Chapter 9

Chapter 9

In which I compound my sins by inscribing them onto transmuted tree pulp

Chapter 8

In which I consensually touch a lady's breast, or die trying!

Chapter 7

In which I go to look at my own ass in a mirror in public

Chapter 6

In which I thwart myself in my quest to touch a breast

Chapter 5

In which I hope no one discovers that I plan to touch a breast tonight