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WTTWOT - [TEMPORAL EVENT]

:: ARCHIVIST NOTES - VOX VELOUR-IV:: EVENT CLASS: TEMPORAL; RESONANCE CASCADE CAUSE: SIGNAL ENTANGLEMENT RESULT: BOOTSTRAP PARADOX EFFECTS: MEDIA RECURSION, FREQUENCY STABILIZATION, INCREASED SIGNAL STRENGTH NOTES: The recovery of this recording has raised several troubling questions regarding its paradoxical nature. Most notably: 1. Why does a musical collective from the late 26th century appear to be covering a podcast theme song from Earth circa 2026--the same channel the Wormulon Band has become entangled with? 2. Why is the Jukebox signal quality significantly better than previously recovered transmissions--is this cause or effect? 3. Am I somehow responsible for this channel echoing through spacetime? At present, no satisfactory answers have been identified. Investigation is ongoing. The signal is growing stronger.

Episode 1.8 - A Big Piece of Garbage

Do you love symposia? How about 3 guys just doing their best? Join Kory and Izzy as they introduce Jared to yet another Futurama classic! We discuss Professor Farnsworth's epic rivalry, Fry's most disgusting moment, and whether Batman and Robin are going to tie the knot, all while fighting against technical difficulties and gradual inebriation--and I gotta say--we do it ...with gusto. But wait...there's more! Join us as we also go through our most groundbreaking inventions, sure to change the world as we know it. How else are you going to find out what happened to Kory's goldfish? Or what a Feline Fecal Funbrickator is? So dust off the old Smell-o-Scope, put Cinnamon back in the tank and try not to gag through this Big Piece of Garbage.

Wetucation Station - [Signalarities Archive 002]

We've received another transmission from our mysterious sentient radio program/Sexy Robot DJ/Archivist/benevolent hijacker--Vox Velour-IV. This appears to be an educational material from somewhere else entirely. Canada maybe? Anyways, we're assured by the Curator that these Signalarities are anomalous and intermittent, and we can expect more interceptions of a musical nature at some point in the future. For now, I'm just glad it's not a 9 minute long fish commercial...

Episode 1.7 - My Three Suns

Are you parched? Thirsty enough to maybe...drink an emperor? Well Good News, Everyone! We are taking a huge swig of Episode 7 and finishing every last drop. Kory and Izzy continue taking Jared through each episode. unpacking everything from falling out of trees, black and white TV, and of course, LOTS of Futurama. Come get to know the gang a little better as we talk about Kory's love for Friends (minus one), Jared's knockout soccer story, and Izzy's first "cancer scare", all while discussing what we think an emperor tastes like. So kick up your feet, crack open an ice-cold sovereign ruler and drink it up as we bask in My Three Suns.

Angry Norwegian Anchovies - [Signalarities Archive 001]

So....we were expecting another musical artifact transmission from The Curator of the rogue signal we've been advised to call Vox Velour-IV. But this appears to be something else entirely. We did not receive much clarity on why this was transmitting here, but it appears to be some kind of farewell campaign for some fish company...from the 2200s. Vox insists the "Party Worm Jukebox" is capable of picking up non-musical signals from across time and space and that these..."Signalarities", come in a variety of forms, but... all this jazz about the End of The Anchovy...I don't know...this could just be a prank. You be the judge.