Clowning Around: Abaddon All Hope at Hell House LLC

Snow Place To Hide: Assimilating The Thing

In this spine-chilling yet hilarious episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie brave the sub-zero temperatures of Antarctica to review John Carpenter’s 1982 sci-fi horror masterpiece, The Thing. Starring a rugged, beard-heavy Kurt Russell and featuring some of the most jaw-dropping practical special effects in cinematic history, this film redefines the fear of isolation, paranoia, and body horror. From calculating exactly how long it would take the alien parasite to infect the global population to questioning why there are no women, the duo breaks down why this cult classic still gives us the creeps. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: John Carpenter Cast: Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Keith David Podcast Segments * AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform another terrifyingly clunky AI-generated script. This week, things get intense in the generator room as the character Martin experiences a very peculiar technical issue with his "flamethrower." * Thing or Human?: Mike puts Katie's real-life biology knowledge to the test. Can she successfully differentiate between actual bizarre medical anomalies and fictional monstrosities? * The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate The Thing itself on a scale of 1 to 10 based on pure nightmare fuel, special effects, and its overall ability to make you completely lose trust in your closest friends. * Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question the characters' survival strategies, the extreme overuse of dynamite, and the logistics of sharing a single blade for a blood test. Connect With Us * Social Media: Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @AhhYouScaredMePodcast * Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com [ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com] Next Week: We're uncovering secrets down the block as we dive into the 2012 psychological thriller House at the End of the Street, starring Jennifer Lawrence! Note: This episode contains major spoilers, a symphony of bodily functions, and enough talk about shape-shifting parasites to make you look very suspiciously at your family dog.

Eye See You: Looking Into Jeepers Creepers

"Where'd you get those peepers?" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie get uncomfortably close to the 2001 creature feature, Jeepers Creepers. Written and directed by Victor Salva, the movie stars Gina Phillips and Justin Long as a brother and sister driving home for spring break who cross paths with a flesh-eating ancient demon. From the legendary highway opening to the sheer frustration of why characters never just keep driving, the duo breaks down the ultimate road trip from hell. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Victor Salva Cast: Gina Phillips, Justin Long, Jonathan Breck Podcast Segments * AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform an AI-generated script featuring a bizarre encounter with a local cat lady who might just know a little too much about the Creeper. * The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate the Creeper on his scariness and evaluate his penchant for sniffing dirty laundry. * Dead Serious Questions: Mike and Katie ask the real questions: Why didn't they just hook their feet inside the pipe? Why does Trish keep stalling the car? And is that a real-life murder connection? Connect With Us * Social Media: Follow us on Instagram, X, and Facebook @AhhYouScaredMePodcast * Email: Reach out to us at ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com [ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com] Next Week: We’re heading to Antarctica to face John Carpenter’s 1982 masterpiece, The Thing! Get ready for extreme isolation, dog-kennel nightmares, and the ultimate game of "Who is human?"—just don't let anyone hold the blood-testing kit. Note: This episode contains spoilers, adult language, and enough discussion about 'filthy pants' to make you do your laundry immediately.

Two Become One: Sticking with Together

"If we don't split now, it'll be much harder later." In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie get uncomfortably close to the 2025 supernatural body horror film, Together. Written and directed by Michael Shanks, the movie stars real-life couple Dave Franco and Alison Brie as a pair who find themselves physically fusing together after a trip to a mysterious cave. From the yuck factor to the logistics of a shared limb, the duo breaks down the ultimate fear of codependency. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Michael Shanks Cast: Dave Franco, Alison Brie Podcast Segments * AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform an AI-generated script, featuring a tense scene where the characters Alex and Jamie contemplate using a saw to separate their fused arms. * The Scare-o-meter: The hosts rate the villainous cult on a scale of 1 to 10. * Why Did They Do That?: Mike and Katie question the characters' survival instincts. Connect With Us * Social Media: Follow us @AhhYouScaredMePodcast * Email: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com [ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com] * Next Week: We’re looking into the eyes of the 2001 classic Jeepers Creepers! Note: This episode contains spoilers, and enough talk about fused limbs to make you want to stand at least six feet away from everyone you love.

Clowning Around: Abaddon All Hope at Hell House LLC

"I'm in a better place now" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie check into the notorious Abaddon Hotel to review the found-footage cult sensation, Hell House LLC. From the unsettling stillness of basement mannequins to the biblical weight of the name, the duo breaks down why this slow-burn nightmare still manages to deliver one of the most effective scares in modern horror. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: Stephen Cognetti Cast: Ryan Jennifer Jones, Danny Bellini, Gore Abrams Podcast Segments * AI Script Time: Mike uses AI to generate "Vox Pops" from local townspeople and traumatized survivors of the Abaddon opening night. * The Scare-o-meter: Where does the "Hell House Entity" land? * Dead Serious Questions: A heated debate on the logistics of the haunt. Why was the exit through a basement coal drop? And why did Tony come back after he already quit?. Connect With Us * Find us on social media: @AhhYouScaredMePodcast * Email us: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com [ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com] Next Week: Things are getting intimate with 2025 body horror sensation Together Note: This episode contains spoilers, discussions of "spitty lips," and enough clown talk to make you check behind your shower curtain.

Tube Be or Not Tube Be: Down and Out with Creep

In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie descend into the grimy depths of the London Underground to review the 2004 British horror cult classic, Creep. From the gritty realism of sewer maintenance to the terrifying possibility of missing the last train, the duo breaks down why this subterranean nightmare still a total trip twenty years later. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: Christopher Smith Cast: Franka Potente, Jeremy Sheffield, Vas Blackwood, Ken Campbell Episode Highlights The discussion begins in the dark, damp labyrinth of the London sewer system, where Mike and Katie explore the tension inherent in the early scenes, before diving into the classic horror tropes that lead a pair of maintenance workers right into the monster's path. The conversation shifts to the protagonist's questionable life choices—specifically, her decision to take a subway nap after a night of partying! Trapped in a locked station after hours—the hosts debate the plausibility of her predicament and the desperation that leads a person to brave the Tube just to meet a celebrity. As things get weirder, the pair gets up close and personal with film’s central antagonist and the disturbing environment he calls home. They delve into the "Creep's" backstory, analysing how his behavior serves as a twisted, instinctive mimicry of medical procedures he observed in his youth. Mike and Katie break down the brutal final confrontation and the irony of the film's conclusion. They weigh the visceral horror of the underground against the everyday indifference of the city above or is the the real monster just the London Underground’s lack of phone signal. Podcast Segments * Teach Katie To...: Mike attempts to teach Katie how to recreate the antagonist’s iconic, high-pitched inward scream. * The Scare-o-meter: Where will Creep rate compared to our other monster ratings? * Dead Serious Questions: A heated debate on why the characters didn't utilise simple safety measures at the very beginning of the ordeal. Find us on social media: @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email us: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com [ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com] Next Week: We're checking in, but we might not check out. Watch the 2015 found-footage haunting Hell House LLC before the next episode! Note: This episode contains spoilers, strong language, and extended periods of laughter