Episode 149: McDonald’s Sexiest Man of the Year

Episode 150: Hee Hee-Man

We’re halfway to 300 episodes! In this one, Matt longs for the days when driving ranges were simple; people find a new way to ruin the movies; and we reveal more of our script for the sequel to this summer’s biggest film, MICHAEL!

Episode 149: McDonald’s Sexiest Man of the Year

In this brand new episode of Giant Electric Penguin: President Trump gets his mitts on a One Wish Willow; Jim Bob Duggar does the bare minimum to qualify as a father; and Matt finally meets his secret admirer. Plus we rank the films in the Jurassic franchise from best to worst…which is definitely something we’ve done already. And we reveal the most persecuted group of people in America.

Episode 148: Poetry Shark

In yet another attempt to gain his sister’s approval, Matt, the current host of GIANT ELECTRIC PENGUIN, presents the 148th episode of the podcast. In this one, Matt goes to the cinema; Orko remains unconfirmed; and The Poetry Shark makes his triumphant debut! Take the Poetry Shark Challenge: Write a poem inspired by the word “innishoverg” and send it to: giantpengypodcast@gmail.com. This episode is dedicated to the late Dr. Frank Vaughn.

Episode 147: T.G.I.P.F. (Thank goodness it’s Poetry Fox)

In this Duggar-, Sonic the Hedgehog-, and Justice League-free FRIDAY PODCAST SPECIAL, Matt describes his vision for MICHAEL 2; MJ protects a Korean fan from certain death; and a mysterious figure dressed as a fox keeps the art of poetry alive and thriving. Plus, Matt describes what it takes to be a modern American hero. (It involves an almost ludicrous amount of needles to the stomach. You’ve been warned.) And, we take a frightening stroll through the nightmare world that is Threads.

Episode 146: Duggar Kong Country

It’s time for Giant Electric Penguin, the podcast guaranteed to make the normies reverse-Kool-Aid-Man it without fail! In this episode, Michael Jackson returns to JCPenney for an unbelievable promotion; Josh Duggar wishes his mommy a happy Mother’s Day; and Matt contacts the Better Business Bureau. Plus: Clay Aiken vs Neil Sedaka! Prom pictures! Dicking around on Threads! Dogs! Woke Stabler! Yelling at the elderly! And the Duggar-Donner Challenge Re-Revisted!