Three Gooners walk into a bar

… and we f*ing did it, CHAMPIONS!

We did it. Champions. Premier League winners 25/26. Did that really just happen? Yes. Yes it did. We break down the entire night at the pub — the emotions, the hype, the friendships, the chaos… the whole show. There’s a bit of quiz, a bit of tabulations, and a lot of celebrating. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast. https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar [https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar]

… and the ref wasn’t positioned correctly (allegedly)

… and Jams finally speaks again Okaaay… the season is slowly coming to an end. But what on earth happened in the last 10 minutes against West Ham? Absolute chaos. We break down all the emotions — the game, the reactions, the panic and the relief. And seriously… David Raya is unbelievable. It’s been a long season and we’re definitely starting to feel drained, but hopefully it’ll all be worth it in the end. John has finally found his rhythm with Kick in The Dick, the quiz is inspired by last week’s 10,000 YouTube views, and of course we’ve got the tabulations. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast. https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar [https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar]

… and pack the kimono, we’re going to the final!

We’re doing two days in a row at the pub — because we’re still not done celebrating the Champions League semi-final win over Atlético Madrid. We break down the game and the madness of the past week in football, which has been absolutely wild. There are a few detours along the way — including kimonos, gods and Chuck Norris. We might still be a bit drunk from yesterday. John needs to sort out his shoutouts, but the quiz was solid. The tabulations are nearing the end — and it’s getting nervy. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

… and at least the beers were free!

We’re back at the pub on another sunny Wednesday, recording just before the big Champions League semi-final against Atlético. Heads are a bit all over the place. The season is nearing its end, with just four Premier League games left. We break down the incredibly dull game against Newcastle — thankfully we got the win, but it was a tough watch. We need to get Viggo firing again, because right now the goals are a bit few and far between. Of course, we also look ahead to the Atlético clash — the big one. Luckily, the women still know how to play football. Kick in The Dick, quiz and tabulations as always. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

… and we’re still in this… Right?

We’re back at the pub on a sunny Wednesday. We break down the game against City — and honestly, it’s not quite as doom and gloom as it might feel. We go through the match, the aftermath, and ask the big question: was that the season? And just how stressful has this campaign actually been? Because when it comes down to it, winning the Premier League is just incredibly hard — but how many managers have actually done it? With five games left and a Champions League semi-final against Atlético coming up, we ask: can we still get just a little bit of champagne football before it’s all said and done? There’s a (quarter?) quiz, Kick in The Dick, and of course the tabulations. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast. RSSVERIFY