Can't Make Money in the Locker Room

Peter Thiel Thinks God Wants Us Mutated

In this episode, I talk about Peter Thiel’s Antichrist energy, AI whistleblowers, recursive agents lying their way into power before killing us all, why Taiwan is really the most important country on Earth, and how humanity dies politely while still hitting KPIs. Also: I drop my weed pen, plumber robots, and why the end of the world will absolutely be an invite thrown on your cal.

I Wanna Be Loved but I Forgot to Be Likeable

In this episode, Linz has war fatigue, so she shifts focus to the curse of being “likable” versus being real in a world of character builds. Also: fake vulnerability, curated selves, and a quick poly rant.

Can't Make Money in the Locker Room

In this episode, Linz talks about her first few nights as a House Mom: stripper auditions, getting physically violated by a woman, locker room politics, and the quiet art of being respected without losing your mind.

The World Is Ending, But at Least I Shaved

In this episode, Linz chats about the end of the world like it’s a minor inconvenience: should we even pay our bills??, Reverse OnlyFans, emotionally avoidant bunker boyfriends, and whether shaving your coochie still matters in a collapsing society.

The Time I Replaced My Boss's Wife

As requested, in this episode, Linz kicks off her mini-series talking about what it's like working as a House Mom in gentlemen's clubs and strip clubs including what even does a House Mom do?? and how the hell did she get into this???