Down for the Count: Top Ten Lists for Everything

It's official. Bigfoot killed JFK.

Our final installment covers what 65% of you already know: who actually assassinated JFK. Join Scott and Michael as they spend far too much energy discussing the alternate realities of November 22, 1963.

Silent But Deadly Serious

There are conspiracy theories and actual conspiracies. In this special episode of Down for the Count, Scott and Michael risk it all to expose the truth about why an ancient method of communication is being suppressed.

One small step for man. One giant leap for idiots.

The moon landing. Everyone who was alive at the time remembers it. Everyone else who has come after knows it has happened. At least, they should know it happened. Yes, there are people who, in the face of overwhelming evidence, don't believe people have gone to the moon. (Sighs. Pinches bridge of nose.)

Black belt in lunacy

If you work really hard, you too can think that the earth is flat. Why just believe that Elvis is alive or that Bigfoot exists when you can go full-on nutbar? Join Scott and Michael as they distort their brains trying to make sense of Flat Earthers.

The truth is out there

Actually, people who believe in aliens are out there. The truth is pretty much what is all around you. In this episode, Scott and Michael discuss aliens and UFOs. Or are they UAPs? It's whatever the kids are calling the made-up stuff they think they see in the sky.