Episode 84 – Esprit de Café

Episode 87 - Making Ends Meat

"And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy" - We play the Jeffrey Epstein and Luke Skywalker game. - Nobody stumbles home after a visit the ophthalmologist that leaves her nearly blind. - We discuss how a ‘top 30 headache’ can mean vastly different things for men and women. - We reminisce about the early days of Facebook and Nobody’s most cringeworthy posts. - Nobody has a new business proposal for desexing your pets on the go. - Ben faces a dilemma while getting his car serviced. - Ben dives into his group chat for the first ever ‘Darren’s musings’.

Episode 86 - I Have Diarrhoea, Let Me In!

"The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together" - Ben doesn’t want the obligation of dealing with your dead body. - Nobody lost her grandma’s ashes. - We plan Nobody’s funeral and her partners commiseration handjob. - Nobody asks if you’d let a stranger with diarrhea into your house. - Nobody outlines exactly what she’d use the superpower of ‘bowel vision’ for. - Ben dreams up a way for Nobody to get rich babysitting. - We brainstorm responses to the cute goodnight message Ben received. - We discuss brother lovin’ in The White Lotus. - Nobody is having a bad hair day and hasn’t had a haircut in many years. - We swap Uber ratings and call for an end to the five-star rating system. - Ben asks what is the best music to listen to during an MRI?

Episode 85 – Are You Calling Moi A Dipsh*t?

"I want someone to try, or let me down easy, easy tonight" - Ben is confused by the condoms in airport bathrooms. - We ponder what the inside of our nose smells like. - The Toni and Ryan podcast is giving Ben a glimpse into a parallel universe. - Nobody thinks our childhood town of Research would be the perfect setting for a small-town murder mystery. - Ben has a run in with a mentally healthy gang of youths. - We both get stuck in conversations with old men. - We discuss our aversion to hugging our friends. - Nobody has a café couch etiquette dilemma. - Ben feels sorry for Stranger Things’ ‘Dipshit Derek’. - Nobody buys exactly one kilo of bananas.

Episode 84 – Esprit de Café

"I think I got to know your body" - Ben thinks we need a name for the back of the knee. - We discuss accidentally sending dirty messages to the group chat. - Ben attends the Grand Prix and buys the world’s most expensive dental floss. - Ben has some follow up questions about Nobody’s love of Ferris wheels and the World’s Fair. - Prompted by the Toni & Ryan podcast, Nobody asks what percentage of each other bodies we have seen. - Nobody keeps booking hotel rooms with windows to the bathroom. - Nobody accidentally texts Ben a dirty Resident Evil meme. - Nobody has a café etiquette question about eating outside food. - We share our disdain for paid public toilets. - Nobody visits an empty restaurant and gets put on display.

Episode 83 – Ohhhhh!

"All we are is dust in the wind" - Nobody is done with personal growth. - Someone is stealing Ben’s Fijian sand! - Ben’s stomach starts speaking to him. - Nobody wants to visit the World’s Fair.