Its Not Me, Its You

002 Texting Trouble: Don’t Catch Feelings in the Chat

In this episode of The Rules Girl Handbook, Sami and Susie break down where most women unintentionally sabotage their power: texting. Inspired by the OG dating bible The Rules, they reveal how texting too much, too fast, can kill the mystery and create a fantasy relationship before the first date even happens. You’ll learn why holding back isn’t playing games — it’s protecting your peace. From how long to wait before replying to what to say when he hits you with the classic “wyd?” text, they’ll teach you how to set the tone, keep your cool, and let him earn your attention. Plus, the roleplay segment will have you laughing (and screenshotting for future use). Because let’s be real — texting is where the power play begins, and Rules Girls don’t chase. Takeaway: Don’t give boyfriend energy to a man you haven’t even met yet. 👑 It’s not me. 💬 It’s you.

001 Caution Tape & Cringe: Yellow Flags in the Wild

🚩 EPISODE 001: Yellow Flags & Other Questionable Choices 💉❤️‍🔥 In this debut episode, meet your co-hosts Susie Q and Sami Snow—two nurses, turned dating detectives, navigating the chaos of modern romance one Hinge match at a time. With years of experience saving lives by day and dodging dating disasters by night, we’re here to ask the hard-hitting questions… like: Is it really just red flags and green lights? Or is there a messy little middle ground—the infamous yellow flag—where things feel off, but not quite breakup-worthy? From “He’s perfect… but he texts ‘okie dokie’” to “I think he’s in a situationship and just doesn’t know it yet,” we’re breaking down the subtle signs that make you pause—but not necessarily run. Let’s get into the caution tape, the confusion, and the conversations we should be having way sooner.

000 MIC CHECK: Real, Raw, Unedited Version of What You Can Expect from Susie Q & Sami Snow

🎙️ Episode 000: MIC CHECK Welcome to the very first It's Not Me, It's You podcast episode—where mics are hot, filters are off, and no dating story is too cringe to share. In this raw, unedited kickoff, Susie Q and Sami Snow dive headfirst into the chaotic world of modern dating. From decoding texts that say “okie dokie” (seriously, what does that mean?) to questioning if turning to The Rules Handbookcounts as cheating… this episode sets the tone for what you can expect: humor, honesty, and a whole lot of “did that really happen?” Whether you're a Rules Girl or a red-flag collector, you’re in the right place. Buckle up—it’s going to be a wild ride through the Dallas dating scene. 🎧 Press play and welcome to the drama.