Lithuanian Elvis

Lithuanian Elvis

AI tried to ingest this episode but it made it sick and now the tech dystopia takeover is cancelled. I definitely meant to do that.

Schrödinger's Racist

Back in the early days of this podcast, you had to listen to it through a cup attached to a string that was hidden deep in a remote forest or have it whispered to you from a disembodied voice coming out of a sewer grate. Kids have no idea how easy they have it these days.

Minutes O'Houlihan

The focus groups said this version of the episode was marginally better than my other idea which was to pretend to fall asleep until people stop listening and leave me alone.

I Would Sit On a Peanut Right Now

I can't be sued for libel or slander because this episode was recorded while standing in a puddle and therefore falls under maritime law.

The Money Numbers

Purgatory Podcast Tip #41: Collect blue coins to earn 10 points. Points can be used to upgrade your weapons and armor to defeat the podcast.