The Crooked Carrot

Petty—Party of Two

Amy and Karlie open the vault of irrational annoyances — the ones you can’t justify, can’t explain, but absolutely feel in your bones. From umbrella‑wielding dramatics to boarding groups that defy logic to home décor that screams “WELCOME” with suspicious enthusiasm, this episode is a safe space for petty grievances and zero actual consequences.

The Crooked Carrot

This week we spiral into the absurd universe of drug commercials — where fixing one tiny issue somehow comes with 87 catastrophic side effects. At this point it feels less like medicine and more like the legal drug hustle.

Society’s Stupid Scoring of Success

Success is loud. Happiness is honest. We pick happiness.

Husbands

We gush about the men who anchor us — and laugh about the quirks that drive us wild.

Adulting is Dumb

Adulthood is dumb. You buy paper towels, toilet paper, and somehow every outing, repair, or minor inconvenience costs $300. We complain. You relate.