6 1 26 Facelifts, Ferraris & Fitted Sheet Fights

6 19 26 Only Fans & A Gut Thermometer

It’s Friday, and DaWack is back with another overloaded trainwreck of comedy, history, weird news, and absolute nonsense. Today we celebrate Juneteenth, honoring freedom, history, and firing up the grill like our ancestors intended. We also recognize Garfield Day, because hating Mondays and eating lasagna is basically a lifestyle at this point. Add in National Martini Day, Flip-Flop Day, and Take Back the Lunch Break Day, and you’ve got yourself a full-blown Friday. In birthdays, DaWack gives love (and roasts) to Salman Rushdie, Phylicia Rashad, Ann Wilson, Paula Abdul, Boris Johnson, Zoë Saldaña, Dirk Nowitzki, and Macklemore. We remember the legends we lost, including James Gandolfini, Anton Yelchin, and the unforgettable Koko. History gets weird with Juneteenth, the first fingerprint murder conviction, the first Nickelodeon, Baby Jessica, the first iPhone hype, and more. Plus in music history, DaWack dives into The Rolling Stones, Carole King, Wings, Ricky Martin, and Taylor Swift. DaWack’s Totally Unqualified Horoscopes return with cosmic nonsense, emotional damage, and Bluetooth socks. In Stupid News: • Neighbors in L.A. are upset about an OnlyFans house next to a church (for totally understandable reasons… probably). • Parents are tracking their adult kids like Amazon packages. • A woman got busted doing 108 mph because she didn’t want to miss Love Island. • A gut thermometer is coming, and somehow that’s horrifying. • Dad jokes are now scientifically proven to build stronger family bonds. Showbiz Buzz includes Tom Holland confirming his marriage to Zendaya, Corey Feldman hospitalized, and John Stamos opening up about heartbreak. Music Notes feature Olivia Rodrigo, No Doubt, Bonnie Tyler, Bob Seger, Mick Jagger, Keith Urban, and Tim McGraw. Also: • Repair Cafes saving wallets and landfills • World Cup Uber discounts for heartbreak • Luxury summer camps for future spies and stuntmen • How to pick the perfect watermelon • Weird facts, dad jokes, and workplace boredom signs It’s history, music, laughs, weirdness, and a few fart sound effects... just another normal Friday. 🎙️ DaWack in Da Morning — where freedom rings, flip-flops slap, and common sense takes the day off.

6 12 26 Laziness Pays Off Now

Laziness Pays off Now Friday, June 12, 2026 Get ready for another wildly wacky edition of DaWack in Da Morning as Zack Da Wack serves up a buffet of bizarre news, celebrity birthdays, music headlines, history, and completely unqualified horoscopes! 🌟 On Today's Show 🎉 June 12th Holidays – DaWack Style We're celebrating everything from National Peanut Butter Cookie Day and National Jerky Day to Superman Day, National Movie Night, and even Ghost in the Machine Day. If your computer crashes today, you officially have someone else to blame. 🎂 Celebrity Birthdays Birthday shout-outs to: * Jason Mewes (52) * Robyn (47) * Cody Bellinger (31) * Jerami Grant (32) * Hideki Matsui (52) Plus, DaWack's signature birthday roast treatment for anyone brave enough to age publicly. 🌹 Gone But Not Forgotten Remembering legends including: * Gregory Peck * Treat Williams * Ruby Dee * Jimmy Dorsey * Janet Waldo * Jerry West A look back at the stars who took their final bow on June 12. 📚 This Day in History Today we revisit: * The signing of the Magna Carta * The world's first drunk driving arrest * Loving v. Virginia * Indiana Jones' big-screen debut * The arrival of the iPhone 3GS * Plus several other moments that prove humanity has been winging it for centuries. 🎸 This Day in Music Featuring: * The Rolling Stones finding Satisfaction * Queen's chart domination * Elvis doing Elvis things * Spotify beginning its takeover of music * Plus the latest music headlines from Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Lauryn Hill, Pink Floyd, Peter Frampton, Morgan Wallen, Riley Green and more. 📰 Stupid News & Shooting The Shit This week's insanity includes: * Airlines considering a "drunk passenger database" * A wildfire survival bunker that costs more than some houses * An AI-powered pigeon-sniping water gun turret * Two golfers who hit back-to-back holes-in-one with odds of 156 million to 1 Because normal news is overrated. 🤯 Polls, Facts & Random Weirdness Find out: * How many people check their phones within five minutes of waking up * Why camels actually originated in North America * Whether you're secretly more attractive than you think * And why dessert before dinner is apparently more common than you'd expect. 🏕️ Camping Nightmares & Kitchen Disasters Learn why camping with kids is basically an endurance sport and discover the warning signs that you may not actually be a chef. 🔮 DaWack's Totally Unqualified Horriblescopes The stars predict: * Forgotten refrigerators * Technology meltdowns * Mystery shirt stains * Wrong highway exits * And a 100% chance that Friday is still awesome. 🎤 Quote of the Day "Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now." 🦍 Final Thought Whether you're dodging AI water guns, celebrating Superman Day, searching for your phone while talking on it, or blaming ghosts for your Wi-Fi problems, remember: it's Friday. That's all the good news most of us need. DaWack in Da Morning — Making questionable decisions sound like a lifestyle choice. 🎙️😆🦍

6 8 26 Alligators, Ghostbusters & Don’t Make Me Adult Monday

DaWack in Da Morning – June 8, 2026 It’s Monday, June 8th, and DaWack Nation is waking up with holidays, headlines, Hollywood nonsense, stupid news, horoscopes, history, music, and just enough questionable decision-making to make Monday feel slightly less illegal. On this episode, we celebrate World Oceans Day, National Best Friends Day, Jelly-Filled Doughnut Day, Upsy Daisy Day, and DaWack’s unofficial holiday of the day: National Don’t Make Me Adult Today Day. We also blow out the candles for June 8th birthdays including Nancy Sinatra, Boz Scaggs, Bonnie Tyler, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Julianna Margulies, Ye, Tim Berners-Lee, and more. Then we remember notable passings through the years, including Andrew Jackson, Abraham Maslow, Satchel Paige, and Anthony Bourdain. Plus: * Why your 3 p.m. crash may be your lunch’s fault * Condiments you may not need to refrigerate * Random thoughts that will make your brain itch * Cycling may actually improve your mood * Florida alligators, zip-tied iguanas, GPS disasters, and a kindergarten graduation *  Whack Facts, random jokes, and lawn-mowing excuses * DaWack's horriblescopes for every zodiac sign * This Day in History: Bill of Rights, Daytona racing, Porsche, Watergate, Ghostbusters, Gremlins, and more * New entertainment releases including Masters of the Universe, Scary Movie, Love Island USA, Cape Fear, and new music picks * This Day in U.S. Music History featuring Dolly Parton, Paul McCartney & Wings, Tears for Fears, The Fugees, Toby Keith, and Florida Georgia Line It’s history, holidays, headlines, horoscopes, and humans making choices that prove warning labels are still very necessary. DaWack in Da Morning — where every day is a holiday if you’re willing to lower your standards enough.

6 5 26 The National Doughnut Day Disaster

🎙️ DaWack in da Morning Friday, June 5, 2026 Start your Friday with a fresh cup of coffee and a fresh batch of nonsense as Zack Da Wack serves up another jam-packed episode of DaWack in da Morning! This week we're celebrating National Doughnut Day, National Cheese Day, World Environment Day, and somehow trying to balance doughnuts with Global Running Day. Good luck with that. We'll run through celebrity birthdays featuring Mark Wahlberg, Mike McCready, Pete Wentz, Ron Livingston, and more. Then we'll remember some notable figures who left us on June 5th, including Ronald Reagan, Ray Bradbury, Conway Twitty, Dee Dee Ramone, and others. In This Day in History, we revisit the eve of D-Day, the launch of the Marshall Plan, Elvis shocking America with his hips, the beginning of the Six-Day War, the first reported cases of AIDS, and the day Edward Snowden made everyone suddenly interested in privacy settings. Then it's time for This Day in Music History, where Elvis causes a national panic, The Rolling Stones can't get no satisfaction, Bruce Springsteen is born in the U.S.A., and Prince reminds us why legends never really leave. Plus: 🍩 National Doughnut Day 🧀 National Cheese Day 🌎 World Environment Day 🎂 Celebrity Birthdays 🕯️ Celebrity & Notable Deaths 📚 This Day in History 🎵 This Day in Music History 🔮 DaWack's Hilarious Friday Horoscopes And this week's horoscope forecast includes: • Aries battling a jar lid • Taurus buying a decorative frog they don't need • Gemini falling down an internet rabbit hole • Leo becoming the center of attention for all the wrong reasons • Sagittarius planning a tropical vacation that ends at a gas station slushie machine Because the stars may guide you, but they can't stop you from making questionable decisions before noon. Featured Quote of the Day: "History changes the world. Music changes the mood. Doughnuts make both easier to handle." 🎙️ DaWack in da Morning The podcast where history is funny, news is weird, and the horoscopes are only slightly less reliable than the weather forecast.

6 1 26 Facelifts, Ferraris & Fitted Sheet Fights

Show Title “Facelifts, Ferraris & Fitted Sheet Fights” Show Notes It’s Monday, June 1, 2026, and DaWack in da Morning kicks off the month with holidays, history, music, celebrity birthdays, showbiz buzz, stupid facts, and horoscopes that should probably come with a warning label. This episode celebrates everything from National Say Something Nice Day and National Game Show Day to Go Barefoot Day, Dinosaur Day, Flip a Coin Day, and the official start of Atlantic Hurricane Season — because apparently June wanted to arrive wearing flip-flops and carrying a weather emergency kit. On the birthday list: Morgan Freeman, Heidi Klum, Alanis Morissette, Tom Holland, Pat Boone, Ronnie Wood, and more — including a reminder that Spider-Man is now old enough to complain about back pain. The show also takes a ride through This Day in History, featuring Anne Boleyn getting crowned, Boston Harbor getting grounded by the British, CNN launching 24-hour news, GM filing for bankruptcy, and the Universal Studios fire wiping out a shocking amount of music history. Then it’s over to This Day in Music, where Dolly Parton heads to Nashville, The Rolling Stones hit America, The Beatles release Sgt. Pepper’s, David Bowie enters the chat, and the Eagles tell everybody to take it easy. In the Show Biz Buzz, Zack digs into Jeff Probst talking reality TV betting spoilers, Rosie O’Donnell’s pricey facelift, the huge launch of Dutton Ranch, Ninja Warrior heading toward the Olympics, and Jennie Garth needing hypnosis to survive Dancing with the Stars nerves. Then it’s time for Shooting the Bull, featuring a study that says going back to work after a holiday may literally be bad for your heart, New Yorkers combining chess with boxing because apparently one stressful hobby wasn’t enough, modern singles refusing to date outside a 30-minute drive, Guy Fieri giving burger tips like he’s launching a meat-based space mission, and Ferrari unveiling an electric family car for people whose grocery getter costs more than a house. Plus: whack facts, lawn-mowing warning signs, weird camping items, and DaWack’s hilarious June 1 horoscopes, where Gemini enters a group chat with itself, Leo demands a parade, Virgo loses a war with the junk drawer, and Aries gets defeated by a fitted sheet. Episode Highlights * June 1 holidays and observances, DaWack style * Celebrity birthdays and notable deaths * This Day in History: June 1 * This Day in Music History: June 1 * Show Biz Buzz * Back-to-work heart stress study * Chess boxing in New York * Dating’s new 30-minute commute rule * Ferrari’s first electric family car *  Whack Facts * Signs it’s time to mow your lawn * Odd things to take camping * Horriblescopes for Monday, June 1, 2026 Suggested Episode Description June starts with bare feet, burgers, bad decisions, and a whole lot of DaWack. Zack Da Wack runs through the holidays, birthdays, history, music history, showbiz buzz, stupid facts, weird news, and horoscopes for Monday, June 1, 2026. From Dolly Parton heading to Nashville to chess boxing in Brooklyn, Ferrari making a $640,000 electric family car, and horoscopes that roast every sign equally — this episode is packed tighter than Guy Fieri’s burger dome.   wack@zackdawack.com