COVID · MONO · ZOMBIE · And All Kinds of Nonsense

Celebrate Found Family Day with me July 1.

Celebrate Found Family Day with me July 1. Found Family Day I’m declaring July 1st Found Family Day. Partly because July 1st is my birthday. I was born one day outside of Pride Month. And lately, it feels like there are a lot of people trying to shrink Pride, minimize it, shorten it, or pretend it doesn’t deserve a month at all. So I had a different idea. Why not make it bigger? Why not add a day? Not to replace Pride. Not to compete with it. Just to celebrate one of the things Pride helped many of us find. Family. Not always the family we’re born into. The family we build. DNA is just molecules stacked together in a very pretty order. Found family is different. Found family is choice. It’s the people who stay. The people who answer the phone. The people who show up when life gets weird. The people who become family because everyone involved decided they mattered. This is the second annual Found Family Day. I’m celebrating it on the first Saturday after July 1st by camping in the park with friends, telling stories, laughing too loudly, eating too much food, and appreciating the people who somehow haven’t gotten rid of me yet. If you have people you’ve found along the way—people who became family through trust, time, loyalty, love, friendship, or shared chaos—celebrate them. Call them. Text them. Invite them over. Spend time together. Found family isn’t about where you came from. It’s about who stays. Happy Found Family Day. And to my found family: Thank you for choosing me. I choose you too. #IFelixYou #FoundFamilyDay #ChosenFamily #Pride

The Field Is Alive

Script-Coms™ returns with a brand-new episode: The Field Is Alive. Three friends. One fabric intervention. A softball game nobody was emotionally prepared for. And a seasonal dating strategy that may or may not require its own calendar. Just when you thought this was turning into The Sound of Music, Felix finds himself on a softball field, David finds new ways to test a friendship, and Stephanie proves once again that normal is merely a suggestion. This field is alive. Full of twists. Full of turns. Full of questionable decisions. And somehow, against all odds, a surprisingly fulfilling ending. So grab your oversized sunglasses, avoid the polyester crime scenes, and whatever you do—don't encourage the frisky lizards. Script-Coms™ presents: The Field Is Alive.

Quiet Piggy S1 E1

Why order a Number One when you can confidently ask for an uno and confuse absolutely everyone? What starts as a simple Taco Bell order becomes a full-scale social collapse powered by imitation, misplaced confidence, and people following nonsense because it was said loudly first. Soon it’s half-unos, double unos, interpretive ordering, and a lobby full of Diet Cokes no one actually wanted. A fast, absurd satire about how quickly common sense leaves the room when performance walks in.

SCRIPT-COMS™ — Clocked In / Marcando Entrada

SCRIPT-COMS™ — Clocked In / Marcando Entrada Trabajadores que todavía no se dan cuenta de que ya se encontraron. Warehouse Therapy Bienvenidos a Warehouse Therapy, donde los viernes por la mañana empiezan con una pregunta sencilla: “¿Dónde quieren trabajar hoy?” Y de alguna manera, las respuestas siempre revelan más sobre la condición humana de lo que nadie pidió. La gente se ofrece para tareas que combinan con su humor, su trauma, o sus miedos extrañamente específicos. Es una sinfonía de ansiedad, esperanza y toma de decisiones cuestionable. Y sí… Brenda está aquí. Brenda siempre está aquí.

COVID · MONO · ZOMBIE · And All Kinds of Nonsense

A battered Bluetooth speaker belts out a Christmas montage at a party that’s almost voluntary. Revelations unfold about mango, trauma, and a canine tooth with opinions. HR has notes. Nobody wants paperwork. The table has seen things. And somehow… it’s festive.