FOOD LOG

Housefire-Flavored Egg Salad

June 15 - 21, 2026: Cherry plums, mocha malt tiramisu, adjika cream cheese

Stop Making Dot Cakes

June 8 - 14, 2026: Microwaved chips and cheese, three pasta salads, shrimp three meals in a row

Getting Blasted Off Tiramisu

June 1 - 7, 2026: A turkey sandwich, tagliardi, a bowl of vodka sauce

Dining Alone in Philadelphia

May 18 - 31, 2026: Berger cookies, zoodles, private equity babka

Cool Whip Culture

Puzzling and frankly concerning recipes from a 1998 spiral-bound cookbook, including "Spaghetti Salad" and "Enough Punch to Serve 100 People"; plus 10 unfortunate recipes that I found in the Epstein files (sorry)