drive the voter maps. It’s to keep stupid people from messing with them every year or two. If you vote for this idiocy, you will be voting into existence an endless back and forth that will never go away. The parties will bicker about boundaries and will be in court all year every year - on your dime! With the shallow, legally ignorant DEI judges we have on benches across the state, this can only lead to true electoral instability, rancor and complete distrust. But there is another risk, if Dems can keep the power created by their corrupt maps, we would see the entire Commonwealth of Virginia be turned into a Blue shit hole like Detroit or Chicago - ALL OF VIRGINIA looking like those dumps! The Dems would gain a foothold through corruption and racial pandering, then keep it through more corruption and racial pandering. They’ll buy who they have to buy. They’ll promise the takers whatever they want to hear to get them to vote Blue. But they don’t REALLY give a warm watery shit about those people or the conditions in their areas of responsibility. Vote NO on or before 21 April! If you can find a box marked “NOT NO, BUT FUCK NO!” check that one. Don’t hand these people, who are busy creating a dozen new taxes and killing your 2A rights, AS WE SPEAK, this kind of power. No matter what your party affiliation, you WILL soon regret it. The political whores can grow up and wait for the next census, no matter what the kids in Texas are doing. It is worth noting that Texas does not need an amendment to redistrict. Now that all politics are pursued by shallow 12 year olds, I wish them luck with that. It is also worth noting that by doing this in Virginia the fix will be IN! And people say it’s unfair to accuse Dems rigging elections. Finally remember RFKJ’s maxim. When given a power the government will always abuse it. Red, Blue, Purple. It won’t matter to the people in Richmond and DC. They won’t give a shit about you just because you’re a Democrat. You’ll be just as fucked as any Republican in Virginia, if this imbecility gets through. Moving on! I am in still 100% distraction mode right now. We are aggressively working out our real estate options right now. And it is only going to get worse. We have to de-clutter a ton of stuff and stage the house, even though we are not sure we’re leaving yet. That is going to be a wicked time burglar for a while. Either way, if you live in King George or surrounding areas, look for a lot of free stuff hitting FB and other sites real soon! In the meantime, I have thoughts on Tucker Carlson, the SOTU vs Spanberger [eye-roll] and Netanyahu vs DJT. All good stuff and I will get to it ASAP. But I couldn’t let the day pass without weighing in on Iran. Media Panic. It’s an act. We are hearing the word “quagmire” a lot. There is no reason under the sun this conflict should ever become a quagmire. That doesn’t mean it won’t happen. But to find ourselves in a quagmire, WE must DECIDE to make it that. The biggest shit shows we found ourselves in since WWII were all “quagmires” because we tried to fight them half assed. In Korea, Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan we thought we could take territory and control outcomes with a few hundred thousand men. The scum that put us into these places knew the lessons of the World Wars, but pretended they didn’t. They sent in too few troops to win hearts and minds, rather than putting warheads, in sufficient numbers, on foreheads. The yes men, who have peopled the Pentagon for too many years, including Patreus were still preaching Robert McNamara bullshit right up until DJT’s second term. It remains to be seen how the cowboys in the puzzle palace will perform now. If they start talking about limited war, asymmetrical war or proportionate responses, especially if they put troops in the ground under these guises, tell your kids to head for Canada, because the War Department wants to get them killed for nothing…again! If they do everything in overwhelming number (for troops numbers that would be working in the millions, which we don’t have right now), then you’ll know they are serious and intend to accomplish something in goddamistan. We are hearing people like Van Jones say WWIII has already started. Don’t get your panties in a bunch over such talk. If you look at any news feed about Trump vs any country, the candy asses in the media ALWAYS said he was starting WWIII or was about to. When he made fun of the crazy fat kid in NOKO, he was starting WWIII. When he sat down with the crazy fat kid to discuss ending their nuke program, he was betraying his country...according to Lefty idiots. When he said he wanted to end the Ukraine war to the possible disadvantage of Ukraine, he was setting the world up for WWIII. When he increased sanctions on Russia (that’s good for Ukraine), he was starting WWIII. When he killed Soleimani, he was risking WWIII. Taking out the Iranian nuke facilities was certainly starting WWIII. And here we all are now. There was never meat on any of those bones, but half of you believed it each time. The Chicken Little(s) may come home to roost…if the present War Department screws up. If they do, and I mean screw up REALLY bad, they could get us into a quagmire, but that will be our fault, not because of unsurmountable conditions on the ground. Iran doesn’t have friends who will support them to the hilt. They have a few countries who will sell them things for as long as Iran can pay. In Iraq, as an example, we ended up in a quagmire because Iran filled the power vacuum we created AND WE LET IRAN DO THAT. We didn’t hit Iraq with sufficient numbers to take over everything. So we shouldn’t have gone at all! When Iran came in and got the religious nut bags all fired up we responded slowly and weakly. It was easy for them to drag us into a game of rope the dope. The Iranian government didn’t care how many Muslims got chewed up in the US military’s meat grinder. Should we have attacked Iran? Is our beef with Iran real? Or is Iran an Orwellian enemy? I believe Trump’s intentions are sincere. That doesn’t make the situation right, but it puts him light years ahead of the rest of our political zoo, who couldn’t do sincere if it came with handles and a set of instructions. I am still on the fence about this operation. To be certain, the world is a better place now that a number of religious nut bags have gone tits up. I won’t lose a minute of sleep over that. But if we think we are going to FIX Iran with bombing and on the cheap, we are setting ourselves and the Iranian people up for disaster. One thing is obvious. As they did with tariffs, Greenland and more recently with deportations (now the good ones can stay - whoever the hell they are), the administration is flailing wildly in Iran. I tried not to believe it when pundits accused Trump et al with starting this fiasco without a plan to keep the straights open. There’s no way! Nobody is that stupid. Or so I thought. But…it turns out…they started this fiasco without a plan to keep the straights open. And now, there’s the talk of “I’ll blow up your electrical grid…” If he were to do something that stupid at this stage, if at all, he will immediately and accurately be rated exactly the same as Putin. Full disclosure, most people know I don’t give a shit about the Russia/Ukraine war. It is a case of two filthy corrupt governments at war. When it is over, the cesspool will remain in both countries. That said, Ukraine has done one thing well that sets it morally above the Little Russian Jerkoff. With their long range attacks, they concentrate quite successfully on targeting military infrastructure, legitimate targets. Oil is a grey area, but it IS a strategic military asset. Putin, by contrast, does two things when he shoot beyond the front. He targets the grid and happily throws rounds into populated civilian areas. In all this conflicts, he n=has never given a single shit about actively killing civilians, including his own people. We saw that with the phony apartment building attack. That was his “Reichstag fire”. It was the damn, dirty Chechens, we were told. If Trump actually destroys the grid HE BECOMES THE LITTLE RUSSIAN JERKOFF! But he’s not going to accomplish a damn thing by doing it. This is what I mean by “flailing”. I don’t know who he is listening to. I don’t know it the career political whores at State and Defense are intentionally leading him down a suicidal path or if Trump is listening to that war dork, Lindsay Graham. Either way, a grownup somewhere needs to step up and endure the thunder, probably lose their job for not being “loyal” enough, and tell the Donald bombing the grid is a remarkably stupid and unproductive idea. And it can’t be a Joe Kent type. He was a Graham-like cheerleader for tearing Iran apart, until busting on Trump became a cottage industry. He is pleasing his loony Lefty wife and likely arranging a book and Netflix deal as we speak. Someone serious needs to talk the Donald off the ledge, not a self-serving whore. Stark disappointment: Tucker I at one time thought the world of Tucker Carlson. Now, I tend to relate to him Carlson as I do Peter Zeihan. Sometimes I ding him, sometimes I quote him. I had no idea until recently that Carlson was an antisemite. A rather hysterical one at that. On the issues of the Iran war and Israel he has blurted out the most ridiculous things. A few weeks ago he said less that 1 in 5 American would support an attack on Iran. This wasn’t true then and it isn’t true now. Of Israel, he is simply vindictive. Since 1948, Israel has had to beat back one attack after another by the enemies around them. For at least three decades terror attacks and missile attacks by Israel’s uncivilized neighbors were endless. And whenever Israel reacted TO ATTACKS they were chastised, usually by the loud mouth Left, and people would insist BOTH sides need to calm down. But Israel would ALWAYS take the lion’s share of the blame for shit they don’t start. The dickheads that consistently DO start it are called freedom fighters. The next time someone punches you in the face, make sure you and the attacker just CALM DOWN. Let him hit you. Then when he hits you again, handle it the same way. Make sure YOU de-escalate. YOU behave with restraint. See how many times your attacker hits you or others after that. As an aside, we now have college idiots running around campus wearing Palestinian tea towels the way the used to wear Che Guevara tee shirts. Well, Guevara was a racist POS, so are Hamas and Hezbollah. Modern Lefties are just as racist, so I guess it works for them. Carlson knows this. Of Netanyahu Tucker says he is “evil, pure evil”. On the Megyn Kelly Show he said, and has repeated since, that Bibi is only interested in taking over the entire region. He claims Bibi has said he wanted this repeatedly. He backed the claim by saying, of course he wants that, all national leaders want that. There is so much wrong here, aside from the fact that it wreaks of a mean girl attitude. First, what Netanyahu has said repeatedly is that he wants to destroy Iran’s ability to fund and encourage the religious nut bags in Lebanon and Gaza in the killing of Israelis. He has ever said or implied he wanted to establish Israeli hegemony over the entire Levant. That’s just intentionally contrived bullshit on Carlson’s part to appeal to the mouth breathers on the extreme right and extreme Left. Lots of likes. Advertisers like that. And no, ALL national leaders DO NOT think like that. If that silly, illogical and gratuitous assertion were true the United States would run form the North Pole to the South, and include Greenland more than a century ago. On a recent show he called Israel an ugly, ugly country. He said it might be the ugliest country ever. And he asked his guest if he agreed. Mean girl; pure middle school nastiness. He and his guest claim Israel FORCED the US to attack Iran. This is drawn from comments made that we had a plan and since an Israeli attack was imminent, it would be a good time to accomplish our aims. This was made eminently clear. But on the Left and among people like Tucker, Israel destroyed our sovereignty and forced us into war. All the while Tucker insists he’s not attacking Netanyahu or Israel. He’s just being honest. But his words are strident, churlish, and not at all honest. His words are indeed attacks for the sake of attacking, nothing more. It is like walking up to a woman and saying, “You’re a fat pig! But hey, I’m not attacking you, I’m just being honest.” We’ve all known this type of shit bird. The people this - Tucker, Owens, Fuentes, et al, all say We’re not antisemetic. We’re against the nation of Israel, not the Jews. But in ALL of their rhetoric. Jew and Israel are interchangeable and indistinguishable. The Jews control everything. Israel controls everything. The Jews run America. Israel forced America to attack Iran. The Jewish lobby did XYZ. The Israeli lobby did XYZ. The line drawn between the two is a false one, and obviously so. It is a stupid and shallow one, and just as obviously so. So why does Carlson do this? I don’t know. Why did he let some revisionist asshole sit on his show and tell his audience, for example, that Churchill was the bad guy in WWII, not Hitler? This naked absurdity went utterly unchallenged. The guest’s timeline was a complete fabrication. And it made Tucker look just as stupid as his guest for not challenging it. Is it because Tucker doesn’t know ANYTHING about history? Nah. Does he make stupid assertions about Israel because he is a genuine Jew hater? I don’t think so. I think he has found an audience with mouth-breathing Billy Bobs who are disappointed that when they moved form the Dem party with Strom Thurman, we didn’t all hate the blacks and Jews along with them. So that left them without an identifiable political home. Enter Carlson. Tucker has taken a play from the Clinton playbook (never a source of virtue, that). He, like Candace Owens, is trying to triangulate. They are creating a sensational “third way”. They believe there is an audience out there who will react to their intentionally silly blather. They take on the Right, not because they actually disagree, but because they want clicks and likes and ultimately a better payday. Ya see, Billy Bob? They’re all wrong. It’s just us Jew-hatin’ mouth breathers who know what’s really goin’ on! If Carlson was a true Jew hater, we’d have heard about it long before now. No, he is playing the Rachel Maddow, Whoopie Goldberg, Keith Olberman bullshit game. He makes loud, irrational charges about Israel and Netanyahu while discussing something as important as military action against another nation. At such times we need adults to lead the discussion. While Tucker certainly has the right to say stupid, brash things, he doesn’t help people form a valid opinion about the subject at hand. He is certainly smart enough to know all this. Which is the truly sad part. But as with Zeihan, there will be times in the future where Tucker is his honest, thinking self. He will be interesting, as opposed to annoying. And if he discusses a topic I am covering, I may quote him. That’s because I am an adult. I don’t validate or oppose someone on any subject based on whether or not they are an asshole. And Tucker is being a championship asshole on the Iran issue - and about Israel in general, actually. But a valid point would be a valid point, no matter who makes it. So yeah, when I catch his show on a long walk, and he’s not being a dipshit, as he is right now, I might mention it. The Future of the Free Zone. I feel fairly confident that we will have the house deals we seek, selling and buying. So that may help my volume and consistency a bit. But packing, de-cluttering and moving will take up a lot of time too. I am still sitting on notes from SOTU. Geez! Footnotes below links P4B and Free Zone Links Thanks for reading The Political Party Pooper Play Book (P4B)! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. Send all inquiries to poriverproductions@gmail.com “65”, the concept explained. [https://www.streetpolitics.us/p/65?r=1w675d&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true] The Hero Company Find us!!! The P4B on Rumble! [https://rumble.com/user/TheP4B] Listen on Amazon! [https://a.co/d/7BNt2Dg] *Some links represent a financial relationship with the P4B and benefit the site at no extra cost to you. Send all inquiries to poriverproductions@gmail.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.streetpolitics.us [https://www.streetpolitics.us?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

8 Apr 2026 - 26 min
episode The Donald is stepping on his own good work! artwork

The Donald is stepping on his own good work!

Not a day goes by that the Donald doesn’t step on his own dick. Whether you like him or not, agree with him or not, you cannot deny he is going about his business more assertively than our last several presidents. But you also can’t deny his communication skills are making his way much harder than it needs to be! P4B and Free Zone Links Thanks for reading The Political Party Pooper Play Book (P4B)! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. Send all inquiries to poriverproductions@gmail.com “65”, the concept explained. [https://www.streetpolitics.us/p/65?r=1w675d&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true] The Hero Company Find us!!! The P4B on Rumble! [https://rumble.com/user/TheP4B] Listen on Amazon! [https://a.co/d/7BNt2Dg] *Some links represent a financial relationship with the P4B and benefit the site at no extra cost to you. Send all inquiries to poriverproductions@gmail.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.streetpolitics.us [https://www.streetpolitics.us?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

21 Mar 2026 - 10 min
episode Will King Chuck Abdicate, PLUS Peter and Olympic Babes! artwork

Will King Chuck Abdicate, PLUS Peter and Olympic Babes!

I have said more than once that Elizabeth II should have abdicated in favor of her grandson, William. I expressed regret that she didn’t about two years ago. I was waxing cynical about the Davos/WEF cult and the insecurities that drive their passions. These scheming bastards have been successfully roping in important retards throughout governments in the West for years. Among them was Prince - now King - Charles. There are many rubes in powerful positions the Cult has bamboozled to create in them, puppets. Chuck was the most pliable and gullible. He bought ALL of it. Charles and his useless brother, Andrew have never lived anywhere near the real world. They have no greater clue of adulthood than their great uncle David (Edward VIII) who pissed it all away for a less than attractive, divorced bimbo in the 1930’s. With that in mind, I wrote this in 2024: Then you have the true believers, similarly motivated. King Chuck is the ultimate example of the perpetually offended3 [https://www.streetpolitics.us/p/the-psyche-of-the-davos-cult#footnote-3-140251199] (as a result of his own life choices being laughed at), insanely entitled celebrity that surrounds the cult. He now sits on a throne he clearly doesn’t respect himself. Most of his obligations are ceremonial. He is told he can’t have an opinion lest he shake the Constitutional Monarchy. He is the perfect rube. As certain as the sunrise, the London establishment will deeply regret that Elizabeth didn’t abdicate in favor of William. I regret it already, and I’m not even British. So…that establishes his stupidity vis à vis the real world. Then there’s this!!! It seems water head baby Andrew has been busted for violating the State Secrets Act, having shared some of these choice secrets with none other than Jeffrey Epstein. This, possibly, after he swore he’d put the perv behind his royal self. He also paid one of Epstein’s trafficking victims millions in hush money. And here’s where the story gets even more weird, and Chuck and Andy more pathetic. Blaiming the Queen Against the advice and desires of Prince William (reportedly) Charles took steps to rehabilitate Andrews image and provide him with some renewed status in the family business. William was of a mind to expel Andrew entirely from any public relationship with the Monarchy. Throughout the years in question, when Andrew was diddling young girls and sharing state secrets with Epstein, Charlie didn’t exactly trust Andrew. There is ample reason to believe Charles was actively engaged in damage control. Clearly, British and American intelligence knew of Andrew’s association with Epstein, among other scumbags. When Andrew was cleared to pay 20 million sterling in hush money, the Queen was in poor health. She was not able to meet all her obligations of office. She made a few appearances, but Charles was acting as regent. HE conducted the real business of the crown. But through the use of leaks to friends in the media, the boys want us to believe it is all Elizabeth’s doing. Sorry, boys. We know Buckingham Palace wouldn’t have cut a check for 20 million quid without Charles supporting it. So Chuck knew all, or most of what oozed out of the Epstein files about his brother, years ago. This creates a much large mess than most people realize right now. According to British journalist, Dan Wooten, citing history and legal precedent, Charles is now entangled in the legal proceedings himself for the reasons I mentioned earlier, and the fact that Andrew would be suicidal not to call him as a witness in the case. And therein lay the grenade. The King, as head of the courts, CANNOT be a part of court proceedings…at all. But, if called, there will be no graceful way for him to refuse, which wouldn’t show the people of Great Britain that the fix would be in. To play fair, to see the law proceed as Charles insisted it must just this week, SPEAKING OF THE ANDREW CASE, he’d have to abdicate. No one would be happier to see that than your author. And while I think William is far less of a gullible rube than his father is, this whole affair WILL give critics of monarchy a new soapbox from which to hoot and holler. And they have a lot to point to. With the POSSIBLE exception of Elizabeth, the British have had three generations of jackasses they are keeping in luxury most of us haven’t even witnessed from a distance. We had Edward’s moronic abdication, followed by a pathetic parade of actions BY HIM against the British people. Here’s an easy primer. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTbxz1ilsFM] Then Princess Margaret got shafted when she was told she couldn’t marry a divorcee. The crown (Elizabeth) pulled all manner of stunts to keep the two apart. Margaret proved to be quite the odd ball throughout the rest of her aimless, booze-addled life which included relationships with some seriously vapid men. Later divorces and once-questionable marriages would become a cottage industry among the Royals. This overseen by the same woman who shafted her sister over such issues. Weird. We listened to Chuck telling his babe, nowhere near as beautiful as Diana, that he wanted to be her tampon. Ooooh! That’s GOT to be the worst attempt at phone sex in history! Prince Edward, kid brother to Charles, has spent his life pretending to be things, like a movie producer, never having put in the effort to learn how to do those things. Then there’s poor Harry. He let himself be led down a twisted path by a woman who spent all her time as a member of the royal family trying to be the new Diana. Meghan came into the picture thinking her day job made her as important as actual royalty. Showfolk! She pretended to have all the problems Diana had, PLUS forwarded weird and nebulous charges of racism by some phantom family member. While trying to stupidly exploit the memory OF HER HUSBAND’S MOTHER, Meghan brought little of the benefits of a Diana to the Royal family, or their mission. It remains to be seen if there will be a reconciliation. My guess is there will be when Harry finally tires of his passive aggressive, crazy ass wife and kicks her to the curb, likely at great expense. And the Doof and Doofus of Sussex will be no more. Even the late Phillip, supposed the glue that held the family together…sort of…got away with the craziest shit. He repeatedly made dumb remarks about Asian eyes. He called Chinese “chinky, chinky Chinamen” and made fun of a Polynesian kings “hat” (it was the man’s royal headdress - the equivalent of a crown). Through it all, thanks to really good media support and the whole appointed by god thing, the people have continued to pay the freight for this merry band of misfits. And I have to admit, I am fascinated by the whole production. The institution has a colorful history; hardly a normal person in the whole cast of characters. We kind of want to keep them around to see what happens next. But it has to become increasingly difficult for some people to take all the bowing and scraping for such knuckleheads seriously, much less the expense. Another Zeihan story. As my 4 and 5 star readers know, I often quote or clash with Peter Zeihan. I can do this because I am an adult. I don’t dismiss his work just because he’s a political candy ass. Or because his girly political views are the very thing that will prevent the West from dealing with the challenges he warns of in his professional capacity. His views encourage weak, emotional, unproductive thinking. And like a recent post, his political views are fraught with subjective delusion. But in that recent video, I think Zeihan, in an effort to sound cool to Subaru owners, went completely over the top ASSHOLE in a key statement. We already have a government in the United States that is just rabidly anti-immigration, and it’s to the point it’s willing to use it’s own law enforcement to kill American citizens to make its point heard. [emphasis Zeihan’s] So much bullshit in one compound sentence. First, nobody in the Administration is against immigration, much less rabidly so. That is just an outright fairy tale…spun by the fairy in question. What the administration IS against is the flood of illegal immigrants we’ve tolerated for decades and which was put on steroids by the Biden administration (or Obama’s third term). And only the dickiest of dickheads would claim that Trump sent ICE out to KILL AMERICAN CITIZENS. Zeihan knows, but obviously can’t acknowledge due to his TDS, that ICE was sent out to do it’s legally mandated job. ALL the clashes and violence associated with that has been caused ONLY by the professional AstroTurf organizers and their goons (who to an individual don’t REALLY give a shit abut illegals). The two people who were shot would still be breathing today if it wasn’t for their own stupidity and desire their 15 minutes, or to get likes on social media. I don’t suspect, even if called out for the irresponsibility and intended inaccuracy in his statement, Peter will ever provide a retraction and certainly not an apology. I believe it was Joe Rogan, speaking of PZ who said he’d “never met a man more self-certain”. That does describe Zeihan, even when he is intentionally misleading. My last word on the Winter Games I want to host a party for some of the athletes. Specifically, most of the women’s curling teams and all the Asian skiers. And I want to be the only guy there. At the risk of sounding misogynistic…these women are smoke shows, bone goddesses. Among the curlers, some of the women, even in their late 20’s look like virgins, with their pony tails and innocent nature. And I suppose if you make a living sliding rock on the ice - you may well remain a virgin. But bloody hell, I enjoyed the Winter Games this year. I kept hitting rewind on those long, slow Sliiiiiides. Yeah, baby. Footnotes below links. Thanks for reading The Political Party Pooper Play Book (P4B)! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. P4B and Free Zone Links Thanks for reading The Political Party Pooper Play Book (P4B)! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. Send all inquiries to poriverproductions@gmail.com “65”, the concept explained. [https://www.streetpolitics.us/p/65?r=1w675d&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true] The Hero Company Find us!!! The P4B on Rumble! [https://rumble.com/user/TheP4B] Listen on Amazon! [https://a.co/d/7BNt2Dg] *Some links represent a financial relationship with the P4B and benefit the site at no extra cost to you. Send all inquiries to poriverproductions@gmail.com The rubes Davos relies on. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.streetpolitics.us [https://www.streetpolitics.us?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

24 Feb 2026 - 16 min
episode The GOP Tucks Tail...Stupidly artwork

The GOP Tucks Tail...Stupidly

Recommend following in the text at 1.25 speed. Relatively meaningless sidenote. I have been catching some of the Olympics. Curling is frustrating to watch. The USA women’s team was 4-1 going into their match against Italy. From watching them play I assumed their 4 wins were against hockey players or accountants. They kept doing this weird shit of putting a rock just over the green line as if they were blocking. BUT IS WAS THEIR FIRST ROCK OF THE END (round)! There was nothing to block. The Italians on the other hand spend each round scoring points! Those crazy Italians, right? Anyhoo, I’m sure the Americans were trying to force some kind of strategy to work for them. They failed and ended up so far behind they conceded wthout playing the final end. And speaking of conceding… Once again the nutless, witless GOP snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. They are handling the Minnesota situation exactly the opposite from the way they should. First, somebody got to Trump and stroked him. Here’s what we do, MR. PRESIDENT! We pull people out of Minnesota for a promise by them to cooperate with ICE. Then everyone will love you! Yay! Tom Homan then falls into line and helps to sell the idea. He’s a good soldier, not terribly bright, and rather tired of all the media crap. Now Republican politicians and not a few talking heads are all barking about how brilliant the move is and how it will help ICE with its mission. No, no, no, NO!!! This is a terrible idea, and I’ll tell you why. When someone on the right says something to offend the perpetually offended on the Left, or even somebody on the Left says something that isn’t utterly in line with the prevailing Dem talking points and required worldview, that person is excoriated. Well meaning “helpers” encourage the “offender” to apologize. The “offenders” do. And at that point the Left triples down on the offender, expecting him to drag his nuts through broken glass, continuing to rip at his flesh until the next shiney object is assigned to the perpetually offended to protest. It takes months or even years, if ever, for the terrible person who might have said “tranny” or questioned “defund the police” or whatever, to come back to full throttle in society or their profession. And so it will go with Minneapolis. The GOP has bent the knee to people who will now kick them in the head. They are doing this PRIMARILY in an effort to get the media to say nice things about them. Rush taught us 20 years ago that this is never going to happen. And the last thing conservatives should attempt, through their decision making, is an effort to get the media to like them. That is truer now than it was the first time Rush said it. The best we can expect from the likes of Frey and Ellison and Tampon will be a few criminals being turned over to ICE by police. The political whores will claim hero status for doing it, while clutching their pearls over what might happen to the poor murderers or rapists they are turning over. Then judges will jump back in the game and order the local police to stop cooperating. At that point (after seeking out that judge to get that very order) the political whores will throw their hands in the air and say well, we tried. Darn the bad luck! In the meantime we have tens of thousands of illegals in Minnesota who are already under final deportation orders from a judge, regardless of other crimes they may have committed here. All we’ll get from this is a few hundred scumbags at best. Not even a scratch in the finish of the illegal immigration problem, especially in Minnesota where illegals have made the political whores their bitches. So, for backing down, we’ll get jack shit and Minnesota gets to keep their illegal voters. And the media will triple down on it’s bashing of Trump and ICE and everything else that stands against their chaos and their idiotic nonsense. Continues below Ad Po River supports the P4B/Free Zone But wait! There’s more! The paid AstroTurf “protesters” and the goons they send into the streets aren’t going away. They will do one of three things: * Find a new “problem” for the idiots to protest against. * Go to another town and create the same stupid problems they caused in Minneapolis, including throwing rocks at agents, burning cars, attacking those who disagree with them, etc. The main idea will be to get more of the goons killed. * Stay in Minneapolis for a bit. They are well coordinated. The government, state and local, will continue to inform them about ICE/DHS. They’ll continue to clash with even more vigor, since it’s working so far. Do you get it yet? The whole idea of the pretend protests, whether it’s about Gaza or ICE or BLM or whatever else these shitbirds make up, it’s about creating conflict where there is none. They are creating contrived optics and a false narrative. Are YOU stupid enough to buy into it all? What the Right should have done! What an adult would have them do. We have few adults available in DC. I’ve talked about this before. I’ll do so again. DHS should not have begged and cajoled locals to cooperate while repeatedly getting shot down. As soon as the fake protesters showed up they should have given local authorities an A/B choice…no C. Locals set up a perimeter around every ICE op, or we WILL bring in enough National Guard from nearby Red states to set one up…EVERY DAY. And everyday we’ll remind your people YOU didn’t do it. So traffic hassles and store closings will be your fault. If locals do it, they’ll know how to protect the op with minimal impact. Any lack of cooperation from them should have IMMEDIATELY resulted in NO cooperation from the federal government. All funding should have been cut off until a pattern of cooperation was established by locals. ICE is not put on the ground as crowd control. They have a specific job to do. Allowing professional agitators and their goons to get too close to a working ICE op is inherently dangerous to the agents, the suspects AND the goons. If local cops WILL NOT provide crowd control, as they would for a fucking football game, ICE/DHS are obliged to find the people qualified to do it. And that would be the Guard. And the Guard can employ personnel in sufficient numbers to make establishing and expanding perimeters easy. The ICE work would be efficiently and easily performed. The goons would look stupid yelling at the guard (that’s all they’d be able to do). And future cities where ICE will be operating would not have anything to gain with the Guard and ICE working hand in glove. Our messaging sucks! As they did with “affordability”, a stupid, vapid notion by any measure, too many of the nutless, witless GOP have jumped on board with the people talking about ICE “killing” people. The two people killed in altercations with ICE were fully responsible for their own deaths. Keep in mind as I say this, I am not certain the Pretti shoot was a good one. That remians to be seen. The Good shoot was without doubt a good shoot. I don’t care what the naive Left says about it, you don’t point you car, especially after reversing a bit for a good lineup, at a member of law emforcement and accelerate - EVER. Pretti was in the second fight HE managed to start with ICE in a week and brought a gun to a violent situation of HIS making. Both situations could have been avoided if the lead magnets involved didn’t decide to confront ICE, while agents were doing their jobs, acting as if they gave half a drizzly shit about illegals. They didn’t. They were inserting themselves into a false narrative. AND THEY KNEW IT! The result was two dead goons sent in by the paid AstroTurf organizers. To believe otherwise, one would have to assume ICE agents left the barn every morning steepling their fingers and twisting their evil mustaches as they planned to go forth and kill innocents. And there are more than a few disingenuous Lefties on the Hill and across the country who would tell you to believe that. But any honest person over the age of 7 knows that is not the case. If the agents were so motivated we’d have had 50 shootings a day. ICE and DHS officials (NOT TRUMP, FOR CHRISSAKE!) should have made this argument every single day. To warn off the next stupid people and make clear who caused their own demise and how they did so. State clearly that such miscalculations on the part of people interfering with police business CANNOT and SHOULD NOT be the basis for decision making going forward. The panty-clad would immediately raise a hue and cry about how heartless this is and how the DHS wants to MURDER people. Stick to your guns. The panty-clad are in the minority. The only reason the public at large is now wavering is because weak ass Republicans have pretended to believe the silly shit in an effort to get the media to like them. (see Rush’s admonishment above). It is at this point you announce the use of the National Guard to create a safe zone between the AstroTurf demonstrators and DHS perconnel. You make it crystal clear that anyone who breaches the perimeter will be endagering themselves, the criminlas being rolled up, National Guard troops and law enforcement. You make it equally clear this CANNOT and will not be tolerated. Violators WILL face arrest and charges, with very high bail requested. OR Local police and Sheriff’s departments to create the buffers. But they must commit to being serious about crowd control. Normal people, this excludes the shitbirds throwing rocks at DHS vehicles, respect a clear message and serious execution of an announced plan. Over 80% of Americans want illegals OUT of the country. If the police (or National Guard if the city in question is run by idiots) and DHS work consistently along the same lines, the shitbirds will tire and/or lose all support for their nonsense. But telling cities like Minneapolis to give up criminals if we pull ICE out is a foolish move. They cannot be relied upon any more than Putin or the Iranians. We’ll end up with egg on our face and few illegals to show for it. That’s because political whores like Jacob Frey don’t care about rape victims or murder victims, past and future. They don’t care about living conditions in their cities. They damn sure don’t care about American citizens. They care about advancing a warped agenda, personal power and salving their TDS. The Administration should double down on the crackdown on illegals. Red states and counties should assist by passing laws that make life for illegals as uncomfortable as possible. Footnotes below links P4B and Free Zone Links Thanks for reading The Political Party Pooper Play Book (P4B)! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. Send all inquiries to poriverproductions@gmail.com “65”, the concept explained. [https://www.streetpolitics.us/p/65?r=1w675d&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true] The Hero Company Find us!!! The P4B on Rumble! [https://rumble.com/user/TheP4B] Listen on Amazon! [https://a.co/d/7BNt2Dg] *Some links represent a financial relationship with the P4B and benefit the site at no extra cost to you. Send all inquiries to poriverproductions@gmail.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.streetpolitics.us [https://www.streetpolitics.us?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

20 Feb 2026 - 17 min
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The Peoples' Republic of Virginia

Follow at 1.25 speed On 21 January I posted an episode called Affordability, The Vaginization of Virginia, Davos and the Gay Black Man (his words). [https://open.substack.com/pub/mattjordan/p/affordability-the-vaginization-of?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web] Featured in the post was a list of initiatives the inevitably disastrous new governor, Abigail Spanberger plans to unleash on the commonwealth. I promised I’d take a deep dive into the list. But it will take more than an episode to do it. While it is critical that Virginians see this, so they can watch it be rolled out, it is equally important for the rest of the country to see it and here’s why. When we look at Europe and the UK and what is happening to their society many clutch their pearls and say, “Oh! Poor Germany or poor England.” What they fail to realize is all the same stuff is happening in our Blue cities today. We are becoming England and they are rapidly becoming an Islamic shit hole. Likewise, what is happening to Virginia, if we let them get away with this insane list, WILL HAPPEN TO YOU! ALL OF YOU! Virginia was formerly a reliably Red state, now seen as a moderate Purple state. But when Spanberger gets through even half of her utterly retarded list, you won’t recognize what is left of the Commonwealth’s political landscape and social fabric. And when it all fails, the authors of the disaster will lie. They’ll say the ideas are fine. We just have to throw more money at each and every issue. Lower the threshold for who gets nailed with higher taxes. Do more of all that will be the undoing of a once great place. And the people who think they are the beneficiaries will fight to keep the nonsense as well. Look out Tennessee! Look out Carolinas! Even parts of Texas are already seeing this kind of self destruction tarted up as social justice and progressive thinking. Ad Po River supports the P4B! [https://poriver.etsy.com] So…To the List! Item first: New 4.3% sales tax on Uber Eates, Amazon etc. deliveries. This will be ON TOP of the 5.3% sales tax already charged for the underlying product. As with all targeted sales taxes, there will be a coinciding reduction in the popularity of the thing being taxed, eliminating any REAL benefit the state might have gleaned. But there is a funny part in this item and the existing sales tax as well. For years, here on Substack and in my old WordPress days, I have constantly hounded the people in Northern Virginia and later Tidewater to stop voting against their best interest. The thinking that supports their vote is this: Big (federal) government is good for employment in those two areas. And the party of big government and growing bureaucracy that sustains it are the Democrat regulation monkeys. Accordingly, they vote Dem out of habit. Yet, in those two areas, Virginians pay more in sales tax (6%). And the new tax on deliveries will be substantially more for the same suckers. That’s the penalty for getting a good education and seeking favorable employment. The Left in this country can’t do math. They don’t understand that at the same tax rate, someone making $200k pays far more, and in this case buys far more, then someone making $50k. So the tax burden is proportional. But not to the Dem elite. In their minds if you are successful, you MUST be punished. Even as they read this, folks in the high tax areas are making up silly rationalizations in their heads, trying to convince themselves that it is still smart to vote for tax and waste Dems. They can’t admit voting Dem was wrong. They know it. They just can’t admit it. It’s hard to break with the tribe. You catch less grief in this world changing religions (unless your family is a dark ages version of Islam or Haredi Hebrew.). I speak from experience. So, well-to-do Northern Virginians soldier on into self immolation because being seen as obedient to the tribe trumps saving their future…or their kids future. But wait!!! There’s more!!! On that same list is the increased taxes on people making more then $600k per year. And a full 10% on people making $1M. Immediately people doing well in Virginia will be looking for the exits. Tax accountants will make a killing finding loopholes and deductions. Tax avoidance will be fun again! Spanberger, who I frequently refer to as the boney ass, white, liberal shrew, also plans lots of NEW taxes. She is counting on you, and your laziness and lack of intellectual curiosity, to not notice them. The humdinger among these is the investment tax ON TOP of you income tax. Presently, when you take money out of an investment or savings account which has appreciated, that money is added to your income to be taxed each year. NOW, you’ll get your regular hit on the income, PLUS an additional 3.8%. AND it will likely be higher in Northern Virginia and Tidewater! YOU SCHMUCKS. I know many of you. I know you save and invest well and aggressively. This one will be the biggest slap in the face . But you’ll kneel again, saying, “Well, the federal government hits me with that same tax. So I guess it’s alright.” When you should fighting BOTH as being disincentives to investment. Then there will be new hotel tax. There will be a tax on admissions to a “wide variety” of events and venues. Considering how much we pay for events these days, that should give the Dems lots of your money to give to someone else. But that will also push the cost of going to events to a new threshold that more people CANNOT afford, or are not stupid enough to pay. So with just the issue of YOUR money, these presumptuous, pompous, self-righteous “beautiful people” intend to take a lot more of it from you. Youngkin left the BAWLS with a huge surplus. There is no need to raise taxes in the Commonwealth. And mark my words, if Spanberger gets her agenda through, or even a portion of it, you will see Richmond reports deficits by 2030. Big ones. Cheers! Footnotes below links P4B and Free Zone Links Thanks for reading The Political Party Pooper Play Book (P4B)! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. Send all inquiries to poriverproductions@gmail.com “65”, the concept explained. [https://www.streetpolitics.us/p/65?r=1w675d&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true] The Hero Company Find us!!! The P4B on Rumble! [https://rumble.com/user/TheP4B] Listen on Amazon! [https://a.co/d/7BNt2Dg] *Some links represent a financial relationship with the P4B and benefit the site at no extra cost to you. Send all inquiries to poriverproductions@gmail.com This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.streetpolitics.us [https://www.streetpolitics.us?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

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