The Problem with UK "Islamic" Apps & The Epstein Files With @nojokeilly

I'D RATHER YOU BEAT ME THAN PLAY MIND GAMES WITH ME 💀Ft. Quincy

Quincy is back on Last of the Real! We kick things off talking about the struggle of traveling to North-West London before diving into why everyone in the UK collectively prays on Arsenal's downfall. Then, Quincy gives us his unfiltered review of the new Michael Jackson movie (spoiler: too much singing, not enough of the drama we actually wanted to see) and debates whether Joe Jackson's "parenting style" was a success or just plain wild. We also pitch a brand new Grime Cinematic Universe series called EskiBoy, map out how Quincy plans to emotionally traumatize his future kids instead of smacking them, and break down why TFL is basically a thief in the night stealing money while we sleep. 00:00 - 🗺️ Welcome to Wembley (The Sticks) 01:31 - ⚽ Football Fans on the Train: Friend or Foe? 02:40 - 🔴 Why Does Everyone Link Up to See Arsenal Lose? 04:47 - 🍿 Reviewing the Michael Jackson Movie (Too Much Karaoke) 06:12 - 🥊 The "Spicy" Jackson Family Drama 07:15 - 🥋 Did Joe Jackson Beat Michael into Success? 09:15 - 🩹 "Different Selection of Whoppings" 10:43 - 🎬 The Bob Villain Ban 11:58 - 🎤 Pitching the Ultimate Grime Universe Film 14:05 - 🤫 Who Should Play Wiley? (Breaking the Wonga) 15:58 - 👮 London is Moving Crazy Right Now 17:40 - 🥊 "We Don't Rush People Anymore" 18:42 - 🚴 Getting Robbed While Getting Beat Up in Brixton (Double L) 21:30 - 💸 The Government's Random £25M Funding 23:30 - 👵 If I Have Kids, I'm Ruining Their Lives with Mind Games 26:15 - 🥖 Quincy the "Bully-Bully" & The SAS Badge Struggle 28:45 - 🛒 Why Are Groceries Getting the "iPhone Upgrade" Price Hike? 30:35 - 🎙️ Is Quincy Starting a Podcast? Amir's Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amiribrahTikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@lastoftherealpodGuest Guest IG: https://www.instagram.com/quincy_smf/ Music by: Huey No NamePodcast Title Inspired by: https://www.instagram.com/ldn.h2n/ ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

How Bizzy Lost 35 Stone and Gained 200lbs Back After Losing His Dad

In this episode, BIGZZY sits down to tell the incredible and often dark story of his physical transformation. He opens up about the reality of weighing over 600lbs, the rare medical condition (Achalasia) that saw him drop to just 8 stone, and the dangerous stunts he pulled while on a feeding tube. We discuss the mental toll of losing his father, the struggle of gaining back 200lbs, and his journey to finding peace through content creation. From face tattoos and TikTok fame to the "weird" side of brand deals and the future of IRL streaming on Kick, nothing is off-limits. 🕙 0:00 – From Ealing Broadway to the Ealing Borough 🕵️‍♂️ 1:13 – Dealing with stalkers and coordinates on stories 🇺🇸 1:52 – The wild DM requests to fly out to America 🍟 2:34 – Getting caught "lacking" with chips and a wrap 📉 3:33 – Losing 226kg (35 stone) in just 18 months 🏥 4:02 – Diagnosed with Achalasia: The fight for my life 🤢 4:47 – Living on a feeding tube for 10 months 🥃 5:46 – Putting Captain Morgan into a feeding tube 💔 7:25 – Losing my Dad and the spiral back to 32 stone 🛒 8:00 – Buying 30 bags of crisps as a teenager 🤝 8:30 – Being monitored by Social Services as a child 🫂 10:07 – Why my older brother was my harshest critic 🌍 10:48 – Family roots: Grenada to Acton 💉 11:27 – The mental breakdown behind the face tattoos 🤳 12:51 – Starting TikTok and going viral instantly 🚫 14:04 – Why I don't get brand deals 👗 14:58 – The "Diddy" industry: They wanted me to wear a dress 📽️ 15:47 – Why Kick and IRL streaming is the future 🎤 17:15 – Preparing for my first ever stand-up comedy show 🏋️‍♂️ 19:15 – My gym routine and why I prefer swimming 🚿 20:23 – Why gym changing rooms are disgusting 📏 21:18 – The "Fat Man Myth": Does weight loss change size? Amir's Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amiribrahTikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@lastoftherealpodGuest Guest IG: https://www.instagram.com/bizzy_insta/ Music by: Huey No NamePodcast Title Inspired by: https://www.instagram.com/ldn.h2n/ ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

"DON'T TRUST ANYONE" | Why Yahya Left Chelsea for AC Milan

In this episode, we sit down with Yahya, one of football’s most exciting young talents, to discuss his meteoric rise from the Chelsea Academy to the iconic San Siro with AC Milan. Yahya gets real about the sacrifices required to make it at the top level, including moving out at 15 and the "Rice Sundays" punishment for not scoring. He opens up about the pressure of the lifestyle from staying grounded to faith and family. We also dive deep into his decision to represent Morocco over England, what it’s actually like training with legends like Luka Modric and Raheem Sterling, and the strict "No Skiing" rules written into pro contracts. Whether you're an aspiring pro or a fan of the beautiful game, this is a must-watch look into the mentality of a future star. 0:00 🌴 Miami vs. Hamstrings: The Injury Story 1:45 👟 Under Retail? The Secret to Getting Bapes 4:30 🇮🇹 Living in Milan: Language School & "Cuzi Cuzi" 7:20 🏠 The Grind: Leaving Home at 15 for Chelsea Digs 10:50 📚 Football School: Studying for GCSEs at Chelsea 13:15 🍚 "Rice Sundays": The Reality of Professional Discipline 16:40 💍 Finding Love: Avoiding "Instagram Girls" & Seeking a Wife 19:55 🦁 The Choice: Why I Picked Morocco Over England 21:30 ⚽️ Training with Giants: Modric, Thiago Silva & Sterling 24:00 🚫 The Rules: No Skiing, No Motorbikes, No Parties 27:15 📱 Advice to Young Ballers: Stay Humble & Save Your Money Amir's Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amiribrahTikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@lastoftherealpodGuest Guest IG: https://www.instagram.com/yahya.idrissi10/ Music by: Huey No NamePodcast Title Inspired by: https://www.instagram.com/ldn.h2n/ ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

70M Views, 20 Cops & a Pink Barbie Gun & Exposing Social Media Scams with @Fatabz1

In this episode, we sit down again with one of the UK’s most viral creators  @Fatabz1  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCnNUZx5tMNgXJ56x8QSCL9w] to discuss the reality behind the "menace" persona. From racking up 70 million views to facing 20 police officers over a toy Barbie gun, he shares the truth about life as a street prankster. We explore his strict ethical boundaries, his diverse heritage, and the "fake" lifestyle of social media influencers. He also reveals why he turned down a $25,000 monthly gambling deal and how he once dropped the act to stop a predator on the streets of London. 00:00 - The Soho Dispersal Order 👮‍♂️ 01:26 - Hygiene and "Extreme" Brushers 🪥 03:21 - The 70 Million View Viral Moment 📈 04:56 - Heritage and the "Mad Mix" 🌍 06:46 - The Barbie Gun Incident 🔫 08:36 - Drawing the Line: Ethics of a Prankster 🛑 10:16 - London vs. Paris Streets 🇫🇷 12:46 - Stopping a Predator 🛡️ 14:21 - The "Fasade" of Social Media 🎭 16:16 - Turning Down the £25,000 Gambling Deal 💰 Amir's Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amiribrah TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@lastoftherealpodGuest Guest IG: https://www.instagram.com/fatabz21/ Music by: Huey No NamePodcast Title Inspired by: https://www.instagram.com/ldn.h2n/ ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

The Problem with UK "Islamic" Apps & The Epstein Files With @nojokeilly

In the first episode of 2026, we’re joined by  @nojokeilly-k7q  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCiOp1ml9lEj8OJvXJtKHZGA] to talk through the reality of being a Moroccan content creator in the UK. We dive deep into the chaos of cultural expectations, the madness surrounding the Epstein and Diddy files, and why the UK football scene just hits differently. 0:00 – Podcast debut & Ramadan vibes 🌙 1:45 – The "Conscious" shift during the Holy Month 🕌 3:30 – Coffee withdrawals & the SmartWhip epidemic ☕ 5:10 – Growing up Moroccan: Village life vs. UK life 🇲🇦 7:20 – Why I kept my heritage a secret for "engagement" 🕵️‍♂️ 9:15 – The problem with "Suhour Fest" and US vs UK culture 🎡 11:00 – Park Royal: The most "Ghetto" car park in London 🚗 13:10 – The SmartWhip business & money laundering theories 🎈 15:45 – Milan Trip: Why the San Siro is a must-see 🇮🇹 17:30 – Paris is "Catfishing" the world 🥖 19:40 – Getting stopped by Border Force in Holland 🛂 22:15 – Why I turned down £2,000 for an "Islamic" app deal 📱 24:30 – The Epstein & Diddy Files: Ronaldo and Messi? 📂 27:00 – Madeleine McCann & the Ghislaine Maxwell sketch 🔍 29:15 – Michael Jackson: Did he really do it? 🎤 32:00 – Being an "Opinionated" Football Creator ⚽ 34:20 – The Pyramids: Humans vs. Jinn? 🏗️ 36:45 – Myths about Moroccans: Aggressive or just misunderstood? 🗣️ 38:50 – UK Ballers vs. The World: Why we’re built different 👟 41:15 – Final thoughts: The goal is Football 🥅 Amir's Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amiribrahTikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@lastoftherealpodGuest Guest IG: https://www.instagram.com/nojokeilly/ Music by: Huey No NamePodcast Title Inspired by: https://www.instagram.com/ldn.h2n/ ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.