The Glitch Witch

December 2025 Galactic Guidance

🪄DECEMBER GALACTIC GUIDANCE🪄 Cards pulled from the Galactic Heritage Cards deck for December: 51, Conservative Attachments, Earth, Present 18, Arrogance, Lyra, Present 99, Mirror Reflection, Zeta Reticuli Tune in to the audio track for the full transmission. If this month stirred something in you, you might like: » https://theglitchwitch.com/quantum-apothecary/p/connect-with-your-galactic-guidesConnect with Your Galactic Guides [https://theglitchwitch.com/quantum-apothecary/p/connect-with-your-galactic-guides] in the Quantum Apothecary » Your Soul Blueprint [https://theglitchwitch.com/quantum-apothecary/p/the-blueprint-quantum-journey] in the Quantum Apothecary (also available here to paid subscribers [https://lisaquigley.substack.com/p/guided-quantum-healing]) » Galactic Alchemy Reading [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/64363309/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=64363309] » Imaginal Cells Activation [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/62511952/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=62511952] EXPLORE GLITCH WITCH OTHERWORLD MAP [https://theglitchwitch.com/the-map] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit lisaquigley.substack.com/subscribe [https://lisaquigley.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

Floral Alchemy with Michele Wellington

ARCHIVING THE YEAR 2025: A Ritual Workshop to Turn Back Time and Shelve the Year as a Sacred Artifact [https://theglitchwitch.com/archiving-the-year-2025-sales-page]. $22. 12/5/2025. 12:00 pm ET. Live via Zoom. 🪄MICHELE WELLINGTON, FLORAL ALCHEMIST🪄 ABOUT MICHELE Michele Wellington is an Evolution Specialist and Flower Essence Practitioner. A seeker and devoted practitioner, she has spent the last decade rebuilding her life through emotional integration, recovery, flower essence work, and developing her own body of work.Michele brings precision, raw truth, fierce loyalty, and immense love to the people she works with and the audios she offers. She has extraordinary intuitive knowing paired with a steady, grounded commitment to supporting people in achieving emotional freedom and a life that feels like their own. CONNECT WITH MICHELE Website: https://www.michelewellington.com/ [https://www.michelewellington.com/]Instagram: Main - https://www.instagram.com/michele_wellington/ [https://www.instagram.com/michele_wellington/]Apothecary - https://www.instagram.com/floral.alchemy.apothecary/ [https://www.instagram.com/floral.alchemy.apothecary/] THE GLITCH WITCH OTHERWORLD MENU GALACTIC ALCHEMY READING [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/64363309/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=64363309]: For Oracular Artists who want to identify their current initiation, orient to evolutionary pathways through these initiatory challenges, restore soul gifts, and connect with star lineage. | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom GALACTIC ENERGY EDIT [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/galactic-energy-edit]: For the Oracular Artist on a Soul Mission. Journey through your 7 major energy centers with the Galactic Heritage Cards as holographic healing portals. This is a powerful full-system Galactic reading + energy clearing that will polish your star quality and restore your natural magnetism. IMAGINAL CELL ACTIVATION [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/62511952/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=62511952]: For Oracular Artists building new worlds & reality templates. Caterpillars carry “imaginal cells”, latent codes within a decaying caterpillar that hold the blueprint of the butterfly. These cells activate as the caterpillar dissolves. This powerful offering activates your own imaginal cells to orient you on your soul mission. | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | blend of psychism & hypnosis QUANTUM HYPNOSIS [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/category/Quantum%2520Hypnosis]: Deep trance work for Oracular Artists. Explore past, parallel, future, or alternate timelines for guidance, clarity, soul retrieval, gift reclamation, galactic remembrance, and soul fractal integration. Profound holographic, energetic and cellular healing at the Soul Blueprint and DNA levels. 1 Month and 3 Month Options. GLITCH WITCH MENTORSHIP [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/category/Mentorship]: Full-spectrum mentorship for Oracular Artists who know they’re here to Glitch the system. I use a multi-modailty oracular approach to support you in refining your oracular artistry, supercharging your magnetism, clearing rejection codes, and taking aligned action. 2 Months or 3 Months, with option to add Telegram support. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit lisaquigley.substack.com/subscribe [https://lisaquigley.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

November Galactic Guidance

🪄NOVEMBER GALACTIC GUIDANCE🪄 Cards pulled from the Galactic Heritage Cards deck for November: 17, Pushing the Envelope, Lyra, Past 98, Paradox, Zeta Reticuli, Future 95, Way-Showing, Sirius, Future Tune in to the audio track for the full transmission. I’ve opened a subscriber chat — now open to all subscribers! This is a space where you can share any synchronicities, realizations, contemplations or more about what comes up for you this month as you move through these energies. If this month stirred something in you, you might like: » https://theglitchwitch.com/quantum-apothecary/p/connect-with-your-galactic-guidesConnect with Your Galactic Guides [https://theglitchwitch.com/quantum-apothecary/p/connect-with-your-galactic-guides] in the Quantum Apothecary » Your Soul Blueprint [https://theglitchwitch.com/quantum-apothecary/p/the-blueprint-quantum-journey] in the Quantum Apothecary (also available here to paid subscribers [https://lisaquigley.substack.com/p/guided-quantum-healing]) » Galactic Alchemy Reading [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/64363309/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=64363309] » Imaginal Cells Activation [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/62511952/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=62511952] EXPLORE GLITCH WITCH GALAXY MAP [https://theglitchwitch.com/the-map] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit lisaquigley.substack.com/subscribe [https://lisaquigley.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

The Harmonics of Attunement with Jonathan Koe

SOOTHSAYER, my 6-week psychic reader immersion [https://theglitchwitch.com/soothsayer-sales-page] to attune to your truth-voice is now enrolling. We begin 10/30, live via Zoom. Join by 10/29. Extended 4-month payment plan available! 🪄JONATHAN KOE, MYSTIC-ARTIST🪄 Listeners, you are in for a treasure and a treat of a listening experience. Late last week, I had a lightning-bolt of inspiration to email Jonathan Koe and ask them if they’d like to join me for a conversation about attunement. Here is what I wrote to Jonathan: I see you to be a person who is very skilled at attunement. Would you be interested in coming on to have a conversation with me about what attunement means to you - in general and in the context of reading for people? In the promo of SOOTHSAYER [https://theglitchwitch.com/soothsayer-sales-page]and in my work in general, I am feeling attunement to be actually quite sonic in nature — resonance, tone, vibration, frequency, harmonic. I’m getting so many downloads about the ‘new timeline’ being a tonal timeline… so I also feel that you as a musician can bring something extra special to this idea. And Jonathan replied: This invitation is ELECTRIC! I feel so excited about this field you’re inviting me into. In many ways, this conversation is super-meta, because it is a living-example of attunement in action. I think you will be able to feel that through listening . . . This conversation includes words that make me buzz and zing in only the way a deep, mystical, Piscean conversation can, and it’s a pleasure to listen to . . . but at the same time, the words in this conversation are not as meaningful as the energetic transmission that was happening between Jonathan and myself as we spoke. Language as living transmission. Synergy in action. Attuned truth-speech as a healing modality. I felt more alive after this conversation. More whole. More myself . . . and at the same time, humbled by the experience of witnessing Jonathan as himself. This is the power of attunement. I think I will leave it there and allow you to experience it for yourself. And, if you’re feeling the vibe of this, I am inviting you to join SOOTHSAYER [https://theglitchwitch.com/soothsayer-sales-page], my upcoming 6-week psychic reader immersion to attune to your own truth-voice. Begins October 30th, live via Zoom. ABOUT JONATHAN KOE Jonathan is an astrologer, mystical mentor, energy worker, creation guide, and musician. Jonathan supports mystics in making their art, artists in embracing the mystery, and entrepreneurs in translating their visions. True to their Virgo rising and Gemini Moon path, Jonathan is a mega nerd with two masters degrees – one in piano performance from Manhattan School of Music and another in economics from Columbia University. A Pisces Sun at heart, Jonathan is happiest when he’s helping clients and students realize their own truth and when he’s in the flow state making music for pure enjoyment. CONNECT WITH JONATHAN Apply to work with Jonathan one-on-one: https://www.jonathankoe.com/coaching-mentorship-application [https://www.jonathankoe.com/coaching-mentorship-application] Sign up for Jonathan’s newsletter: https://www.jonathankoe.com/newsletter [https://www.jonathankoe.com/newsletter] Jonathan’s podcast Healing The Spirit: https://healing-the-spirit-astrology-archetypes-artmaking.simplecast.com/ [https://healing-the-spirit-astrology-archetypes-artmaking.simplecast.com/] THE GLITCH WITCH GALAXY MENU SOOTHSAYER: [https://theglitchwitch.com/soothsayer-sales-page] A 6 Week Psychic Reader Immersion to Attune to Your Truth-Voice. Learn the Cross of Attunement. Begins October 30th. Now Enrolling. GALACTIC ALCHEMY READING [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/64363309/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=64363309]: For Oracular Artists who want to identify their current initiation, orient to evolutionary pathways through these initiatory challenges, restore soul gifts, and connect with star lineage. | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom GALACTIC ENERGY EDIT [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/galactic-energy-edit]: For the Oracular Artist on a Soul Mission. Journey through your 7 major energy centers with the Galactic Heritage Cards as holographic healing portals. This is a powerful full-system Galactic reading + energy clearing that will polish your star quality and restore your natural magnetism. IMAGINAL CELL ACTIVATION [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/62511952/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=62511952]: For Oracular Artists building new worlds & reality templates. Caterpillars carry “imaginal cells”, latent codes within a decaying caterpillar that hold the blueprint of the butterfly. These cells activate as the caterpillar dissolves. This powerful offering activates your own imaginal cells to orient you on your soul mission. | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | blend of psychism & hypnosis QUANTUM HYPNOSIS [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/category/Quantum%2520Hypnosis]: Deep trance work for Oracular Artists. Explore past, parallel, future, or alternate timelines for guidance, clarity, soul retrieval, gift reclamation, galactic remembrance, and soul fractal integration. Profound holographic, energetic and cellular healing at the Soul Blueprint and DNA levels. 1 Month and 3 Month Options. GLITCH WITCH MENTORSHIP [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/category/Mentorship]: Full-spectrum mentorship for Oracular Artists who know they’re here to Glitch the system. I use a multi-modailty oracular approach to support you in refining your oracular artistry, supercharging your magnetism, clearing rejection codes, and taking aligned action. 2 Months or 3 Months, with option to add Telegram support. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit lisaquigley.substack.com/subscribe [https://lisaquigley.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

Where Were You Winter Solstice 2019?

🪄WHERE WERE YOU WINTER SOLSTICE 2019?🪄 If you’re attracted to my work, then I’m willing to bet you experienced . . . something . . . in 2019. A shift. A stirring. A . . . call. I have spoken with so many mystic-oriented people over the past six years and have been inside many containers. A common theme? 2019 was a year they felt inexplicably pulled to pursue a mystic path. In today’s episode, I reflect a bit on why that is, and I also share my experience in this. I believe we are on the precipice of a new era in human consciousness, and for many of us, 2019 was a pivotal moment that our gifts began to activate and come online. I also believe this is connected to the way psychic readership is changing. I am teaching more about this inside my upcoming psychic reader immersion, SOOTHSAYER [https://theglitchwitch.com/soothsayer-sales-page], and I’d love to have you inside. If you join before 11:59 pm on October 17th, you can enjoy 15% off with code SOOTHSAYEREARLYBIRD15. Enjoy! THE GLITCH WITCH GALAXY MENU SOOTHSAYER: [https://theglitchwitch.com/soothsayer-sales-page] A 6 Week Psychic Reader Immersion to Attune to Your Truth-Voice. Begins October 30th. Now Enrolling. GALACTIC ALCHEMY READING [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/64363309/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=64363309]: For Oracular Artists who want to identify their current initiation, orient to evolutionary pathways through these initiatory challenges, restore soul gifts, and connect with star lineage. | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom GALACTIC ENERGY EDIT [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/galactic-energy-edit]: For the Oracular Artist on a Soul Mission. Journey through your 7 major energy centers with the Galactic Heritage Cards as holographic healing portals. This is a powerful full-system Galactic reading + energy clearing that will polish your star quality and restore your natural magnetism. IMAGINAL CELL ACTIVATION [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/62511952/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=62511952]: For Oracular Artists building new worlds & reality templates. Caterpillars carry “imaginal cells”, latent codes within a decaying caterpillar that hold the blueprint of the butterfly. These cells activate as the caterpillar dissolves. This powerful offering activates your own imaginal cells to orient you on your soul mission. | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | blend of psychism & hypnosis QUANTUM HYPNOSIS [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/category/Quantum%2520Hypnosis]: Deep trance work for Oracular Artists. Explore past, parallel, future, or alternate timelines for guidance, clarity, soul retrieval, gift reclamation, galactic remembrance, and soul fractal integration. Profound holographic, energetic and cellular healing at the Soul Blueprint and DNA levels. 1 Month and 3 Month Options. GLITCH WITCH MENTORSHIP [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/category/Mentorship]: Full-spectrum mentorship for Oracular Artists who know they’re here to Glitch the system. I use a multi-modailty oracular approach to support you in refining your oracular artistry, supercharging your magnetism, clearing rejection codes, and taking aligned action. 2 Months or 3 Months, with option to add Telegram support. THE GLITCH WITCH GALAXY MENU STAR POWER: Restore Your Royal Soul Codes. [https://theglitchwitch.com/star-power-sales-page]An offering time-coded with Leo energetics, for Oracular Artists who are ready to reclaim their world-shaping power. GALACTIC ALCHEMY READING [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/64363309/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=64363309]: explore your karmic themes, soul gifts, and star lineage | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | Understand your EARTH MISSION & how you're being asked to TAKE ACTION. GALACTIC ENERGY EDIT [https://app.acuityscheduling.com/schedule/f802271b/category/Readings/appointment/79258341/calendar/7510545]: Journey through your 7 major energy centers with the Galactic Heritage Cards as holographic healing portals. This is a powerful full-system reading + energy clearing that will restore the natural vibrancy of your magnetic field. IMAGINAL CELL ACTIVATION [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/62511952/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=62511952]: Commune with your dreams & desires in real time with me as your guide through the imaginal realm of your soul’s blueprint—GREAT FOR CLARITY | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | blend of psychism & hypnosis QUANTUM HYPNOSIS MENTORSHIP: Visit a past, parallel, future, or alternate timeline to receive integrative healing at the cellular and energetic level. Remember who you are and claim your mystical gifts. 1 MONTH PACKAGE [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/61967283/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=61967283] 3 MONTH PACKAGE [https://theglitchwitch.as.me/schedule/f802271b/appointment/73105535/calendar/7510545?appointmentTypeIds[]=73105535] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit lisaquigley.substack.com/subscribe [https://lisaquigley.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]