Two Introverts

Lumberjacking a Cactus

Winnie and Vanjie are back! With some messed-up audio so it sounds like they're talking on top of one another interspersed with long pauses. Do we fix it? No, that's beyond our editing abilities. Get answers to even more important life questions like do lumberjacks have teeth? How hard is it to castrate a hippo? Can you choose a paint color based only on the description? What opportunities have been missed after a year in lockdown? Now that it's almost safe to leave the house what excuses will we come up with to not leave the house? Is Winnie more lush or more flawless? Big donut wants to convince you anything can be a salad as long as you serve it on a lettuce leaf. Vanjie teaches us an important lesson about drink tickets.

Cloud scientist! What's going on?!

Things go off the rails a bit more than normal. Is the audio in this episode messed up? Yes. Do we post it anyway? If you are seeing this then also yes. A classic sanity pod where we cover important topics like should we be a canned good fan podcast? How many beans are too many? Is getting COVID tests a reasonable hobby or kink? Should we open an ethical pet store or pursue our dream of becoming a pillow maker and most importantly, who has criminal DNA? Find out now!

A check's in the mail situation

We're back! After a brief hiatus to bring you news you can use like why you can't trust animals. Why we should really pay bears for their work. Does anyone actually like sun chips? How to save your house with beer. Is grass made of chemicals? Are we made of chemicals? Does the Netherlands have a toilet shortage? Find the answers to these questions and more? Also, our new advice segment, if you put a message in a bottle make sure it''s not something lame.  Don't forget to send us an email if you need advice twointroverspod@gmail.com and check us out on twitter @2IntrovertsPod

What's my name again?

Vanjie and Winnie? Clair? are back after a week away to bring you some serious breaking news about the aluminum can industry you don't want to miss? Are millennials to blame? Are upcycled wedding dresses going to be the next big trend? Are demons invading you in the night in a NSFW way?  Instagram filters may be ruining the youth of America and we're here to explain it all. We debut our new segment Good News of the Week. We also have an email address! Only the best podcasts get one, email us at twointrovertspod@gmail.com send us a voicemail if you can figure out how

This is an ad for Post-It Notes

Was Petticoat Junction really a brothel? Where did these stickers come from? What the heck are people doing with balloons? Will we ever land that La Croix account? What on earth are our names? These questions won’t be answered but we will misquote another podcast and then the recording mysteriously cuts off, do we fix it? Nope. Let’s strap on our podcast corset and do this thing.