Goldie Lookin Chain

Gout, Festivals & Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé

Right then… strap in you filthy animals, this one’s an absolute state from start to finish. The boys are back chatting pure nonsense, kicking off with gout chat (rock ‘n’ roll, lads) before immediately descending into a medically inaccurate but deeply disturbing breakdown of diet, injuries, and why you should never kick a door frame in anger. Life lessons, sort of. From there it’s straight into festival war stories, and honestly… it’s chaos: * Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé onto stage like she’s a sack of spuds * Nearly dying from nuclear-level hot sauce (and the aftermath… Jesus Christ) * Silent discos turning into full-on WWE situations with security * Entire festival fields basically made of wee * Misty bulldozing security like he’s in Gladiator * And at least three separate incidents involving bodily functions gone very wrong There’s also: * The legendary “Terry Wogan is dead” sign incident (which goes about as badly as you’d expect) * A full breakdown of how rumours at festivals used to spread like wildfire (RIP literally everyone every weekend apparently) * Golf buggy crimes, near-death fireworks situations, and upsetting Neil Young for no reason whatsoever * A man getting gangrene from a festival fence (standard) * Someone mistaking a sleeping human for a bin bag and booting them across a field Plus loads of vintage GLC behaviour: * Getting battered in tiki bars * Starting chants at other people’s gigs * Playing “family-friendly” sets to horrified Christian kids * And discovering that dancing in a hole can become the highlight of your entire night Key takeaway: Festivals used to be lawless, disgusting, dangerous… and absolutely brilliant. We wrap up with a bit of modern-day moaning (IDs, sniffer dogs, no fun allowed anymore), some chat about upcoming shows, and the usual descent into nonsense about health, ageing, and trying not to die. 🔥 Highlights: * “I thought I was gonna die… then I saw your face and knew I was.” * “My ass was in tatters.” * “That’s my uncle you twat!” * “We nearly set off the fireworks at 2pm.” 💬 In short: Gout, guts, mud, booze, violence, lies, near-death experiences, and lads behaving exactly how you’d expect. BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON [https://www.patreon.com/cw/YouKnowsIt] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Near Death Experiences

In this week's episode: 🤨The laugh-out-loud idea of buying Newport City Football Club 🔥Near-death stories from band tour mishaps, including being run over by a lorry, fireworks, being set on fire (for fun), more fireworks, eating the wrong things 🚑 Adventures with truck driving, and more roadside chaos and unexpected thrills Childhood antics and daring experiments 🌊 Unbelievable tales of almost drowning in a water park and snowboarding mishaps Watch in full at https://www.patreon.com/YouKnowsIt [https://www.patreon.com/c/YouKnowsIt] BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON [https://www.patreon.com/cw/YouKnowsIt] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Record Store Day explained (badly, but passionately) in a GLC livestream

This week the boys go Live & Direct (zero production values, maximum nonsense) to tackle the biggest cultural event since Egg boiled 12 eggs wrong… Record Store Day. Eggsy, Graham The Bear (GTB), King Dickhead and Producer Paul get stuck into: * Vinyl nerd chat that quickly goes off the rails * Queueing up for records like it’s 1997 again * Why Taylor Swift is basically running the vinyl industry now * And why HMV is now 90% plastic tat and 10% £40 Radiohead albums GTB gives us the full emotional rollercoaster of running a record shop on Record Store Day (financial fear + Taylor Swift optimism), while Egg breaks down how it all started vs what it’s become. 📢 SHOUT OUTS * Radioactive (apparently the best band in Britain… unverified) * All independent record shops doing the lord’s work * Anyone still buying physical music in 2026 (respect) BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON [https://www.patreon.com/cw/YouKnowsIt] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Sly Stallone porn and Kelly Osbourne made of meat. It's another deep dive into the GLC brain 🧠

🎧 GOLDIE LOOKIN CHAIN PODCAST – EPISODE 20 Episode 20 and the boys are back chatting absolute nonsense with just enough structure to pretend it’s a podcast. With questions from the fans, it’s another deep dive into the GLC brain — which is not a safe place to be. WHAT’S IN THIS EPISODE * 🎤 Questions from the fans * 🍺 Stories that start normal and end somewhere else entirely * 🧠 Memories that may or may not be true * 😂 Ongoing attempts to keep things on track BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON [https://www.patreon.com/cw/YouKnowsIt] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Historian vs GLC: Graham Loveluck-Edwards on Newport

🎧 GOLDIE LOOKIN CHAIN PODCAST – EPISODE 19 This week the boys are joined by historian and author Graham Loveluck-Edwards LLB (Hons) — which sounds very official until GLC get involved. Get ready for pirates, ships and fossilised footsteps in the mud! 📚 Real history (mostly) 🎤 GLC BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON [https://www.patreon.com/cw/YouKnowsIt] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.