The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it

The Catch Up Episode!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2329617/fan_mail/new] Its been a busy year for the 3 Unwise Men, in this episode we bare our hearts and innermost feelings about the past year or so and explain why our schedules been a bit ropey. Plus, a constant stream of abuse, stupid stories, Carl doesn't have a girlfriend and we discuss some super hot news items.

FIXING JURASSIC PARK - We 'Improve' the Movie Part 2

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2329617/fan_mail/new] We're back trying to fix the unfixable, Spielberg classic Jurassic Park Part 2 of 2. Is this possible? The answer, of course is a resounding 'no'.  So join us for dinosaurs with emo hair, 'saur smack downs and hot pelicans. We apologies profusely, but what do you expects from these unwise idiots? Enjoy peeps!

FIXING JURASSIC PARK - We 'Improve' the Movie Part 1

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2329617/fan_mail/new] Welcome back to another 3 Wise Men Thrill Ride True Believers and Wise Menologists! the second 3 Wise Men Improvey the Movies focusses on 90's Spielberg classic Jurassic Park.  So please join Carl, Rich and Jurassic Park canteen employee Tyrone Osaursusrex as they dissect, analyze and fix the mistakes that heck Spielberg unleashed on the world. You want Sexy Alan Grant, men with open tops, dinosaur themed canteen snacks and poop eating dinos? We got ya covered amigo.

FIXING ALIEN - We 'Improve' the Movie - Part 2

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2329617/fan_mail/new] Its part 2 of The 3 Wise Men try to improve a stone cold horror classic. How do they do? Welp, its not as good as a stone cold horror classic, but maybe there are some interesting insights in here - The Xenomorph uses the PA system, the Xenomorph uses a spacesuit for a cheeky little trick, Ridley Scott, you may have missed some vital advice here mate. Part 2 of a ludicrous 2 part series.

FIXING ALIEN - We 'Improve' the Movie - Part 1

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2329617/fan_mail/new] We are back after a bit of a break with our first 'The 3 Wise Men Improvey the Movies' series.  First one out of the gate is the 1979 classic 'Alien'. Can we improve on one of the greatest Sci-Fi horrors of all time? Tune in and find out as we discuss grimy actors, squatting in ducts, Sidney Sweeney and frying alien eggs.  The short answer is 'No'. Part 1 of 2!