Paid

Staged

Hold on, I almost got it; that night we went to a play together; rafters; and the kind of man. If you wish to see it, there is a content warning below. Written by Trash Clapton. Performed by Jason Everett. Theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten. Logo designed by Bridget Hanchek. Special thanks to VoiceBosch and Otto from Pixabay for the "Crowd Cheering" stock sound effect. ==================== CW: language, homophobia, homophobic slurs, emotional abuse, racism, transphobia, fake vomiting, self-harm, violence, sexual innuendo

Derailed

A moral fable, a derailed to-do list, Elizabeth I wait, and when Dora came back. If you wish to see it, there is a content warning below. Written by Trash Clapton. Performed by Jason Everett. Theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten. Logo designed by Bridget Hanchek. ==================== CW: graphic sexuality, grossout, child sex abuse, language

Restaurant

A Ukrainian restaurant. If you wish to see it, there is a content warning below. Written by Trash Clapton and performed by Jason Everett. Logo design by Bridget Hanchek. The theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten. (Note: for the record, the story’s official title is “Ukrainian Restaurant”.) ======== CW: language, misogyny, graphic violence and gore

Lies

A Faustian foot funk, C. F. (a fairytale), and the overdue book report. If you wish to see it, there is a content warning below. Written  by Trash Clapton and performed by Jason Everett. Logo design  by Bridget  Hanchek. The theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten. ==================== CW: emotional abuse, language, suicide, grossout, and graphic sexuality

Paid

A #1 employee, and The Rallentando. If you wish to see it, there is a content warning below. Written  by Trash Clapton and performed by Jason Everett. Logo design by Bridget  Hanchek. The theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten. Special thanks to Thomas for feedback on "The Rallentando". ==================== CW: cancer, language, grossout, and death