Chew Like You Have A Secret: Thursday, July 16th, 2026

But Daddy I Love Him: Friday, July 17th, 2026

1. Kris Jenner Announces Death of Mom Mary Jo ‘MJ’ Shannon at 91: ‘My Heart Is Broken into a Million Pieces’ (People) (28:11) 2. Avril Lavigne Performed Hit Song at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s Wedding, Says Pat McAfee (US Weekly) (35:37) 3. Sydney Sweeney takes aim at Taylor Swift with underwear featuring singer’s lyrics amid boyfriend Scooter Braun’s feud (The Sun) (37:58) 4. Role Model Reveals He Wants to Raise a Daughter as a Single Dad (People) (47:10) 5. Lala Kent and Salley Carson Announce New Podcast “Sex Unlocked” (Reality Blurb) (52:34) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/thetoast [https://www.patreon.com/thetoast]     Toast Merch:  https://www.shoptoastmerch.com [https://www.shoptoastmerch.com/]  Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry:  https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book [https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book]  The Camper & The Counselor:  https://www.thecamperandthecounselor.com [https://www.thecamperandthecounselor.com/]  Lean In:  https://www.flow.page/leanin [https://www.flow.page/leanin] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Chew Like You Have A Secret: Thursday, July 16th, 2026

1. Full list of every ESPYS 2026 award winner (ESPN) (26:49) 2. ‘Special Forces’ Season 5 Cast Photos (Deadline) (35:53) 3. Jessica Alba Joins Netflix’s ‘13 Going On 30′ Reboot (Deadline) (42:23) 4. Post Malone to Headline FIFA World Cup 2026 Closing Ceremony (PEOPLE) (51:58) 5. Messi And Yamal Have Met Before, At A Photoshoot When Spain's Star Was Just A Baby (Fox Sports) (54:08) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠ [https://www.patreon.com/thetoast]  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ [https://www.shoptoastmerch.com/] ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ [https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book] ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ [https://www.thecamperandthecounselor.com/] ⁠Lean In [https://www.flow.page/leanin] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Reale Actives FC: Wednesday, July 15th, 2026

1. Alix Earle has plenty more to share (TIME) (22:18) 2. Hailey Bieber launches '90s-inspired denim collection with Gap (Variety) (28:45) 3. Summer House's West Wilson and Amanda Batula poke fun at pregnancy rumors while shopping for pickles and ice cream (PEOPLE) (35:07) 4. World Cup closing ceremony to feature Jennifer Hudson, Nicole Scherzinger, and more (Billboard) (38:21) 5. Taco Bell under investigation over explosive diarrhea parasite outbreak (TMZ) (48:35) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠ [https://www.patreon.com/thetoast]  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ [https://www.shoptoastmerch.com/] ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ [https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book] ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ [https://www.thecamperandthecounselor.com/] ⁠Lean In [https://www.flow.page/leanin] Some friendships are bulletproof. Ride or Die is now streaming on Prime Video. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

I Feel Vibeless: Tuesday, July 14th, 2026

1. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s mystery dog makes big debut in Florida (Page Six) (23:04) 2. Love Island USA’s Trinity breaks silence after winning show, and she’s responding to backlash (The Tab) (28:53), Love Island USA's Kenzie Annis Reacts to Dancing With the Stars Casting Rumors (E! Online) (32:30) 3. Comedians Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky Split After 18 Years of Marriage (PEOPLE) (35:15) 4. Jax Taylor cozies up to his and ex Brittany Cartwright’s longtime publicist in steamy vacation snaps (Page Six) (39:29) 5. Ariana Grande Alters ‘Thank U, Next’ Lyrics at N.Y.C Tour Stop After Being Spotted with Ex Ricky Alvarez (PEOPLE) (51:49) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (56:13) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠ [https://www.patreon.com/thetoast]  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ [https://www.shoptoastmerch.com/] ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ [https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book] ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ [https://www.thecamperandthecounselor.com/] ⁠Lean In [https://www.flow.page/leanin] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Brinity and Tryce: Monday, July 13th, 2026

1. ‘Love Island USA’ Season 8 Crowns Its Winners (Variety) (22:03) 2. Gates Heir’s Shopping App Claimed Sales It Didn’t Drive (Bloomberg) (39:07) 3. Newlyweds Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Look Ultra-Glam at JuJu Smith-Schuster’s Wedding 1 Week After MSG Nuptials (PEOPLE) (46:51) 4. Rihanna joins Jay-Z for surprise performance at Yankee Stadium concert (The Express Tribune) (54:53) 5. Victoria Beckham becomes an instant meme after failing to react as Jude Bellingham scores against Norway during England's World Cup clash (Daily Mail) (59:19) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠ [https://www.patreon.com/thetoast]  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ [https://www.shoptoastmerch.com/] ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ [https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book] ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ [https://www.thecamperandthecounselor.com/] ⁠Lean In [https://www.flow.page/leanin] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]