Long Story Long

Live from the Outback

This episode was recorded in Alex's car in a parking lot near Dana's work, because we are committed to sometimes putting out podcast episodes for you to listen to. It's a short episode, we didn't have time for too many tangents, so we got right to it. Doing stuff ahead of time, being Mom shamed, baby sleep suits, time management, if we would rather have a 100 degree day or 0 degrees, along with other exciting topics. Please enjoy!

Long Story Long

Listen, we were in very strange moods and forgot how to tell time, so this episode is a bit wild and long-winded, it was therapeutic for us. We cover thrilling topics like not letting men be creepy, depressing children's books, breaking up with friends and Alex tries to find an Audrey Hepburn quote for far too long. Please enjoy.

Plant Week

This week we talk about washing our shoes, being our own hype person, Alex needs confirmation that she isn't being weird, Dana's birthday, plants, plants and more plants.

Baby Got.... MAD!

On today's episode of How To Keep A Baby Happy So You Can Talk, we discuss death of people or pets you aren't really attached to, Dana ending maternity leave, being a helpful person, Fivver, Halara dresses, Monday shampoo, life balance during chaos and what to do about a dog that bit someone.

May-hem

Listen, this episode is chaotic. There's dogs, mowing, birds falling out of trees, Edith cries, but we did our best. We talk about people being awful, nail stickers, neck pain that comes with having a baby, new Mom group, 2004, the cold shoulder and if we'd rather step on glass or nails. Edith smiles and we go absolutely bananas. Just a standard porch chat.