Episode 4: Sylvia Plath if She Had an iPhone

Episode 6: I'm Not Dumb I Just Like to Wear Pink

Pink Scare is sooo back! Carly and Louisa discuss our New Years’ resolutions, Louisa's medical volunteering trip to Panamá, Erika Kirk and Nicki Minaj, Kanye and art from artist discourse, abolishing ICE, replacing human interaction with our phones, what's on Carly’s bookshelf, cigarette and coffee vs. cigarette and soda, how to know if you’re a good or bad influence, the totem pole of communication, potential band names, getting profiled as a weeb, culturally normalized pedophilia, the perks of being minor-passing, our awards season opinions, and resisting AI art by doing stop motion animation. It's a juicy one, so buckle up!

Episode 5: Lil Wayne is a Feminist Icon

A very special in-person episode of Pink Scare to mark our triumphant return to podcasting! We discuss our situationships and relationships, getting crossfaded at the zoo, Carly's viral TikTok, Louisa almost getting kicked out of a movie theater, and our sincere respect for Lil Wayne as a feminist icon and scholar. Buckle up - you're in for a wild ride!

Episode 4: Sylvia Plath if She Had an iPhone

Carly and Louisa discuss Carly’s brief but harrowing trip to the psych ward, our recent appendicitis scares, Louisa’s all-consuming Glee obsession, seeking out new addictions to replace the old ones, performatively reading Infinite Jest, and more. Welcome back to Pink Scare, baby!

Episode 3: Autistic Child vs. Autistic Adult

We discuss gay homophobes, Carly’s psychic powers, how Santana Lopez changed our lives, our dream and nightmare blunt rotations (but we don’t do any drugs irl because we are perfect angels of course), sugar daddies, and all the times we’ve been canceled including when Louisa got into a beef with the local drug dealer. Fun times!

Episode 2: Manic Pixie Dream Girl Summit

Carly and Louisa discuss all things love and dating, accidentally matching with gay guys on Hinge, incompetent suicide hotlines, which TV show characters we are, the new Lorde album, lobotomies, female hysteria, and our "hear me out" lists, including the animated characters that sparked our queer sexual awakenings. Plus, we debut a new nickname for our listeners at the end!