Episode 57: The Polygamist

Episode 57: The Polygamist

Total run time target: ~1 HR Structure: segments Segment 1/ Intro – Thank the fans  Segment 2 – OUR Weeks Segment 3 - FATHERS DAY GAME Segment 4 - Aine’s word of the day  Stories  * Erias Lukwago & Martha Karau & Tabz  * Nyakisharara Airport: the biggest, newest scam of the year, meanwhile Kabalega airport is not yet done… Prime minister instructed works ministry to make sure it’s launched by DECMEBER 2026  * Health workers have raised concerns over what they described as rising cases of new HIV infections in Gulu City @Gulu_CityUG. In the past three months, spanning between January and March this year, Nurse Florence Atim, the area HIV Focal Person, disclosed that 480 new cases were registered. This has prompted a call for scaled-up HIV prevention measures, including the use of oral PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis), condoms and newly introduced injectable PrEP, which is safe and effective in preventing HIV among negative individuals. * Uganda's Chief of Defence Forces (CDF) Gen Muhoozi Kainerugaba says he's now been authorised by his father, President Yoweri Museveni, to shut down @DailyMonitor and @ntvuganda over claims that they have over time mocked the family's 40-year. He's also threatened to have his political outfit,  Patriotic League of Uganda (PLU), forcefully take over as Leader of Opposition in Parliament (LoP), where his father's political party, National Resistance Movement (NRM), commands the majority. He has further threatened to arrest current  LoP Joel Ssenyonyi and former MP Ssemujju Nganda for criticising his modus operandi when he boasted over the kidnap and torture of former Kampala mayor Erias Lukwago.  * Two journalists brutalised, arrested by police while investigating neglect of duty in Mitooma. The duo had traveled to Kashenshero Town Council police station to verify a viral TikTok video claiming the station is frequently left abandoned. After interviewing local residents about the security situation, the journalists contacted the Town Council chairperson, Mr Van Allan, for comment. He directed them to his residence. However, their investigation was violently interrupted. "We were forced to eat mandazi (fried bread) while they blocked our noses," Twinamatsiko added. The journalists were subsequently transferred to the Mitooma Central Police Station and hauled before the District Police Commander. In a bizarre legal twist, they were charged under the Computer Misuse Act—a law that was declared null and void by the Constitutional Court in March 2026. * THE WORLD’S LONELINESS ECONOMY IS BOOMING: China’s “companionship economy” is now worth billions. People are paying strangers to listen to them, chat with them, text them, eat meals with them and basically pretend to be friends.   Would You Let Your Child Drop Out of School/ University? (Lil Fame had dropped out of taking A LEVEL) A Ugandan mother reportedly sent videos of her son to social media personality Sheilah Price after he allegedly dropped out of university to focus on selling phones. The son argues that he’s making money now. The mother argues that education gives him security later. So… who’s right?

EP 56: Mubende People Eat Dog Meat | Pyepar had sex with a GHOST

🎙 Episode 56 show notes (WORLD CUP IS ON - best moments sofar?)  Total run time target: ~1 HR Structure: segments Segment 1/ Intro – Thank the fans  Segment 2 – OUR Weeks Segment 3 - MOST LIKELY TO… Segment 4 - Aine’s word of the day  Stories  * Lukwago abduction: CDF posts that his wife has convinced him to release Lukwago  * Budget was read (will share summary)  * Men who recover from #Ebola should avoid sex for at least 6 months or use condoms consistently and correctly. This is because the virus can stay in semen even after recovery. Can you handle? What’s the longest you are willing not to have sex? * Social media banned in the UK for under 16 year olds.  * Busoga Diocese Bishop Prof. Grace Lubaale—a vocal critic known for openly challenging the government on national issues—has received an official vehicle from the state. The car was delivered by Vice President Jessica Alupo. What are your thoughts on this development? * * NEMA confiscates sound systems for; Clamato, SMOKEYs, BREEZ Kamwokya, Travel NEZA, TALES & BLACK PANTHER warned, LAGATOS, Jolly Bar in Munyonyo, Nomad in Bunga, and Pili Pili in Kasanga but total was up to 20 bars. They now vow to target churches * Suicide in schools: Another female teenager found dead in Mbale in another suspected suicide. The body of Vanisa Namakoye, 19, a senior five student at Mbale Progressive Secondary School, was found hanging inside her room on Thursday, reportedly after an altercation with her younger sister, who lost the Shs 10,000 she'd given her to buy food for supper. Namakoye's death is similar to that of her close friend, 16-year-old Catherine Nelima, a student of Mbale High School, who is also believed to have taken her life two days earlier    * A traditional healer locally known as Jjajja Bamweyana, a resident of Busabala in Makindye-Ssabagabo Municipality, Wakiso District, was among those affected by the National Environment Management Authority's (NEMA) recent eviction drive. Bamweyana claims that since authorities demolished his shrine, his spirits have been angered and have begun terrorizing local residents. Threatening to abandon the area entirely, the healer warned that @nemaug and the evicting authorities will be held solely responsible for any misfortune that befalls the community. Would you rent in this area? Places in UG you can’t rent/ would wish to stay?/ why * Police seize four slaughtered dogs headed for Mubende roadside market. The suspects told police officers they have been doing it on a daily basis, trapping and catching stray dogs in the villages. During interrogation, the suspects told police they were delivering the carcasses to roadside meat markets in Mubende Municipality where they supply the meat to people who sell it as roasted goat's meat to unsuspecting consumers. The suspects told police officers they have been doing it on a daily basis, trapping and catching stray dogs in the villages. The stray dogs are then slaughtered and the carcass sold to roadside meat vendors.

EP 55: We are on GOD LVL, with THE MITH & NAVIO | WORLD CUP 2026 is BEANS | RIP SYDNEY ❤️

🎙 Episode 55 show notes (RIP to the nations HERO)  Let’s kickstart this hiphop ting Total run time target: ~1: 30 HR Structure: segments Segment 1/ Intro – Thank the fans  Segment 2 – Introduce guests and ask them how their weeks were… A day in the life of N/ M Segment 3 - PLAY A GAME (KING OF THE HILL) Stories  * Ugandans UNITED can do anything…  1. Arrest of all culprits involved in Sydney’s case, all under record time (more than 8) 2. Arsenal losing the champions league;  3. The Ugandan hiphop culture in the 90’s (clear kut)  Now we need to unite and (say YEY or NEY) * Support the medical interns (150 billion for MPs vs 24 billion)  * and stop shooting porn. In the last 1 week, up to 2 sextapes have been leaked with a 3rd one pending. How has the two stars, to this time managed to keep their brands clean from sex * Boycott the World Cup; African teams are being frisked like crazy, African referee bounced while European teams are welcomed with drums and praise (Senegal & Omar Abdulladir, also referee of the year last year). Is it fair?/ talk about the biggest platforms they have ever been hosted on & what that meant for them  * Support upcoming artists… then get into the Cindy vs OMEGA fight that went public./ What was your hardest thing about being upcoming VS how the industry is today  * and cancel social media in Uganda / has the entire platform in Uganda just become too toxic?  Nothing serious topic  DOES FAME ALWAYS COME WITH A PRICE? Sean “P. Diddy” Combs was once one of the most powerful men in entertainment. Today, his legacy is being discussed alongside courtrooms and criminal allegations. Michael Jackson remains one of the greatest entertainers who ever lived, yet much of his later life was spent battling accusations, lawsuits and public scrutiny. R. Kelly went from global superstar to prison inmate. Even in hip-hop, it feels like every few months another rapper is facing charges, investigations, lawsuits or jail time. Which raises a question: Does fame eventually become a burden too heavy for human beings to carry? OR, it exposes someone’s illness

EP 54: Keko did Sheebah? Sips Arsenal tears

🎙 Episode 54 show notes (Earth Quake & Ebola)  Let’s toast to some Arsenal Tears  GAME OF THE DAY -  Total run time target: ~1HR Structure: 7 segments Segment 1/ Intro – Thank the fans  Segment 2 – our weeks  Segment 3 – AINE DASHA (WORD OF THE DAY) Segment 4 – Mutuzo’s fun fact  Stories  * KENYA, RUTO, THE U.S. & THE EBOLA STANDOFF: Kenya is facing backlash after the U.S. announced plans to quarantine Americans exposed to Ebola at a facility in Laikipia. The decision sparked public outrage and legal action, with a Kenyan court ordering a halt to the project and demanding details of the agreement between Nairobi and Washington. Critics argue that Kenya is being used to handle a problem the U.S. does not want on its own soil, while President William Ruto insists the arrangement is part of an international public health partnership. After the strikes, USA now issued a travel advisory to Americans flying to kenya. Is this all FAIR?  * Uganda has unveiled one of the tallest flagpoles in Africa at the new Ministry of Defence and UPDF headquarters on Mbuya Hill. Towering over Kampala’s skyline, the massive structure flies a giant Ugandan flag that can be seen from several parts of the city and has quickly become a talking point online. Supporters see it as a symbol of national pride, confidence, and a country that is investing in iconic landmarks, while critics are already asking the familiar question: “How much did it cost, and could that money have been spent elsewhere?” Will this make Ugandans more patriotic? * Medical interns fees scrapped: Minister Dr. Chris Baryomunsi says the government's decision to scrap allowances for medical interns is due to the sharp increase in the number of graduates, making the arrangement financially unsustainable. All this while Speaker’s budget rose 7 times (4.4b to 28.5b), UGX 55 billion is allocated to Parliament for newspaper subscriptions, number of RDCs, MPs and ministers is increased. Cabinet Ministers from 21 to 30 and State Ministers from 21 to 51. The Ministry of Health usually deploys between 1,500 and 2,025 medical internsannually, who earn 1M a month. Is it a viable solution?  * PAUL KAFEERO’S BODY EXHUMED IN 20-YEAR PATERNITY BATTLE: The remains of legendary Kadongo Kamu musician Paul Kafeero were exhumed this week following a court order to facilitate DNA testing in a family dispute that has dragged on for more than 20 years. The tests are expected to determine whether over 20 individuals claiming to be Kafeero’s biological children are indeed related to the late singer. Would you support being exhumed for money? * INSURANCE BOSS SUES TO KEEP HIS JOB: In a cease-and-desist letter dated June 1, lawyers representing IRA accuse Kaddunabbi of entering the regulator’s premises and presenting himself to staff as the CEO despite the expiry of his contract and the appointment of an Acting CEO. A major boardroom battle is unfolding after outgoing Insurance Regulatory Authority (IRA) CEO Ibrahim Lubega Kaddunabbi petitioned court over the decision not to renew his contract after 16 years at the helm of Uganda’s insurance regulator. Kaddunabbi argues that he was denied a fair process despite what he describes as a strong performance record that saw insurance premiums grow, industry reforms introduced, and the iconic Insurance Tower constructed. However, the IRA board insists that a contract renewal is not automatic and says it lawfully decided against recommending him for another term. Does he have a right? * Ugandan police raided an alleged sex trafficking and adult webcam ring in Kyaliwajjala, rescuing 27 young women who were reportedly recruited into an online escort and live-streaming operation. Following the crackdown, authorities launched a manhunt for Ronnie Mulindwa, the prominent former manager of the musical group Obsessions, who is accused of masterminding the illicit sex-for-hire network and went into hiding immediately after the raid. How is is any different than what girls on Snapchat/ TikTok/ onlyfans are doing today? "In our online sex work, our colleagues become obsessed with us and start sleeping with us, while our coaches also end up doing the same. I am now on Antiretrovirals [ARVs], but | cannot trace who infected me," * Makindye secondary school prom featured a horror theme featured a three-tier theme focused on Creativity, Roots, and African Cultures. Instead of a traditional dinner dance, the event was structured as an avant-garde fashion runway where students were challenged to push creative boundaries. This led to a dramatic showcase of diverse styles, ranging from majestic Egyptian and traditional African royal attire to gothic ensembles, high-end Hollywood glamour, and highly conceptual costumes like a full mummy outfit, ultimately turning the prom into a viral, costume-gala exhibition. Are school PROMs going too far? * Elon Musk is making headlines again — this time in the music world. He reportedly offered Bad Bunny a huge $67 million just to change his stage name to "Good Bunny!" Bad Bunny hasn't said anything about it yet, but fans are already reacting. Some think it's funny, while others think it's just Musk being Musk. Would you change your name for that much?  Nothing serious topic  Keko & Sheebah: is it okay to talk about your EXs in public after yall break up?

EPISODE 53: New Cabinet OUT!!!

🎙 Episode 53 show notes (EID ADHA)  GAME OF THE DAY - I’m talking game and make it rhyme  Total run time target: ~1HR Structure: 7 segments Segment 1/ Intro – Thank the fans  Segment 2 – our weeks  Segment 3 – AINE DASHA (WORD OF THE DAY) Segment 4 – Mutuzo’s fun fact  Stories  * OBOTH OBOTH & TAYEBWA are the new kids in town… Jacob Oboth-Oboth: The West Budama Central MP and former Defence Minister secured a landslide victory with 441 votes. He comfortably defeated National Unity Platform (NUP) candidate Paul Mwiru (60 votes) and Democratic Party (DP) leader Norbert Mao (15 votes). In his acceptance speech, Oboth-Oboth emphasized that the speakership is not a throne but a servant’s post" and pledged zero tolerance for corruption. Striking a highly collaborative tone, he defended the press, noting that "the media is not our enemy, but the public's eye." He promised a professional relationship to build transparency. * EBOLA situation: The Current Situation in Uganda: As of late May 2026, the Ministry of Health has officially confirmed multiple cases. Kampala Cases have been confirmed directly in Kampala. The latest confirmations involve two Ugandan health workers at a private facility who are undergoing treatment at the Mulago Isolation Treatment Unit. DRC Crossings: Earlier cases involved individuals traveling from the DRC epicenter. One of the individuals passed away in Kampala. Contact tracing is underway for over 100 individuals who were exposed in healthcare and community settings. The Bundibugyo strain is rarer than the common Ebola strains, making response efforts harder because there’s currently no approved vaccine specifically for it. * Police investigate as man collapses, dies during sexual intercourse in a bush. “He allegedly collapsed during the second round. Following the collapse, the woman raised an alarm, attracting nearby residents who promptly informed local authorities. "He had a habit of taking energy drinks and local herbs," the resident noted. "He was also involved in relationships with different women. We suspect he could have suffered a cardiac arrest." SP Lubega stated that Kalamu's body has been taken for a postmortem examination. * JOI AI is hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants: $2,000/month to test their new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood. Joi AI is a platform designed for building 'AI-lationships,' enabling users to connect with digital duplicates of real celebrities or custom characters from their imagination. The platform facilitates love, sex, and romance without the complexities of traditional dating. (What’s the craziest AI platform you’ve seen sofar) -l * Eight Suspected Arsenal Fans Arrested Over Alleged Cattle Theft in Tororo. We have arrested eight individuals in connection with the alleged theft of three cattle in Amagoro A South Village. Investigations are still ongoing, and we believe more suspects could have been involved in the crime.  * Shoes