Try Not To Die

Underfoot TTRPG | Bee vs. The Beast!

This one-shot is brought to you by a special collaboration with Ella Carter [https://ellacarter.itch.io/], creator of Underfoot: an Itty-Bitty Fey TTRPG [https://ellacarter.itch.io/underfoot]! Thanks again Ella for asking us to play the system - we had a blast dipping our teeny tiny toes. You can get a physical copy of Underfoot by backing the Gamefound [https://gamefound.com/en/projects/ella-carter-art/underfoot-an-itty-bitty-fey-rpg-reprint] reprint! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti "large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo" - eguobyte "lowercrunchyhammergavel" - turtlelg "metal-hit-with-metal-bar-resonance" - jorickhoofd "evening-in-the-country" - inchadney "electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons "electric-zap" - michael-grinnell "bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul "Record Scratch" - luffy "entrance-bell" - zott820 "stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo All sound effects under Freesound.org [https://Freesound.org], unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Office Memo (13)

Time for a Q2 announcement. Earnings are up! Fetch's chance of survival is down! There are brand new systems headed your way, a helpful recap episode, a brand new arc of Oddjobs, and if you're one of our eldritch patrons, a Session 0 for a brand new campaign... 'Wow,' I'm hearing you say, 'that's a lot of brand new stuff...' and you're RIGHT! But we do it for you. Support the show! At patreon.com/trynottodiepod or buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 4: Wiser But Not Richer

It was a terrible month for her work, financial, and social life, but at least Jassifer is handling it really poorly! Content warning: depression specifically in regards to being broke and fighting with your cute coworker. :( Thanks is what we do: firstly to our wonderful network Lore Party who make super nerdy shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - check it out! Join us on Patreon, where we're making tons of extra content and where you become an Employee of the Month. Like Patrick Brandstatter! Pat, there's some sort of edible thing in the break room. Looks disgusting! Enjoy. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “subway-door-close” - tweeterdj| “elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib “coins-fall-2” - belanhud “elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo “30 minutes of NY Subway sounds” - Relaxing Recordings “time-stop” - damnsatinist “portal-idle” - couchhero “time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “bamf” - themfish  “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “entrance-bell” - zott820 “Record Scratch” - Luffy “stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez  All sound effects under Freesound.org [https://Freesound.org], unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 3: No Pain No Gain

Jassifer earns herself a nemesis, and not much else. So many thanks we must give to our awesome network Lore Party [loreparty.com] who make super cool shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - have you heard it?! Thanks also to our amazing patrons on patreon.com/trynottodiepod. To our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: your daily performance review has been shifted to tomorrow. We'll have a LOT to go over. Support the show on Patreon [patreon.com/trynottodiepod] or at buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod! [buymeacoffe.com/trynottodiepod] Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “marching-3” - webbfilmsuk  “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles “subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02  All sound effects under Freesound.org [https://Freesound.org], unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 2: Work Pay Play Repeat

Jassifer struggles to understand the true profundity of her debt, and snoops on her coworker in the library. (Content warning: girl on girl angst.) Thanks always to our network, Lore Party; tand to our Employee of the Month, Patrick! Pat! You're early. A little too early..... If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month as well, check out our tiers on Patreon, where we're releasing lots of bonus content and soon will be releasing an ENTIRE NEW SIDE CAMPAIGN! Our patron's contributions, small and large, are so appreciated and we couldn't make these new projects without you! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “nyc-ambience” - purpleaux “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “photocopy-machine” - tomlija “photo-flash-canon5d” - eelke  All sound effects under Freesound.org [https://Freesound.org], unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]