The No Woo Woo Wellness Podcast

Episode 7 | Not Under My Watch: The Parenting Episode We All Need

Strap in — this one’s a ride (literally). In this episode of the No Woo-Woo Wellness Podcast, Ali and Sharon dive into the absolute circus that is modern parenting. From a girls’ “holiday” to the Gold Coast that turned into a full-scale teen-management operation, to discovering iced long blacks and questioning every parenting instinct we’ve ever had… it’s all here. Sharon opens up about raising kids who are now adults — and what it really feels like watching your own child become a parent. Ali shares the emotional rollercoaster of parenting teenagers who want independence, freedom… and occasionally to meet random boys off Snapchat. Together, they talk honesty, boundaries, breaking generational patterns, grandparenting, and why the way you parent today shows up again when your kids have kids of their own. Plus: • Google Translate saves the day • Acupuncture and needle phobias • The emotional whiplash of theme parks • Why those tiny moments with your kids matter more than you think It’s real, it’s hilarious, it’s vulnerable — and it might just make you feel a whole lot better about your own parenting this week.

Episode 6 | Boobs, Body Image, and Being Brave: A Very Real Conversation

This week on the No Woo Woo Wellness Podcast, Ali opens up in a way she never has before. After facing breast cancer, a mastectomy, expanders, fat grafting, and finally reconstruction, Ali takes us through the raw, complicated, unexpectedly empowering journey of rebuilding her chest — and her relationship with her body. And yes… she even shows Sharon what the results actually look like under her clothes. In this deeply human conversation, Ali and Sharon talk about: • What breast reconstruction really involves (spoiler: AFL-footy-shaped expanders) • The fear and relief of waking up with a new body • Why femininity becomes such a tangled thing after cancer • How scars tell the story, not the shame • 3D nipple tattooing — and the hilarious debate over what colour Ali should pick • The privilege of being here to make choices that so many women don’t get • And of course… the realities of motherhood, including nearly wetting yourself in the car because the toddler is FINALLY asleep It’s emotional. It’s funny. It’s unfiltered. It’s everything this podcast is known for — real women talking about real wellness without the woo-woo. At the end, Sharon sets this week’s homework: Think of three things you genuinely like about yourself. Not just how you look — who you are. Because surviving, healing, and rebuilding are all part of the story. But they’re not the whole story.

Episode 5 | Feeling Invisible: The Truth About Mental Health, Motherhood, and Big Braces

This week on the No Woo Woo Wellness Podcast, Ali Clarke and Sharon Templeton get real about feeling invisible—even when you’re surrounded by people. They unpack why so many of us hide our struggles behind a smile, the stigma around asking for help, and how mental health is something we all experience on a spectrum, just like physical health. From Sharon’s hilarious “Big Braces” rant to Ali’s honest story about seeking support from her GP, this episode blends raw vulnerability with plenty of laughs (and a few Kmart craft confessions). Whether you’re feeling flat, fighting perfection, or just need a reminder that you’re not alone—this one’s for you. 💬 Topics include: * Why independence can make it hard to ask for help * The difference between poor mental health and mental illness * Social media, comparison, and emotional burnout * Medication, menopause, and real talk about self-awareness * Candlelight concerts, paint-by-numbers, and finding small joys 📞 If you or someone you know is struggling, reach out to Lifeline on 13 11 14 or visit Beyond Blue. ✨ Wellness without the woo woo.

Episode 4 | The Power of No: How Saying Less Yes Can Change Your Life

In this episode of No Woo-Woo Wellness, Ali Clarke and Sharon Templeton get real about the art of saying no — without guilt, excuses, or apologies. From turning down social invites that don’t align with your values to setting boundaries with people you love, the duo dives into why learning to say no is actually one of the most empowering wellness tools there is. They unpack how our generation became chronic people-pleasers, why younger women are finding their voice earlier, and how saying no can be both kind and assertive. Sharon shares her “Three C’s” framework — Catch it, Change it, Claim it — for breaking the habit of over-apologising, while Ali confesses to her latest “no” (and why it had to do with espresso martinis). It’s honest, funny, and refreshingly relatable. So grab your slippers, skip the small talk, and join us for some real conversation about unapologetic living — no crystals required. ✨ Homework: Try Sharon’s “Three C’s” this week, and tell us what you said no to that helped you say yes to yourself.

Episode 3 | Sleep, Sex & Separate Beds: The Truth About Getting a Good Night’s Rest

If you don’t get a good night’s sleep, it affects everything — your mood, your health, even your heart. In this hilarious and surprisingly honest episode of No Woo Woo Wellness, Sharon Templeton and Ali Clarke dive into the science (and the silliness) of sleep. 💤 Why hitting snooze might be wrecking your rest ❤️‍🔥 The truth about sleeping in separate rooms (and when the sex actually happens) 🧠 Why rest isn’t something you have to earn 🌙 Sharon’s secret bedtime routine featuring Matthew McConaughey’s voice ☀️ Ali’s $30 wake-up light that changed her mornings They’ll have you laughing, nodding, and maybe rethinking your own bedtime habits. So grab a cuppa, get comfy — and remember, this is wellness without the crystal balls or dolphin sounds. ✨ Subscribe to No Woo Woo Wellness for real talk, relatable laughs, and practical ways to feel good — minus the fluff. #NoWooWooWellness #Sleep #WellnessPodcast #AliClarke #SharonTempleton #MatthewMcConaughey #Rest #SelfCare #Relationships #SleepBetter