Husbands

The Crooked Carrot

This week we spiral into the absurd universe of drug commercials — where fixing one tiny issue somehow comes with 87 catastrophic side effects. At this point it feels less like medicine and more like the legal drug hustle.

Society’s Stupid Scoring of Success

Success is loud. Happiness is honest. We pick happiness.

Husbands

We gush about the men who anchor us — and laugh about the quirks that drive us wild.

Adulting is Dumb

Adulthood is dumb. You buy paper towels, toilet paper, and somehow every outing, repair, or minor inconvenience costs $300. We complain. You relate.

S-Tea-Donut’s

What and how are we now teaching sex ed in high schools? Comparing it to tea? There’s really no way to describe the chaos of this very unplanned episode.