Winner Winner

Winner Winner

My typical satire on display here. Hope you sleep well after your next trip to KFC.

Purple Snow

The ultimate environmental tragedy happens when a winery burns.

The Potheads of Scrumptious Junction

When you're high and watching reality tv, anything can happen.

Lost In Cyberspace

A story of terror, romance, and bundling my home and auto insurance.

The Lodge

What happens when your alma mater, HogPimple Academy, is taken over by a secret organization, The Knights of the Lodge of the Flaming Buttocks?