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The Battler

Podcast by Bringing you the best of Australian bastardry.

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The Battler is a podcast about culture, politics and media in Australia, hosted by Patrick Marlborough and Timwintoncellectuals. thebattler.substack.com

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62 episodes

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Ep 60 Draft

This week, the gr*nks are talking to Shane Jesse Christmass, author of Xerox Over Manhattan; Latex, Texas; Meth DTF and a bunch of other indie gems. They talk prose style, the global indie publishing orbit, Amerikkka as theory and practice; collaboration across continents and defining Ozlit. It’s a ripping chat, particularly for fans of the truncated sentence (I know there are a few of youse getting around!) Before that, they talk over each other about cinema, a McManus Merkin Mime, Segal World, Lesbian barfights, the ELECTION OF DREW PAVLOU AS CHAOS CORRESPONDENT FOR KARL STEFANOVIC, America250 and DJT80; woodchopping lore; Murnane’s Order of Australia speech; and Tim sets Pat off like a Beyblade about the changing world of CGI in movies lol. Thanks as always to “Dictator” Dan Dare for Production. Song as always is “No Strain” by the Southend Rainbows. Subscribe to Straying for the Morsel [https://substack.com/profile/35202087-straying-for-the-morsel] and Patrick Marlborough [https://substack.com/profile/143851743-patrick-marlborough] This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thebattler.substack.com [https://thebattler.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

18 Jun 2026 - 2 h 13 min
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Ep59. #Jesuischarlie

This week, the Wh*te D*gs are chatting ABC stores and the blackface era of the 2000s; the Bellingen writers’ festival and Lesbian scene; nearly coming to blows over Wes Anderson; method acting; Charlie Pickering: Zionist BB King; Sooshi Mango; Betootafication; the Parkinson era; TISM wars; AUKUS inquiries; Pauline “Little Chiko” Hanson at the Ballroom. Note: Tim calls Pi O a Comedian. Thanks as always to “Dictator Dan Dare” for his tireless work in production. Song is “No Strain” by the Southend Rainbows. Subscribe to Straying for the Morsel [https://substack.com/profile/35202087-straying-for-the-morsel] and Patrick Marlborough [https://substack.com/profile/143851743-patrick-marlborough] This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thebattler.substack.com [https://thebattler.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

11 Jun 2026 - 1 h 30 min
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Ep. 58 Pavlou's Dog C*nts

This week the str*nzi are off-leash and rolling in any shit they can stick their noses into. They talk the rise of the PHONies and the inadequacy of certain Left responses; the BRS/Hastie beef; the trenchant bastardy of cops; the cruelty of Australia and cultural Howardism; the Teal Panel Party; the language of parliament; the nonce media and their love of babykillers; Alan Jones biopics; Abbott 2.0; evil gays and powerful lesbians; and Drew, Drew, Drew. Sweet Drew, our beautiful son and collaborator. We wonder about what makes him tick, what he thinks about, what he wants from the world, how he sees himself, what keeps him up at night. It’s a Pavlouvian Republic of Drewstralia, and we are just living in it. Song is “No Strain” by Southend Rainbows. Thanks always to “Dictator” Dan Dare for Production. Subscribe to Straying for the Morsel [https://substack.com/profile/35202087-straying-for-the-morsel] and The Yeah Nah Review [https://open.substack.com/pub/yeahnah] This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thebattler.substack.com [https://thebattler.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

5 Jun 2026 - 1 h 51 min
episode Ep57 Keeping Up Appearances w/ Will Cox artwork

Ep57 Keeping Up Appearances w/ Will Cox

This week, the c*bbers talk to Will Cox, critic and author of Hyacinth, a gothic retelling of various episodes of Keeping Up Appearances. They chat about the nature of old media and nostalgia, serialisation, experimentation in modern fiction, translation and appropriation, formal fragmentation and other absolutely renegade stuff. Before that, the boys talk online anti-reading trends, more circumcisions, the hues of One Nation foreheads, mining corruption and greenwashing, the various ways they both encouraged bullies as teenagers, Pitchfork Jet Review Reichstag Fire, Tealification, Auctioneer gang wars in Sydney post-budget, tax concession anger and downwards envy. Thanks as always to “dictator” Dan Dare for production. Song is No Strain by the Southend Rainbows, who have just started recording their next album ;). Follow Straying for the Morsel [https://substack.com/profile/35202087-straying-for-the-morsel] and Patrick Marlborough [https://substack.com/profile/143851743-patrick-marlborough]. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thebattler.substack.com [https://thebattler.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

29 May 2026 - 2 h 21 min
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Ep56. Mudoken Malarkey

On this very special late night/laggy recording of The Battler, Pat talks about the splendour and the beauty of living in the ADHD capital of Australia, while Tim discusses his first time with Ridley Scott’s criminally underseen ‘Alien.’ We also get into The Federal Budget, Dave Hughes’ descent into cookerdom, the limits of Australian literary criticism, and Joe Biden’s life as a Mudoken saviour + more. Produced and edited by our own personal Watto, Dan Dare. Follow/like @twimwintoncellectuals and Straying for the Morsel [https://strayingforthemorsel.substack.com/], @cormac_mccafe and The Yeah Nah Review [https://yeahnah.substack.com/], and buy NOCK LOOSE! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thebattler.substack.com [https://thebattler.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

22 May 2026 - 1 h 20 min
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