Emergency Episode 001: Waffle House, Teleportation and FEMA

Episode 1176: Suppressing Minority Voters, Golden Trump Phones and Special Guest Zak Haines

In this episode we welcome DC Comedian Zak Haines to talk about the GOP racing to suppress black and brown voters thanks to Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts. Hank roasts Marrku over a deleted Threads post. Markku and Hank critique Trump’s AI-generated paintings in the medical miracles series and Spirit Airlines final crash landing. Hank calls in to the podcast on his brand new Gold Trump Phone, and the sound quality is... reasonable. And President Doggle Trump praises Andrew Jackson for his dedication to the whites. Find more information on Zak who can be found on: Threads:  https://www.threads.com/@zakhainescomedy?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== [https://www.threads.com/@zakhainescomedy?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zakhainescomedy?igsh=cGNvamVnd3p3aGFl [https://www.instagram.com/zakhainescomedy?igsh=cGNvamVnd3p3aGFl] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zakhainescomedy?_r=1&_t=ZT-96WLepLCacv [https://www.tiktok.com/@zakhainescomedy?_r=1&_t=ZT-96WLepLCacv] And many other platforms. Follow him to see when he is performing next.

Episode 1175: HIlton Horror, Labor Loss and Iranian Invaders

Markku and Grover AI team up for this hard-hitting episode. We discuss a night at the Hilton Hotel, Trump's ballroom blues, Iranian hackers, MAGA ladies lose one of their own (Labor Secretary), and the president's plans for a teeny weeny UFC stadium. (So cute.) Rev. Hank calls in after an LSD religious experience. Doggle Trump destroys John Quincy Adams.  We're on Substack! https://substack.com/@deepstatesubtribune [https://substack.com/@deepstatesubtribune]

Episode 1174: Trump Jesus, Pope Problems and Hegseth’s God Squad

Rev. Hank discusses his new Church of Trump Jesus, Inc. Markku fears Pope Leo might get Tupac-ed. The boys debate Pete Hegseth’s Big Christian Crusade in Iran. President Doggle Trump savages James Monroe.

Episode 1173: Dire Straits (of Hormuz), Stolen KitKats and an AI Cohost

We make history (probably) when the Deep State’s Grover AI becomes the first AI to cohost a podcast. Doggle Trump is upset with Iran. Hank is undercover on an island that is not Cuba and Markku is in Italy, no where near the Great KitKat Heist of 2026. Doggle savages James Madison. Hank and Markku discuss James Talarico and Pastor Brooks Potteiger.

Emergency Episode 001: Waffle House, Teleportation and FEMA

Markku tries to pivot to hard news to discuss the next head of FEMA, who said he was one teleported to a Waffle House against his will. This is the moment this podcast was made for. Rev. Hank makes a cameo appearance.