Closed for Refurbeeshment & Bankety Bank

Closed for Refurbeeshment & Bankety Bank

Closed for Refurbeeshment explains why the bees in the garden currently have nowhere to sleep. Bankety Bank explains why choosing a new bank account is even worse than choosing a new energy tariff. Both pieces come from my daily blog at www.threeflats.wordpress.com [http://www.threeflats.wordpress.com] which really is a daily blog and has been going since January 2018. So I wouldn't start reading from the beginning if I were you. I also wrote and performed the music. It's inspired by one of my sons. True Story.

Weekly Tales: Heated Moments from the Office & Let Sleeping Bloggers Lie

Heated Moments from the Office explains why my brain lets me down in hot weather but not for the reasons you might expect. Let Sleeping Bloggers Lie explains why I spent a fortnight in considerable danger during each and every night. Both are taken from my daily blog at www.threeflats.wordpress.com [http://www.threeflats.wordpress.com] where you can read the other five entries from this week. I wrote and performed the music too. True story.

Weekly Tales: Just Answer The Question - Please!!! & Pub Fight (or Flight)

Just Answer the Question - Please!!! is a rant about certain people's inability to answer a simple question with a simple answer naming and shaming at least one company. Pub Fight (or Flight) describes an unexpected attack I faced when trying to enjoy a glass of wine at a local hostelry - but not from the usual suspects... Both are taken from my stupidly long running daily blog www.threeflats.wordpress.com [http://www.threeflats.wordpress.com] where you can read more of the same. Humble Brag - I wrote and performed the music too...

Passing a Screen Test & Running Circles Around Retail Hell - this week's best stories

Passing a Screen Test recounts my epic efforts to help fix a monitor with a quick sidebar about the world's worst Bond movie. Running Circles Around Retail Hell is further evidence why my hatred of shopping is perfectly reasonable. Both are from my diary blog at www.threeflats.wordpress.com [http://www.threeflats.wordpress.com] where you can read more of this sort of thing. The music was composed and performed by me too.

The Green Chequered Flag & Cage Flight - stories from this week

The Green Chequered Flag explains why I was able to provide my own hold music when renewing my breakdown cover. Cage Flight describes my battle to stop the wind wrecking my broccoli. Both are taken from my daily blog at www.threeflats.wordpress.com [http://www.threeflats.wordpress.com] I wrote all the words and all the music you will hear, are hearing, or hopefully will hear...