The Lightweight Podcast

Lightweight Podcast Ep 5: Horrible Dates, Wine sucks, Abe's Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Pineapple On Pizza Is a Dealbreaker.

In this episode of the Lightweight Podcast, I'm joined by one of my best friend's Nicole and she shows me why wine is tolerable and NOT a toilet cleaner. We hear some horrible date stories, we find out my red flags, and I make horrible sounds while drinking wine.  *When recording The Lightweight Podcast, everyone participating in the podcast hangs out for a good while before sobering up. If it gets too late we also Uber home if need be. Nobody under the influence is ever permitted to drive home in a hindered condition. I love my friends and I whole heartedly believe that real friends don't let friends drive drunk. Please drink responsibly.

Lightweight Podcast Ep 4: Spicy Tamarindo Smirnoff, Conspiracy Theories, And Fighting Off Home Invaders Naked.

In this episode of The Lightweight Podcast Abe makes a comeback after tax evasion recording the podcast from an undisclosed location (jokes)  In this episode Im joined by my buddy Rudy and we discuss the shit that floats our boat, we discuss first date red flags, hypothetically living alone during a home invasion while sleeping in the nude, and what it was like growing up Mexican! I fell off for a bit but I'm shooting to upload weekly again, enjoy y'all.  *When recording The Lightweight Podcast, everyone participating in the podcast hangs out for a good while before sobering up. If it gets too late we also Uber home if need be. Nobody under the influence is ever permitted to drive home in a hindered condition. I love my friends and I whole heartedly believe that real friends don't let friends drive drunk. Please drink responsibly.

Lightweight Podcast Ep 3: Bad First Dates,Men Paying On First Dates?, Celebrity Crushes, Alexis Gets Opinionated. (Ft Silver Tequila Margaritas)

In this Episode of The Lightweight Podcast, I'm joined by my friend Alexis and we dive down the silver tequila margarita rabbit hole! We discuss bad first date stories, questioning whether should dudes pay on the first date, our celebrity crushes, and Alexis gets opinionated AF. We also discuss why Abe doesn't have a girlfriend and make Abe's cat sox the official mascot for The Lightweight Podcast. Grab a drink, kick back and chill with us!  *When recording The Lightweight Podcast, everyone participating in the podcast hangs out for a good while before sobering up. If it gets too late we also Uber home if need be. Nobody under the influence is ever permitted to drive home in a hindered condition. I love my friends and I whole heartedly believe that real friends don't let friends drive drunk. Please Drink Responsibly.

Lightweight Ep 2 Abe Being Dramatic, Hook Up Culture, Manscaped Simpin. (Ft Moonshine.)

VOLUME WARNING.(We get really rowdy at moments in this one.) Medium Volume Recommended.  This episode was recorded back in October 2020 and was meant to be the first episode but due to my thinking it was utter dookie,  I never uploaded it. So take this as the OG real first episode. In this Episode I had my friend Hannah help me dip my toes in the world of moonshine. We did a total a 4 shots and towards the end you can see me slowly losing my grip on reality but that is what we do here. *When recording the The Lightweight Podcast, everyone participating in the Podcast hangs out for a good while before sobering up. If it gets too late we also Uber home. Nobody under the influence is ever permitted to drive home in a hindered condition. I love my friend and I whole heartedly believe that real friends don't let friends drunk drive. Please drink responsibly.*

Lightweight Podcast Ep.1: PDA. Spooky Urban Legends, And Online Dating. (Ft Vodka and Sprite.)

In this first Episode of the Lightweight Podcast, my former co-worker Isabel and I drive some Vodka and Soda and talk about spooky urban legends our parents told us to keep us behaving, people making out in public, and Abe defends Justin Bieber's many slappers. Grab a drink and join us for this amateur attempt at being funny.  *When recording the The Lightweight Podcast, everyone participating in the Podcast hangs out for a good while before sobering up. If it gets too late we also Uber home. Nobody under the influence is ever permitted to drive home in a hindered condition. I love my friend and I whole heartedly believe that real friends don't let friends drunk drive. Please drink responsibly.*