Midlife Crisis, the Podcast

The Spurs Choked, The World Cup Begins, and Milk Is Back | Midlife Crisis Ep. 55

This week on Midlife Crisis, we come in emotionally defeated after one of the most disgusting NBA Finals collapses we’ve ever seen and try to process it in real time. We break down the Spurs’ meltdown, Knicks chaos, bad late-game decisions, and why watching sports can ruin your whole night even when it’s not technically your team. From there, we get into the start of the World Cup, the official failure of our Dry June challenge, Coors Light’s ridiculous “Taller Boy,” Backrooms and the weird discomfort of liminal spaces, the new Social Network sequel, Zelda nostalgia, Scooby-Doo reboots, and why everything we grew up with keeps getting remade. We also share some ridiculous stories about almost passing out after getting blood drawn recently. It’s sports pain, pop culture tangents, grown-man realizations, and the usual group chat energy all in one episode.

We Lost an Episode, $100K Courtside Seats, and Dry June Begins | Midlife Crisis Ep. 54

We’re back, baby—and somehow Dry June already has us feeling dangerously clear-headed. This week, we kick things off with the lost episode that never made it out of the group chat, then get into why Michael Jackson might be having a full-blown Gen Z resurgence, whether reading is actually an attractive hobby, and why movie theaters might officially be back. From there, we run through our summer movie watchlist, including Scary Movie, Toy Story 5, Supergirl, Minions and Monsters, The Odyssey, and Spider-Man: Brand New Day, before jumping into gaming, TV, NBA Finals predictions, NFL offseason chaos, Lucha Libre storytelling, and the hot take that gender reveal parties have completely lost the plot. And to close it out, we draft the top five things we’d rather buy than a courtside ticket to the Knicks vs. Spurs NBA Finals—because if seats are going for $40K to $100K+, we’re taking Costco hot dogs, two years of rent, a private chef, and maybe a Times Square billboard instead. As always, it’s sports, pop culture, bad financial hypotheticals, and two lifelong friends overthinking everything just enough.

DRAAKEE?! NBA Playoff Chaos & AI Robots Fix Dating | Midlife Crisis Ep. 53

We’re back after a couple weeks off, and naturally, we came back with way too much to talk about. This week, we jump into the NBA Conference Finals, why the Thunder are easy to hate, Wemby’s playoff moment, Knicks drama, Lakers questions, and the refs making everything harder than it needs to be. Then we get into Drake dropping three albums at once, the instant internet reactions, Kendrick vs. Drake fan behavior, and why people attach so much of their identity to the things they love or hate. From there, we somehow connect that same idea to luxury watch chaos, Bumble trying to fix dating with AI, Gen Z bringing back hacky sacks, and the internet arguing over video game reviews for games they may or may not have actually played. As always, it’s sports, music, culture, random internet behavior, and two friends overthinking everything just enough.

London Marathon World Record, Competitive Seagull Sounds & NBA Playoff Chaos | Midlife Crisis Ep. 52

This week, we cover everything from record-breaking moments to completely unhinged internet finds. We kick things off with the London Marathon, where history was made—and get into Nike losing its edge in culture. From there, it gets weird (in the best way) with a viral seagull impersonation competition in Belgium that somehow turns into a real conversation about talent and dedication. We also dive into the NFL Draft, early NBA Playoff chaos, and the ongoing debate around fans, athletes, and what it really means to compete. Plus, we run through the latest in pop culture—from TV and movies to gaming—before wrapping things up with our personal highs, lows, and what’s been hitting lately in real life. As always, it’s a mix of sports, culture, random internet gold, and honest conversations—just like a group chat with your closest friends.

Coachella FOMO, Tim Cook’s Done Cooking & NBA Playoffs | Midlife Crisis Ep. 51

This week on Midlife Crisis, we kick things off with “What Hurts” and “What Feels Good,” from bad haircut trauma to meaningful family moments and discovering a new local baseball spot. From there, we get into Coachella—festival culture, FOMO, and whether it’s even about the music anymore. We also break down the news of Tim Cook stepping down and what it means for Apple moving forward. On the entertainment side, we talk Euphoria, The Boys, and why there might actually be too much TV to keep up with right now. We close things out with sports—NBA Playoffs reactions, WrestleMania takeaways, and a 5v5 draft of fictional basketball players you’d want on your squad. Just two friends talking life, culture, and everything in between—like the group chat, but louder.