Why the Past Was Objectively Better but Why We’re Also Excited for the Future

How to Optimize Trash

Refuse. Rubbish. Waste. There are many names for one of the most incredible things human beings create. Trash is in the crosshairs this week. Take out your notepads as Tom and Griffin educate you about how trash can be better.

How to Optimize Your Cult

Have a cult? Thinking of starting one? This is the episode. you should listen to in order to make it hugely successful and to change the world. Welcome to the Family, the Army of Really Important Thinking.

How Can We Optimize Hats?

Two genius podcasters finally face the ultimate question: hats, where did they go wrong? And, where can they go right?

Why the Past Was Objectively Better but Why We’re Also Excited for the Future

Things used to be great. We can all agree. And in the future they will be better. But right now? Well, join Tom and Griffin as they discuss why right now sucks absolute ass and other times ripped/will rip.

How to Optimize Concerts w/ Eric Rahill

Bresslin Summers himself joins us this week as we discuss the most important way to spend your time - listening to music at concerts.