Episode 7: Lucky Number Slevin

Episode 10: AND NOW MY WATCH HAS ENDED

In a shocking turn of events, the Elysium poster is taken down, Fast Company writes an article and Elysium Watch is brought to an abrupt end. FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST BOBBY MOYNIHAN FROM SNL!

Episode 9: Running For The R Train

Patrick runs for the R train.

Episode 8: He Lies, He Um...

Patrick realizes he has been misleading his audience w/r/t what day it is.

Episode 7: Lucky Number Slevin

Patrick gets political and then recommends ice cream

Episode 6: Seltzer

Patrick prepares to post today's Elysium pic.