Explain a Lovecraft Badly: "The Alchemist"

Explain a Lovecraft Badly: "The Alchemist"

Your host is wandering the glowing radioactive mountains this week, so instead of a usual episode, here is something from the Patreon. "Explain a Lovecraft Badly" is a series in which I summarize the works of H.P. Lovecraft in a stupid way, one story at a time. This time it's "The Alchemist," or "Wizard defies laws of time and space for murderous prank." I also research some ways in which you, too, can gain immortality to exact your revenge. Music: "an idyllic existence", by The Twilight [https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight] Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak Join The Witching Hour Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/c/TheWitchingHourBroadcast] at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes. https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

Meet the Cracks, Pt. 3

The final Crack. This broadcast, we attempt (once again) to interview Rusty and Poppy Crack about Crack Farm Bed and Breakfast and Shrunken Head Orchard. We're starting to run out of interns... Wander in to Harry Crack's Hidey Hole and peruse a repository of well-loved, thoroughly haunted, and authentically unwashed antiques from days gone by. Featuring: Monica Murray-Derr from, I Don't Imagine Anyone's Listening [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-dont-imagine-anyones-listening/id1568953202]  Sarah Zapiain Caroline Norton "Really Haunted Music Box" [https://pixabay.com/music/mystery-really-haunted-music-box-220730/] "Lavinia," [https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight/lavinia-dark-ambience?si=19e50f1167094486a23ecb795c4c3d58&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing] by The Twilight Raw and wriggling ugly links for Apple Podcast listeners: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-dont-imagine-anyones-listening/id1568953202 https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight/lavinia-dark-ambience?si=00fa527234a64f868666c418d3765c63&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak Join The Witching Hour Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/c/TheWitchingHourBroadcast] at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes. https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

Meet the Cracks, Pt. 2

Finally, the singularity in the sky is doing something. This episode is brought to you by Crossroads Solutions, Ltd.  Payment due at time of purchase. All contracts are final. All souls are nonrefundable. Featuring: Donald Kozinski Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak Join The Witching Hour Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/c/TheWitchingHourBroadcast] at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes. https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

Meet the Cracks, Pt. 1

It is Crack History Month! Join us in celebrating one of Howler's Holler's oldest families.  Featuring: Taryn Sebald Unchained and On Fire (Instrumental) by The Twilight [https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight/unchained-and-on-fire] An Idyllic Existence by The Twilight [https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight] Battle of Agincourt by The Twilight This is the Way by primalhousemusic [https://pixabay.com/users/primalhousemusic-38575561/] Sound Effects by Playdown [https://pixabay.com/users/playdown-51073985/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=367222], Mikhail [https://pixabay.com/users/soundsforyou-4861230/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=119594], Rerie Jack [https://pixabay.com/users/rerie_family6702352464585-53292612/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=439648] Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak Join The Witching Hour Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/c/TheWitchingHourBroadcast] at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes. https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

Obey Your Sentient Tattoo... Or Else

The Pricked Thumb Tattoo Parlor is under new management. The hills are alive! Radioactive runoff has irrevocably changed the flora in the valley.  Stop by Baby Yaga's Mobile Homes and buy a baby mobile home today! Featuring: Claire Kinder, Andy Wagner "Unchained and On Fire," [https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight/unchained-and-on-fire/s-mqmQIFt5YP2?si=bf32ea50af4a49ea86b40048d82ce2a2&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing] performed by The Twilight with lyrics by Hannah Kubiak The raw link for Apple Podcast listeners: https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight/unchained-and-on-fire [https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight/unchained-and-on-fire] "Really Haunted Music Box" by Simoulix [https://pixabay.com/users/simoulix-44508691/] Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak Join The Witching Hour Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/c/TheWitchingHourBroadcast] at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes. https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast