The Gang Fights Doug The Beaver | EP 101

The Gang Fights Doug The Beaver | EP 101

Stroke was out this episode, so we did the responsible thing and replaced him with Rick, our actual lawyer. Smart move, honestly, because this episode probably needs legal supervision. We started with a titties hat, then a dick hat, somehow invented “digital AIDS,” revisited the workplace phrase nobody should ever say out loud, and then took a hard turn into couples splitting bills 50/50. Joint accounts, separate accounts, who pays for dinner, who cleans the kitchen, who steals the money when everything goes sideways. Romance is beautiful, folks. Then Jenn gave us the news: China is allegedly using LinkedIn to fish for spies, a Florida grandma got arrested after falling for a fake Liam Neeson scam, Toronto has a beaver statue named Doug, and Joey Chestnut is apparently the Glizzy Guzzler now. After that, confessions got disgusting enough that Rick probably considered charging us by the hour. So here’s the question: should couples split everything 50/50, or is that fake fairness people use until somebody empties the bank account? Let us know in the comments Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy the shirt before it disappears and you’re left explaining to strangers why you refused greatness like some kind of clearance-rack civilian: https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] 📩Your secrets are disgusting and apparently unlimited. Dump them anonymously so we can read them, regret it, and keep the show spiritually unwell: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm knows we’re not just four people yelling into the void like a cursed family reunion: https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] 🎥 Get the uncensored video on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] NOT That Damn Show episode 101 America’s Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn Rick lawyer guest host fake and gay shirt titties hat dicks hat digital AIDS smells like vagina workplace Dick in Commodore 64 Boardwalk Fourth of July Orangevale Minneapolis podcast plays land of ten thousand lakes Daughtry mom rock Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis Glenlivet whiskey couples 50 50 debate joint bank account separate bank accounts divorce custody agreement workers comp LinkedIn spies China recruiters Liam Neeson scam Florida grandma Canadian beaver statue Doug Great Beaver Quest Joey Chestnut hot dog eating contest glizzy guzzler Impossible Foods Patreon confessions hyphenated last name God crying rain ASPD HR law sex drawer lube rusty trombone social media evidence speed cameras bridge tolls felon gun rights Gangbang Gavin

The Gang Microwaves Fish | Ep 100

Everybody’s barely here, everybody’s allegedly mad at everybody, Stroke is late, Ian has to leave, and somehow that still counts as a functioning podcast… because standards are dead. We’ve FINALLY got the June shirt of the month (Everything is Fake and Gay) Mikey is throwing a party at the Boardwalk Fourth of July weekend, Jenn starts wondering if she’s in menopause. an trying to start his new apartment life by getting rejected in a model unit like a horny real estate goblin. Listener comments somehow drag us through Japan school trips, Spanish Spotify ads, unpaid traffic tickets, and the eternal question: is a short guy’s dating problem solved by muscles and a motorcycle? Then Digital Dick of the Week becomes an actual moral crisis. One guy steals cigarettes from Wawa and leaves his wallet behind. Another guy allegedly pulls a gun on a coworker over microwaved fish. We’re not lawyers, but we are people with noses. Stroke shows up just in time to bring Florida’s finest: alligator face bites, DoorDash boners, Walmart groin shots, Disney water-glass assaults, and the phrase “molesting wildlife,” which should never exist but absolutely does. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Wear the shirt before society collapses completely. The store is live, the taste level is questionable, and that’s sort of the point: https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] 📩 Got a confession that would make your group chat call a meeting? Dump it here anonymously and let us ruin it with confidence: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm stops treating us like a gas station bathroom with Wi-Fi: https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, because apparently you people need to see the damage in full resolution: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] NOT That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn Everything is fake and gay shirt of the month Boardwalk Fourth of July line dancing country music jello shots menopause hot flashes Ian apartment model unit listener comments Japan school trip Spotify Spanish ads Titanic Spanish accent speeding ticket red light ticket Brazil listener map Peru listener Digital Dick of the Week Wawa cigarette thief wallet left behind microwaved fish cop Myrtle Beach dad rock Weezer Offspring Linkin Park Korn Incubus Green Day Foo Fighters Fall Out Boy Creed Blink 182 radio remote hell Florida Man sex offender pool law alligator bite Christmas Florida DoorDash driver Cocoa Beach Walmart groin gunshot Disney World sudden snatching molesting wildlife Niagara Falls video sunflower midgets office talk don’t put bananas in my butt

The Gang Settles the Ghosting Debate | Ep 99

This episode started with a simple relationship question and somehow ended with cousin confessions and discussions about butthole licking. The big debate: if someone ghosts you after three months, are they responsible when you completely lose your mind afterward? The jury was divided. We also discovered that Florida's most misspelled word is apparently "school," held a spelling bee for grown adults, argued about Michael Jordan vs Wayne Gretzky, and learned that some people are allergic to their own orgasms. Then Ian delivered what may be one of the greatest stories in show history: a desperate sprint through Best Buy while trying not to become permanently known as "The Best Buy Pooper." The confessions were somehow even worse with hotel squatters, cousin crushes. porta-potty enthusiasts and paid wedgies. Humanity remains undefeated. Welcome to Americas Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Your wardrobe looks weak and you know it. Fix the problem before strangers assume you're responsible for modern country radio. https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] 📩 Got a secret that's keeping your therapist employed? Excellent. Send it to us and let the internet judge you instead. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐ Follow the show, subscribe everywhere, leave a review, and help us continue making poor life choices professionally. https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] 🎥 The uncensored video version lives on Patreon, where you can actually see the faces attached to these terrible opinions. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] ghosting dating advice ghosting debate crazy ex texting relationship advice best buy story best buy pooper penis fossil random facts kryptonite origin superman radio show tittle grammar fact orgasm allergy post orgasmic illness syndrome sardines fish facts ejaculation facts exploding trees wayne gretzky michael jordan sports debate flavor aid jim jones spelling bee misspelled words california spelling florida school spelling business spelling because spelling daughtry halestorm limp bizkit aftershock music discussion college fund family business small business inflation prison brother aggravated assault ann arbor michigan st paul minnesota confession segment porta potty confession hotel living story cousin attraction wheelchair im still standing paid wedgie confession not that damn show

The Gang Eats Government Cheese | Ep 98

This episode started with Jenn disappearing before showtime and somehow got worse from there. Stroke introduced a song called Don't Put Bananas In My Butt, which immediately destroyed whatever credibility we had left. Then we stumbled onto a Florida music festival charging $34 for a turkey leg and spent the next twenty minutes trying to figure out whether that counts as theft. We also uncovered America's forgotten government cheese mountain, discussed New Jersey's weird gas-pumping laws, debated speed cameras, and learned there's apparently a luxury anti-aging cream designed specifically for your penis. No, that's not a joke. By the end of the episode we’ve talked about ringworm throats, pledge allegiance controversies, and whether Thomas Jefferson would've simply canceled America if he saw what the internet has become. If you've ever wondered what happens when three dudes start with a simple conversation and end up discussing anti-aging dick lotion, this one's for you. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Life is expensive enough. At least spend your money on something stupid you actually wanted. Grab your NTDS merch: https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] 📩 Done something questionable? Illegal? Weirdly impressive? Dump it in the confessional and let us judge you from a safe distance. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐Help us confuse even more people across America and apparently Brazil. Follow, subscribe, and leave a review: https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] 🎥 Want the uncensored video version with all the facial expressions that make these conversations even worse? Get Patreon access here: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] This episode is sponsored by More Labs. Morning Recovery helps you bounce back after a night out, and Liquid Focus helps you get stuff done without the crash. Head to MoreLabs.com [http://MoreLabs.com] and use promo code NTDS to save 20% off. Brazil listener Rio de Janeiro daughter Washington DC school trip bananas in my butt song viral internet song Gulf Coast Jam festival prices turkey leg price gouging lemonade price festival food prices Aftershock comparison radio industry local radio Odyssey podcast Walmart Plus Upside app gas prices government speed cameras Oakland speeding tickets New Jersey gas stations daylight saving time government cheese mountain California high speed rail Prohibition war on drugs Patriot Act Cobra Effect British India cobras Florida radio midget wrestling Peter Dinklage Rosie O'Donnell facelift Christina Applegate ugly shoes ringworm throat Real Housewives gay pride flag teacher fired Brad Pitt penis cream anti aging cream luxury skincare Donald Trump The Chicks Natalie Maines festival season government waste America 250 years old

The Gang Becomes Women | Ep 97

Where’s Stroke? We don’t know so naturally we got into an unnecessarily long discussion about AI gender swaps, lesbian filters, whale sperm perfume, and whether a grown man deserves five million dollars because a cruise ship deck was hot in Florida. We listen to voicemails, read your comments and check Craigslist where we find twinks and pregnant pillow princesses. There’s also a guy using AI to fake Uber damage photos, another guy smearing s*it all over someone’s house, and a woman beating a cheating man with an entire tree branch while we cheer like it’s WrestleMania. Somehow we invented a new game based on horrible real-life FML stories and prove once again that humanity was probably a mistake. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Wear something from the store so strangers immediately know not to ask you for directions or emotional support. https://www.nottds.com/store [https://www.nottds.com/store] 📩 Your secrets are already ruining your life anyway. Might as well let us read them out loud for content. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐ Follow the show, leave a review, and help confuse the algorithm into thinking this is educational content. https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] 🎥 The uncensored video version is somehow even worse. Full episodes on Patreon now. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] NOT That Damn Show AI Lyft scam Florida man Carnival Cruise lawsuit hot deck lawsuit AI fake damage photos Craigslist Lust Dallas Fort Worth femme boy twink BBW milky whale ambergris perfume Four Corners challenge Mortal Kombat arcade machine Bucky’s chili lime peanuts pepper spray ingredient Wheel of Fortune puzzle sperm whale facts steroid Olympics tug of war Olympics softball face injury cheating girlfriend branch attack AI gender swap photos lesbian filter ant infestation colonoscopy prep participation trophies Aftershock ticket prices Rockville festival Georgia country Kazakhstan fake countries Borat references Big Mouth Billy Bass party poppers prank DUI checkpoint joke FML game Craigslist twink Florida poop burglar Gemini watermark AI detection Dallas airport stripper joke Patreon uncensored video