8 - I would rather smell human shit than patchouli

9 - Who the fuck is Greta Thunderbird???

Happy New Year fame squad! This week, Kayla & Jess start the new year off with plenty of sandy vaginas. We find out that Kayla is really good at complaining at food establishments and getting meals for free....for everyone but herself. Jess opens up about 16 year old environmental activists and how to itch a scratch. They realize they are horrible at staying on topic when telling stories and get easily distracted. Kayla hates her birthday...

8 - I would rather smell human shit than patchouli

This week, “we fucked the fuck up”....Kayla and Jess are so sorry that they ghosted you, but they are back and ready to rant about the delightful scent of patchouli, the snowflake society we’re living in these days and how much Jess loves Christmas! They’re also wondering if anyone’s had any “missed connections” about them...

7 - Happy Dick Stomping Day!

This week, Kayla & Jess discuss our own personal disgusting bathroom habits and the over sensitive people in 2019. We find out about a movie that every single person has seen (and loved) that Kayla hasn't, and she just will not stop singing.. Annoying problem, or gift to the people? You decide.

6 - Peanut Butter: A Natural Lubricant

This week, Kayla & Jess discuss middle aged women's recipe blogs, disgusting bathroom habits and whether or not a blow up doll serves a dual purpose as a safety device. They determine what age is too old to fist bump (and fist in general) and struggle to find a dance move that works for their age group. Jess also drops the "P" word and makes everyone & their dog extremely uncomfortable for approximately 30 seconds..

5 - The History of Glory Holes

This week, Kayla & Jess discuss the new hype on Serial Killer documentaries, including Ted Bundy's tactics if it took place in 2019. We talk about alien probing, UFO sightings and where & when glory holes became a thing. Give this episode a listen if you've been patiently waiting like the rest of us to find out if Kayla is good in bed, and rate Jess' Albanian accent on a scale from 1-10.