Blucking Funt

Episode 10: Stop. Fucking. Clapping

Emily's mom sent us a bunch of random questions for us to answer, so we did. Some of them. It took us a while to get there, but we did. Nick is in this one too and contributed nothing. Jason is writing this, by the way. You probably knew this. This one is a solid 4 on the offensive meter.

Episode 9: Fork Me in the Booty Hole

You know what to do with an albatross? Eat it and then kill yourself. That’s what the main character in our riddle did, anyway. If you want to know why, listen until the end, and you just might find out! Or maybe you won’t. Intrigue!

Episode 8: Squirt, Squirt, Squirt

We spent a lot of time talking about children in this episode. And about how there are too many of them. And how we should work to avoid them in the future. Also, men breastfeeding. Don't ask about episode 7.

Episode 6: Savory Dinner Ice Cream

We decided we had gone on long enough without telling you anything about ourselves at all, so we play the Newlyfriend Game (thanks, Grace Helbig). Learn about cereals, sex toys, music, and the normal amount of masturbation talk. Also, it's long. We don't know how that happened. Probably Brian.

Episode 5: Creepy, but Not Illegal

Oh, you're gonna like this one. Probably not so much the next one, but THIS one is podcast gold! GOLD, I say! If nothing else, listen for the hot chocolate recipe. It's seriously the best and super easy. But then also stick around for the discussion on masturbation music, pet peeves, and making fun of old man Brian.