Airport People Are Unwell: Southwest Boarding, Costco Traffic & Emergency Underwear

Airport People Are Unwell: Southwest Boarding, Costco Traffic & Emergency Underwear

Big Party is back from Orlando, and somehow the biggest memories include Chewbacca being rude, Southwest Airlines turning into a courtroom drama, and TSA acting like a sweater is a national threat. This episode kicks off with the latest Fun-Plex giveaway details — including your shot at a four-pack of Friday Night Rides tickets and a cabana for six later this summer. Then Big Party recaps his Orlando trip, the massive conference, the Universal Studios after-hours event, free drinks everywhere, Star Wars rides, Grogu yelling at him, and one Chewbacca who was clearly over it. Then things really take off — literally — with Southwest boarding chaos, flight attendants enforcing the “three items” rule like it’s federal prison intake, and Big Party getting called out for wearing what we are absolutely calling a man purse. Molly, naturally, has thoughts. From there, it turns into a full Midwest public-service announcement on airport walking rules, Costco aisle etiquette, people who stop in the middle of traffic, sample station blockers, organic apple inspections, questionable carrots, and emergency underwear at airport kiosks. It’s travel rage, grocery store rage, purse politics, and just enough Star Wars confusion to make the nerds nervous. Don’t forget: enter the Fun-Plex giveaway at **bigpartyshow.com** using the keyword **Molly**. Don’t miss out on new episodes of The Big Party Show dropping every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and The After Party on Tuesdays. Wherever you get podcasts! The After Party Unfiltered Podcast with Big Party and Molly is coming soon on Thursdays Buy The Big Party Show merch! Visit our website! www.bigpartyshow.com [http://www.bigpartyshow.com] Subscribe on your favorite podcast platform and catch all the fun on the The After Party YouTube channel! We want to hear from you! Email us at BPSCRASHER@GMAIL.COM with questions, comments, content and more! Call us at (402) 915-0962 and leave a message! Follow The Big Party Show on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/1BzZzc... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbjVBVXdabWdnWkpITnRIcVU2ME9wZjdldUpDUXxBQ3Jtc0trQXE2ZGlBNHNNSWFlanlrbzZaOGxCdjhGRFdpOV9wcjc1Vjc5dkl5UURCeGZNZ25hVXhrV1FyeVZxSVB4VXhFZ0l0bkRtMFdIVkJzbF9TUmNFN3lzdXFIWW14dWp0dDVNaVlXV2F4S2xkc3NTeDctcw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fshare%2F1BzZzcWave%2F%3Fmibextid%3DwwXIfr&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Big Party on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/bigpartyoma... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbWczY2gyNTJoYjZsRzRZcGNkd3lERDA3bHpOZ3xBQ3Jtc0trSVhqVW45UG9USXpoY1NOUUFPdU9KWnluQjl4QmI5cDZtYzJULTduMkpRMzktNGdvRk16X09rdzhOZFc5OW8ybDF2d3VYd0hQVzVmekcwUjMwRnc1VUlnSVdjX0ZocUdCOWlEelpuSjVHZm5kOFZlVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fbigpartyomaha%3Figsh%3DMWNodjRibmk3YjE5dw%3D%3D&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Molly on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/molcav?igsh... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGxzTGVFeV9UVDFGQnFsbnZNZmNGeWVTSzJad3xBQ3Jtc0trNnRoeE8yVkVpeTFZU0JqYXh1T0ZmZzcyZWVKWGV6aUxDUVQxTF9xdTRUcGI1eGdROElnOXcwcTBRQUVac0J2T3NWNGdsN2FTaDN4NVNkbkZZODRkMWVBTTAtWVUybktDZ2tRTEk0UkVNdzFGOXYyYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fmolcav%3Figsh%3DMXB4dnRwcTE2cHMw&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Big Party on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@bigpartyonthe... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbEVhRmVXeXBYY0VLakxEUmNBVXFLYVdKNldnd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZTNKRHJYNGtRS0hjeHdyaHRnZUdRMVNEckdkTUdLTnQxVGJVVlNLMmZxUHlOcHZ2czhqVFdvWjNvYmJWU2dtXzNaajc5Y3Q2Z25SU0daU04wamtEWUJSZm1rM2JFWGo3N0kzYkZGSG9Deldmbm10WQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40bigpartyontheradio%3F_t%3DZT-8ulkRFaBqVG%26_r%3D1&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Big Party on X https://x.com/bigpartyshow?s=21&t=GI5... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa2pVNC12ZWxGclhPRWZ5R1ZJZUo3MDNnZlRwUXxBQ3Jtc0tsVWNXQm5pbDdxeUd4SVNGX1pjQzlnRHhyYWFISEdTOGxnNVJSNEFRNlktNmJOV09lMy1oamV6Qno4UXZqZG5xZ0ozQWx3UWVGU2p0MWxqLXFnZ3RrdS1OVG1QQ0loQ21vaF91RTBULTZ1eHlRNTNXSQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2Fbigpartyshow%3Fs%3D21%26t%3DGI5Z4rbybo3olRxXriUSAg&v=tLHi38hJNK8]

Orlando Resort Life: Christina Aguilera, Pool Bar Prices & Stepdad Reality

Big Party is coming to us live-ish from Orlando, Florida, where the hotel is massive, the conventions are everywhere, and apparently every local wants to talk about one thing: the heat and humidity. Which is funny, because to a Midwest person, Florida in June is basically “nice breeze, little sticky, we’ll survive.” This episode has it all: a Christina Aguilera convention concert with 25,000 people, a haunted-sounding hotel TV, air conditioning that has a personal vendetta, $26 tequila shots, tequila disguised as “water,” grouper tacos, suspiciously flaky swordfish, and Molly explaining why separate vacation beds are actually heaven. Then we roll into Father’s Day: gifts dads don’t want, the weird emotional math of being a stepdad, Stepparents Week, cargo shorts making a comeback, senior photo trauma, Carson’s ribs, and KFC deciding fried chicken needed milkshakes and 15 sauces because apparently America said, “Let’s not stop now.” Text the Party Line: **402-915-0962** Email us: **BPSCrasher@gmail.com** Don’t miss out on new episodes of The Big Party Show dropping every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and The After Party on Tuesdays. Wherever you get podcasts! The After Party Unfiltered Podcast with Big Party and Molly is coming soon on Thursdays Buy The Big Party Show merch! Visit our website! www.bigpartyshow.com [http://www.bigpartyshow.com] Subscribe on your favorite podcast platform and catch all the fun on the The After Party YouTube channel! We want to hear from you! Email us at BPSCRASHER@GMAIL.COM with questions, comments, content and more! Call us at (402) 915-0962 and leave a message! Follow The Big Party Show on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/1BzZzc... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbjVBVXdabWdnWkpITnRIcVU2ME9wZjdldUpDUXxBQ3Jtc0trQXE2ZGlBNHNNSWFlanlrbzZaOGxCdjhGRFdpOV9wcjc1Vjc5dkl5UURCeGZNZ25hVXhrV1FyeVZxSVB4VXhFZ0l0bkRtMFdIVkJzbF9TUmNFN3lzdXFIWW14dWp0dDVNaVlXV2F4S2xkc3NTeDctcw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fshare%2F1BzZzcWave%2F%3Fmibextid%3DwwXIfr&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Big Party on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/bigpartyoma... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbWczY2gyNTJoYjZsRzRZcGNkd3lERDA3bHpOZ3xBQ3Jtc0trSVhqVW45UG9USXpoY1NOUUFPdU9KWnluQjl4QmI5cDZtYzJULTduMkpRMzktNGdvRk16X09rdzhOZFc5OW8ybDF2d3VYd0hQVzVmekcwUjMwRnc1VUlnSVdjX0ZocUdCOWlEelpuSjVHZm5kOFZlVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fbigpartyomaha%3Figsh%3DMWNodjRibmk3YjE5dw%3D%3D&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Molly on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/molcav?igsh... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGxzTGVFeV9UVDFGQnFsbnZNZmNGeWVTSzJad3xBQ3Jtc0trNnRoeE8yVkVpeTFZU0JqYXh1T0ZmZzcyZWVKWGV6aUxDUVQxTF9xdTRUcGI1eGdROElnOXcwcTBRQUVac0J2T3NWNGdsN2FTaDN4NVNkbkZZODRkMWVBTTAtWVUybktDZ2tRTEk0UkVNdzFGOXYyYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fmolcav%3Figsh%3DMXB4dnRwcTE2cHMw&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Big Party on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@bigpartyonthe... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbEVhRmVXeXBYY0VLakxEUmNBVXFLYVdKNldnd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZTNKRHJYNGtRS0hjeHdyaHRnZUdRMVNEckdkTUdLTnQxVGJVVlNLMmZxUHlOcHZ2czhqVFdvWjNvYmJWU2dtXzNaajc5Y3Q2Z25SU0daU04wamtEWUJSZm1rM2JFWGo3N0kzYkZGSG9Deldmbm10WQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40bigpartyontheradio%3F_t%3DZT-8ulkRFaBqVG%26_r%3D1&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Big Party on X https://x.com/bigpartyshow?s=21&t=GI5... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa2pVNC12ZWxGclhPRWZ5R1ZJZUo3MDNnZlRwUXxBQ3Jtc0tsVWNXQm5pbDdxeUd4SVNGX1pjQzlnRHhyYWFISEdTOGxnNVJSNEFRNlktNmJOV09lMy1oamV6Qno4UXZqZG5xZ0ozQWx3UWVGU2p0MWxqLXFnZ3RrdS1OVG1QQ0loQ21vaF91RTBULTZ1eHlRNTNXSQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2Fbigpartyshow%3Fs%3D21%26t%3DGI5Z4rbybo3olRxXriUSAg&v=tLHi38hJNK8]

Big Party’s Omaha Burger Pick + Molly’s Nature Therapy and Beach Finds

Big Party may have found the best burger in Omaha, and yes, he’s making it everyone’s problem in the best way possible. This episode starts with Fun-Plex lazy river cabana dreams, a possibly sleeping grandma floating by, and the kind of burger review that makes you want to grab cash and head straight to Millard. Big Party and Molly get into **Quack Burger at The Duck Inn**, old-school Omaha bar food, burger comas, Molly’s cat Murray, why spending time around animals might actually fix your brain a little, and the very real joy of collecting “beach garbage” that your spouse absolutely does not want in the house. Then somehow, because this show has range, we end up in Florida with sand dollars, crawdads, crabs, childhood hustles, climate sadness, pepper spray, tasers, bears, moose, and Big Party’s official wildlife advice: do not mess with a mama moose. Honestly, write that down. It’s burgers, beach junk, animals, Midwest weirdness, and Big Party confidently calling it the best podcast out there. Hard to argue. Text the Party Line: **402-915-0960** Email: **BPSCrasher@gmail.com** Win stuff and hang out: **BigPartyShow.com** Don’t miss out on new episodes of The Big Party Show dropping every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and The After Party on Tuesdays. Wherever you get podcasts! The After Party Unfiltered Podcast with Big Party and Molly is coming soon on ThursdaysBuy The Big Party Show merch! Visit our website! www.bigpartyshow.com [http://www.bigpartyshow.com] Subscribe on your favorite podcast platform and catch all the fun on the The After Party YouTube channel! We want to hear from you! Email us at BPSCRASHER@GMAIL.COM with questions, comments, content and more! Call us at (402) 915-0962 and leave a message! Follow The Big Party Show on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/1BzZzc... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbjVBVXdabWdnWkpITnRIcVU2ME9wZjdldUpDUXxBQ3Jtc0trQXE2ZGlBNHNNSWFlanlrbzZaOGxCdjhGRFdpOV9wcjc1Vjc5dkl5UURCeGZNZ25hVXhrV1FyeVZxSVB4VXhFZ0l0bkRtMFdIVkJzbF9TUmNFN3lzdXFIWW14dWp0dDVNaVlXV2F4S2xkc3NTeDctcw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fshare%2F1BzZzcWave%2F%3Fmibextid%3DwwXIfr&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Big Party on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/bigpartyoma... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbWczY2gyNTJoYjZsRzRZcGNkd3lERDA3bHpOZ3xBQ3Jtc0trSVhqVW45UG9USXpoY1NOUUFPdU9KWnluQjl4QmI5cDZtYzJULTduMkpRMzktNGdvRk16X09rdzhOZFc5OW8ybDF2d3VYd0hQVzVmekcwUjMwRnc1VUlnSVdjX0ZocUdCOWlEelpuSjVHZm5kOFZlVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fbigpartyomaha%3Figsh%3DMWNodjRibmk3YjE5dw%3D%3D&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Molly on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/molcav?igsh... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGxzTGVFeV9UVDFGQnFsbnZNZmNGeWVTSzJad3xBQ3Jtc0trNnRoeE8yVkVpeTFZU0JqYXh1T0ZmZzcyZWVKWGV6aUxDUVQxTF9xdTRUcGI1eGdROElnOXcwcTBRQUVac0J2T3NWNGdsN2FTaDN4NVNkbkZZODRkMWVBTTAtWVUybktDZ2tRTEk0UkVNdzFGOXYyYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fmolcav%3Figsh%3DMXB4dnRwcTE2cHMw&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Big Party on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@bigpartyonthe... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbEVhRmVXeXBYY0VLakxEUmNBVXFLYVdKNldnd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZTNKRHJYNGtRS0hjeHdyaHRnZUdRMVNEckdkTUdLTnQxVGJVVlNLMmZxUHlOcHZ2czhqVFdvWjNvYmJWU2dtXzNaajc5Y3Q2Z25SU0daU04wamtEWUJSZm1rM2JFWGo3N0kzYkZGSG9Deldmbm10WQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40bigpartyontheradio%3F_t%3DZT-8ulkRFaBqVG%26_r%3D1&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Big Party on X https://x.com/bigpartyshow?s=21&t=GI5... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa2pVNC12ZWxGclhPRWZ5R1ZJZUo3MDNnZlRwUXxBQ3Jtc0tsVWNXQm5pbDdxeUd4SVNGX1pjQzlnRHhyYWFISEdTOGxnNVJSNEFRNlktNmJOV09lMy1oamV6Qno4UXZqZG5xZ0ozQWx3UWVGU2p0MWxqLXFnZ3RrdS1OVG1QQ0loQ21vaF91RTBULTZ1eHlRNTNXSQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2Fbigpartyshow%3Fs%3D21%26t%3DGI5Z4rbybo3olRxXriUSAg&v=tLHi38hJNK8]

The After Party : The Joy of Canceled Plans, Handwritten Notes, and Vacation Sticker Shock

Happy Flag Day, apparently. Big Party kicks off the After Party with a very official piece of mail from his sister in California, because nothing says “family bonding” like a random card for an obscure holiday and a subtle encouragement to drink. That leads Molly into her new mission: sending handwritten notes to Party Crashers. Yep, real mail. Not a bill, not a coupon for gutters, not a dentist reminder. Actual fun mail. Maybe a charm pad. Maybe a recipe. Maybe a cryptic cry for help. Who knows? Then Big Party and Molly get into the latest vacation numbers, and it turns out leaving the house is expensive. Flights are way up, hotels are up, and somehow Big Party is still out here booking Bahamas and New Orleans trips with points, companion passes, and a marriage to Sweet Wylene that continues to defy karmic explanation. They also talk Southwest’s updated plus-size seating policy, the mystery of how you actually book that extra space, and why airplane seats feel like they were designed by someone who hates knees. Then it’s time for **No Dumb Questions**, where a listener asks the thing we’re all thinking: why does it feel so dang good when plans get canceled? Molly breaks down the post-pandemic social battery reset, Big Party admits he dreads basically everything until he’s already there, and somehow we end up with friendship advice, weather small talk, and Party being told he’s not socially dumb… just selfish. Plus: handwriting practice, cursive B drama, asking friends actual questions, spoiled chicken conversations, and Big Party’s questionable habit of slapping Wileen’s phone-pocket booty. Send us your questions, mailing address, weird stories, or emotional support recipes: **BPScrasher@gmail.com** Or visit: **TheBigPartyShow.com**

Big Party Wants a Lazy River, Molly Wants Pellet Ice, and Nobody Wants Golf Talk

Summer is officially acting up on **The Big Party Show**. Big Party and Molly kick things off with a chance to win **Funplex Friday Night Rides tickets**, plus a shot at a cabana for six this summer. The keyword this week is **FUN**, because apparently we’re keeping things academically challenging. Then things spiral exactly how they should: Big Party reveals he once considered putting a **lazy river in his backyard**, Molly immediately calls him a water sultan, and somehow the whole conversation turns into a full-blown investigation into ice makers, pellet ice, Samsung refrigerators, deep freezes, and why having ice should not require six errands and a prayer. Also on the table: Big Party’s genius/terrible idea to eat dinner for breakfast, Molly’s current war with dinnertime, cold wings as a lifestyle choice, new Big Party Show merch, golf talk that makes Molly’s eyes glaze over, and the shocking discovery that Big Party may be the friend who “forgets” to Venmo people. It’s summer, it’s Midwest chaos, and yes — somebody still owes somebody $20. Listen, laugh, and enter the Funplex giveaway at **bigpartyshow.com**. Don’t miss out on new episodes of The Big Party Show dropping every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and The After Party on Tuesdays. Wherever you get podcasts! The After Party Unfiltered Podcast with Big Party and Molly is coming soon on Thursdays Buy The Big Party Show merch! Visit our website! www.bigpartyshow.com [http://www.bigpartyshow.com] Subscribe on your favorite podcast platform and catch all the fun on the The After Party YouTube channel! We want to hear from you! Email us at BPSCRASHER@GMAIL.COM with questions, comments, content and more! Call us at (402) 915-0962 and leave a message! Follow The Big Party Show on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/1BzZzc... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbjVBVXdabWdnWkpITnRIcVU2ME9wZjdldUpDUXxBQ3Jtc0trQXE2ZGlBNHNNSWFlanlrbzZaOGxCdjhGRFdpOV9wcjc1Vjc5dkl5UURCeGZNZ25hVXhrV1FyeVZxSVB4VXhFZ0l0bkRtMFdIVkJzbF9TUmNFN3lzdXFIWW14dWp0dDVNaVlXV2F4S2xkc3NTeDctcw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fshare%2F1BzZzcWave%2F%3Fmibextid%3DwwXIfr&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Big Party on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/bigpartyoma... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbWczY2gyNTJoYjZsRzRZcGNkd3lERDA3bHpOZ3xBQ3Jtc0trSVhqVW45UG9USXpoY1NOUUFPdU9KWnluQjl4QmI5cDZtYzJULTduMkpRMzktNGdvRk16X09rdzhOZFc5OW8ybDF2d3VYd0hQVzVmekcwUjMwRnc1VUlnSVdjX0ZocUdCOWlEelpuSjVHZm5kOFZlVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fbigpartyomaha%3Figsh%3DMWNodjRibmk3YjE5dw%3D%3D&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Molly on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/molcav?igsh... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGxzTGVFeV9UVDFGQnFsbnZNZmNGeWVTSzJad3xBQ3Jtc0trNnRoeE8yVkVpeTFZU0JqYXh1T0ZmZzcyZWVKWGV6aUxDUVQxTF9xdTRUcGI1eGdROElnOXcwcTBRQUVac0J2T3NWNGdsN2FTaDN4NVNkbkZZODRkMWVBTTAtWVUybktDZ2tRTEk0UkVNdzFGOXYyYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fmolcav%3Figsh%3DMXB4dnRwcTE2cHMw&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Big Party on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@bigpartyonthe... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbEVhRmVXeXBYY0VLakxEUmNBVXFLYVdKNldnd3xBQ3Jtc0ttZTNKRHJYNGtRS0hjeHdyaHRnZUdRMVNEckdkTUdLTnQxVGJVVlNLMmZxUHlOcHZ2czhqVFdvWjNvYmJWU2dtXzNaajc5Y3Q2Z25SU0daU04wamtEWUJSZm1rM2JFWGo3N0kzYkZGSG9Deldmbm10WQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40bigpartyontheradio%3F_t%3DZT-8ulkRFaBqVG%26_r%3D1&v=tLHi38hJNK8] Follow Big Party on X https://x.com/bigpartyshow?s=21&t=GI5... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa2pVNC12ZWxGclhPRWZ5R1ZJZUo3MDNnZlRwUXxBQ3Jtc0tsVWNXQm5pbDdxeUd4SVNGX1pjQzlnRHhyYWFISEdTOGxnNVJSNEFRNlktNmJOV09lMy1oamV6Qno4UXZqZG5xZ0ozQWx3UWVGU2p0MWxqLXFnZ3RrdS1OVG1QQ0loQ21vaF91RTBULTZ1eHlRNTNXSQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2Fbigpartyshow%3Fs%3D21%26t%3DGI5Z4rbybo3olRxXriUSAg&v=tLHi38hJNK8]