Portland Chemtrail Blazers

Portland Xanax Eaters

On this low energy episode Eddie is high, Jared is sleepy, and Aidan is tired. We talk about a smattering of crap like: Spongebob Plushies, Hoteps, anti-semitic DC lawmaker guy, Trump going to Chuck E. Cheese, and Alex Jones leaping from the Trump Train.

Battle of the Bulge

We're back after another brief hiatus of me not wanting to edit an entire episode! Eddie, Jared, and Aidan discuss the chaotic news from the white house of two weeks past and have existential crises as human/walrus hybrid John Bolton makes his big NSA debut. However, the main event of this ep is the throwdown between two of the Blazers' favorite YouTube big men: the Baron Harkonnen of Boston, Joe Ligotti vs. the Eagles-Obsessed Anger Management Dropout, EDP445!