Reality Is Optional (And So Is Sobriety at Brunch)

Waiting Mode: Paralysis, Procrastination, and the Great Millennial Standoff

Ever had your whole day ruined by the dread of a dentist appointment, a brunch plan, or a package delivery window? Welcome to “waiting mode”—that anxiety paralysis where you can’t do anything until the next thing is over. In this episode, Peter and Shaun spiral through the utterly relatable mental chaos of looming commitments, from why a simple phone call or dinner plan destroys productivity, to the existential terror of prepping for a 6 AM flight or tracking a DoorDash order like a security camera. We unpack the “Sims theory,” microwave drama, flaccid fries, and the truth about why millennials (and let’s be honest, everyone alive right now) have learned to dread the in-between. Spoiler: It might be regional anxiety, ADHD, industrialized time, or just the human condition—either way, you’re not alone if the mere prospect of “having plans” has left you immobile. With games (“Productive or Paralysis?”), questionably scientific advice, and permission to admit that yes, checking your phone in anticipation for five straight hours really is a universal rite of passage. Embrace your mess with us.

Peters Savage Solution Ep 2 (Demonic Cats, Vegan Nightmares & Shower Door Scandals)

Welcome back to the show where your fucked-up problems become Peter's entertainment. This week's disasters include: a girlfriend convinced her cat is possessed by demons (spoiler: it's just an asshole), a psychotic roommate secretly feeding someone's cat VEGAN food, and a babysitter whose client has mysteriously vanished (theories range from murder to basement dungeons). Plus: public prank revenge plots, Taylor Swift vs. wedding drama, hygiene-challenged boyfriends, utility-demanding shower exhibitionists, and a fake Instagram stalker whose alter ego might just get them promoted. Joined by Shaun and Carissa for maximum chaos and zero filter. Fair warning: contains explicit language, questionable advice, and way too many references to bodily functions. Explicit Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes throughout. Got a messy problem that needs savage solutions? Send your disasters to [submission email] – Peter's ready to roast your life choices with zero sugar-coating.

Reality Is Optional (And So Is Sobriety at Brunch)

Is memory just a group conspiracy, or did we all collectively forget how facts work? This week, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew return with a dose of reality-warping chaos, serving up lies, half-truths, and enough shared confusion to make your group chat spiral. Join us for a Monday where brunch is blurry, pop culture is gaslit, and nobody makes it out unscathed—or particularly sober. Truth is relative, humor isn’t, and our only rule: trust absolutely nothing but your own group text. New episode out now. Spiraling is optional, but highly encouraged.

Mom, The Internet Hates Me (Again)

Wake up, doomscrollers: The internet in 2025 moves faster than your morning coffee, and today it’s your turn in the cancellation queue. On this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we unpack what it means to open your phone and find your old tweets trending, your newest TikTok stitched with a sorrowful violin soundtrack, and your mom texting, “Are you okay?” (The answer is probably not.) Join us for a wild roast of overnight redemption arcs, viral apologies, and the art of bouncing back when you’d rather just disappear into the meme void. From regretful tweets to public clapbacks, meme fame, flaming inboxes, and those catastrophic group chats—this is your crash course in surviving the digital apocalypse, one violin meme at a time. Will you get a redemption arc or ride out your fifteen seconds as the main character in someone else’s group chat? At least, for better or worse, you’re officially internet famous. Listen in for sharp commentary, chaotic stories, and the hope that tomorrow’s trending disaster isn’t yours.

Peter's Savage Solutions (Minisode Series) Episode 1

Get ready for a ruthless ride as Peter brings the hard truths and hotter takes in the premiere of “Peter’s Savage Solutions”! Why pay for therapy when Reddit (and Peter’s opinions) are free? In this first minisode, Peter and Sean dive into: * Gaycation drama gone wild—Ibiza-style * Awkwardly honest relationship confessions * Partners who pack bags (and dildos) instead of feelings * Couples fighting over fitness, feelings, and fit partners * Roommate meltdown stories, serial dater chaos, and scene kings keeping score * Plus: Peter’s no-bull advice for anyone whose love life feels like a trainwreck in real time Honest, hilarious, and sometimes straight-up savage, this is the segment where no story is too taboo and no question is safe from Peter’s trademark roast. Whether your problem is marital, mental, or just a messy group chat—Peter slices deep and doesn’t sugarcoat a damn thing.