The Mike and Tony Show

Episode 278: Robots, Reptilians, and 250 Million Escaped Bees

It's a rainy Friday in Colorado and Mike and Tony are in full "we needed the moisture" mode. This week the boys go deep on the invisible bee logistics network holding American agriculture together (yes, really), react to a robot getting its battery confiscated mid-flight, debate whether anyone actually needs a humanoid robot, and somehow end up on piranhas, flying fish, and the most cursed Olympic marathon in history. Plus: Trump's $1.78 billion slush fund, the death of the Colbert era, Trump phones that are basically gold Obama phones, Waymo taxis haunting an Atlanta cul-de-sac, and the neurological phenomenon that makes Pharrell Williams see colors when he hears music. Another week, another rabbit hole. Cheers! m&t

Episode 277: Live Art, Hot Stages, and a Very Territorial Monk Seal (feat. Cameron Schuyler)

Cameron Schuyler is back and he brought receipts — poster drops, foil prints, a live canvas in progress, and a Red Rocks debut that's been years in the making. We talk live painting with The Elovaters, surviving 114-degree stages with Stick Figure (hand locked, one leg out, brush flung), monk seal territorial disputes in Hawaii, the dying art of festival live painting, reggae festival names that all sound the same, and why the price is always the price, bro. Oh, and we may have accidentally started a music festival. Reggae in the Forest. You heard it here first. Cheers! m&t #MikeAndTonyShow #Ep277 #CameronSchuyler #LiveArt #LivePainting #TheElevators #RedRocks #RedRocksamphitheatre #StickFigure #ReggaeRock #FestivalArt #PodcastLife #ColoradoPodcast #ReggaeFestival #LocalArtist #MusicAndArt #ArtistsOfInstagram #ReggaeInTheForest #YouHeardItHereFirst #MonkSeal #HawaiiStories #BaronVonPierce #TonyDollar

Episode 276: Dire Wolves, Cover-Ups & Your Gut Is Smarter Than You

It's a Saturday morning and Mike just got back from a presidential suite in Crested Butte while Denver panicked over a snow day that never showed up. This week Tony and Mike dive into wild science — a neon pink rainforest bug that transforms colors, coffee rewiring your gut bacteria (decaf included, so no excuses), and the five distinct eras your brain goes through — spoiler: you peaked at 32. We also get into why Neanderthals really went extinct, the newly de-extinct dire wolves that are somehow already 115 pounds, the government's UFO document dump, and whether AI has an ego problem. Plus: norovirus horror stories, bear attack survival odds, and a coworker who eats raw meat straight from the package like a candy bar. Episode 276 has something for everyone — unless you're a Neanderthal. Cheers! m&t #MikeAndTonyShow #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #ScienceNews #WeirdNews #BrainFacts #GutHealth #Coffee #DireWolves #CRISPR #Neanderthals #UFOs #AITech #WildlifeWednesday #Bears #Sharks #NatureTalk #ColoradoPodcast #FunnyPodcast #TrueCrime #Episode276 #PodcastLife #LearnSomethingNew #WeeklyPodcast #TalkShow

Episode 275: Rabbits, Raining Meat & Raw Dogging It

Episode 275 kicks off with Tony raw dogging the podcast (coffeelessly), a packed summer gig schedule, and a new song on the way. Then Mike and Tony take us on a tour of history's most unhinged verified moments — Napoleon getting mobbed by domesticated rabbits, London's 1858 Great Stink shutting down Parliament, a Kentucky meat shower courtesy of vomiting vultures, 13 Dublin legends dying from drinking burning gutter whiskey, and a French freak show performer who swallowed live kittens and still couldn't get full. Plus: the Tanganyika laughter epidemic, Tycho Brahe's golden nose and his drunk moose, and a deep spiral into toilet plume science, diarrhea statistics, and the Mr. Sketch marker-to-Sharpie huffing pipeline. We close out with a round of spicy Would You Rathers that get deeply, unnecessarily personal. Cheers!  m&t

Episode 274 – Slow As Molasses (It’s Not)

Your two favorite Denver dads stumble through a Friday night with no agenda and zero shame. Teachers are leaving the profession in droves, middle school smells might be the culprit, and Tony once had an accident in front of his entire third grade class because of one vindictive teacher. No really, he’s ok, we promise. Also on the docket this week: the golden orb mystery is finally solved (disappointing), wombats poop cubes, and apparently 2.3 million gallons of molasses once wiped out part of Boston at 35 miles per hour. Would you rather have no knees or eat scalding hot food forever? What about chug a gallon of ketchup vs. French kiss a chimp? We have strong opinions. Plus: first kisses, tighty-whities, attic fans, alien moons, sperm whale sonar, and the correct answer to the Jurassic Park vs. Ghostbusters debate. It’s a whole thing. It always is. Cheers!  m&t #MikeAndTonyShow #Episode274 #ComedyPodcast #TalkPodcast #WouldYouRather #FridayNightVibes #SuburbanDads #WizKhalifa #TeacherLife #MiddleSchool #WeirdHistory #GreatMolassesFlood #WombatFacts #SpaceFactss #GoldenOrb #OceanMysteries #JurassicParkVsGhostbusters #FirstKiss #Nostalgia #RandomFacts #MindBlowing #PodcastLife #ColoradoPodcast #PodcastersOfInstagram #NewEpisode #Listen #Subscribe #FunnyPodcast #WeirdFacts #AdultHumor