Episode 14 - Kids at Weddings

Episode 18 Wedding Cake Toppers

🚨🎂 Episode 18 of The Wedding Police Podcast is serving up a sweet dose of wedding cake controversy! Penny and Jim take a bite out of the wild world of wedding cake toppers—from elegant and timeless to downright questionable. Is that bride dragging the groom by a fishing pole still funny? Should superhero figurines be standing on your five-tier masterpiece? And how many hobbies can you cram onto one tiny cake topper before it becomes a crime against confectionery? Join the Wedding Police as they investigate the tackiest toppers, celebrate the creative ones, and determine which cake decorations deserve a citation. Grab a fork—this episode is layered with laughs!

Episode 17 - Wedding Cakes

🚨🎂 This week on The Wedding Police, Penny and Jim are taking on one of the sweetest — and most stressful — parts of wedding planning: the cake! From towering Pinterest masterpieces that wobble in the summer heat to couples arguing over buttercream versus fondant like it’s a courtroom trial, nothing is off limits. The duo dives into cake disasters, tasting temptations, topper trends, and the age-old question: is smashing cake in your partner’s face romantic… or a misdemeanor? Grab a fork and tune in for frosting-fueled laughs and wedding cake chaos!

Episode 16- Decoding Wedding Dress Codes

🚨💍 This week on The Wedding Police, Penny and Jim are laying down the law on wedding dress codes! From black tie confusion and cocktail attire crimes to guests who somehow interpret “formal” as “flip-flops welcome,” the duo breaks down the dos, don’ts, and fashion felonies that can make or break a wedding day. Expect hilarious hot takes, etiquette citations, and plenty of laughs as they help couples and guests decode what to wear — and what should never see the dance floor.

EPSIODE 15 - PETS AT WEDDINGS

This week, Penny and Jim investigate the furry frontier of modern weddings in this hilarious episode of The Wedding Police. Should your dog be the ring bearer? Should a Falcon attend cocktail hour? And who’s responsible when Grandma gets tackled by an overexcited golden retriever? Special guest Mary — professional dog handler and self-proclaimed “canine canoodler” — shares her advice, and how to tell if your chihuahua is emotionally prepared for a first dance. Chaos, barking, and suspiciously wet noses guaranteed.

Episode 14 - Kids at Weddings

This episode of Wedding Police , Penny and Jim tackle the age-old question: should kids be invited to weddings, or politely left with a babysitter and a juice box? The hosts debate the pros (tiny suits, adorable dance moves) versus the cons (sticky fingers, mid-ceremony meltdowns), and share survival tips for couples brave enough to say “yes” to kids. The verdict? Kids can be cute, chaotic, and completely unpredictable—so plan accordingly… and maybe hide the cake. 🚨💍