MR. TEA: THE GREAT TRUMP PHONE FUMBLE — CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!

TRUMP SIXERs FUND vs MR. TEA

ABSOLUTELY — HERE’S THE FUNNY, SPICY, SASSY MR. TEA-STYLE BLURB: MR. TEA: THE J-SIXERS, THE SLUSH FUND & THE 1.6 BILLION DOLLAR “EXCUSE ME?!” [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png][https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] MR. TEA IS BACK, AND BABY… THE TEA IS NOT STEEPED — IT IS BOILING OVER THE CAPITOL STEPS. IN THIS EPISODE, MR. XCELLENCE PULLS UP WITH THE HOT CUP AND ASKS THE ONLY QUESTION THAT MATTERS: WHO LOOKED AT JANUARY 6TH AND SAID, “YOU KNOW WHAT THESE PEOPLE NEED? A PAYOUT.” [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f62d/72.png] FROM CAPITOL POLICE TESTIMONIES TO POLITICAL GYMNASTICS, MAGA MATH, BILLION-DOLLAR FUNDS, AND THE EVERLASTING MYSTERY OF “HOW DID Y’ALL NOT GET TREATED LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?” — THIS ONE GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE NERVE. IT’S FUNNY. IT’S MESSY. IT’S SHARP. IT’S UNCOMFORTABLE. AND YES… SOMEBODY IS ABSOLUTELY GETTING PITIED LIKE A FOOL. EXPECT: [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png] CAPITOL CHAOS [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] J-SIXER SLANDER [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f4b0/72.png] “1.6 BILLION FOR WHAT?” ENERGY [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f440/72.png] JD VANCE SIDE-EYE [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f6a8/72.png] POLICE TESTIMONY REALITY CHECKS [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f32a/72.png] MR. TEA DOING WHAT MR. TEA DOES BEST: SIPPING, DRAGGING, AND ASKING THE QUESTIONS OUT LOUD THIS AIN’T A TRUMP SHOW. THIS IS A “THE TEA GOT TOO HOT TO IGNORE” SHOW. SIP CAREFULLY. TONGUES WILL BE BURNED. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png][https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] MR. TEA — SPILLING TEA. TELLING TRUTH. ALWAYS. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f32a_fe0f/72.png] Welcome to MR. TEA, where the tea is HOT, the opinions are UNFILTERED, and the truth don’t come with sugar. Hosted by Mr. Xcellence — part assassin, part commentator, full-time flame thrower — this ain’t your polite little podcast… this is where headlines get dragged. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

MR. TEA: THE GREAT TRUMP PHONE FUMBLE — CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!

[https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png][https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png] MR. TEA: THE GREAT TRUMP PHONE FUMBLE — CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, NINJA?! 🥷  [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png][https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] MR. TEA IS BACK… AND THIS TIME THE TEA IS FULLY CHARGED, DROPPED CALLS INCLUDED, WITH A DEEP DIVE INTO THE MYSTERIOUS RISE AND IMMEDIATE FACEPLANT OF TRUMP FAMILYS ALLEGED LUXURY CELLPHONE COMPANY. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f4f1/72.png][https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f480/72.png] IN THIS EPISODE, MR. TEA ASKS THE QUESTIONS NOBODY ELSE IS BRAVE ENOUGH, RECKLESS ENOUGH, OR CAFFEINATED ENOUGH TO ASK: [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f4de/72.png] WAS THIS A CELLPHONE COMPANY… OR A GLORIFIED GOLD-PLATED WALKIE-TALKIE? [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f4b0/72.png] WHY DOES EVERY “PATRIOTIC” BUSINESS SOMEHOW END UP NEEDING BILLION-DOLLAR MIRACLES? [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f4e1/72.png] DID THE SIGNAL DISAPPEAR FASTER THAN CAMPAIGN PROMISES AT A GAS STATION? [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1fad6/72.png] AND MOST IMPORTANTLY… WHO THOUGHT AMERICA NEEDED A MAGA IPHONE MADE OUT OF VIBES AND TRANSISTOR RADIO ENERGY?! WITH THE USUAL CHAOTIC ELEGANCE, MR. TEA SERVES PIPING-HOT COMMENTARY, CONSPIRACY-SIDE-EYE, BLACK TWITTER REACTIONS, ECONOMICS, GAS PRICES, BILLIONAIRE BEHAVIOR, AND ENOUGH SPICY SARCASM TO FRY A SIM CARD. EXPECT: [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] PSYCHO T THEORIES [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] LUXURY CAPITALISM SLANDER [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] STREET PHILOSOPHY MIXED WITH GEOPOLITICS [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] “AMERICA’S DADDY” ENERGY [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] AND AT LEAST THREE MOMENTS WHERE YOU’LL ASK YOURSELF: “WAIT… DID HE ACTUALLY JUST SAY THAT?” CLASSY? ABSOLUTELY. MESSY? WITHOUT QUESTION. FAIR AND BALANCED? BABY… THIS IS MR. TEA. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png][https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f32a_fe0f/72.png] ONE THING IS CERTAIN: THE PHONES MAY HAVE LOST SIGNAL… BUT THE TEA CAME IN CRYSTAL CLEAR. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png][https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] MR. TEA — SPILLING TEA. TELLING TRUTH. ALWAYS. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f32a_fe0f/72.png] Welcome to MR. TEA, where the tea is HOT, the opinions are UNFILTERED, and the truth don’t come with sugar. Hosted by Mr. Xcellence — part assassin, part commentator, full-time flame thrower — this ain’t your polite little podcast… this is where headlines get dragged. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

BILLION DOLLAR BALLROOM......THE AUDACITY? 0_O

[https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f375/72.png] MR. TEA: THE GOLD BALLROOM, THE BILL, AND THE AUDACITY [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f375/72.png] WELCOME BACK TO MR. TEA, WHERE THE CUP IS HOT, THE SHADE IS STEEPED, AND MR. XCELLENCE IS ABSOLUTELY NOT LETTING THIS ONE SLIDE. EPISODE 2 PULLS UP TO THE WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM DRAMA WITH ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: WHO ORDERED THE GOLD ROOM… AND WHY DOES THE TAXPAYER KEEP SMELLING THE RECEIPT? [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f440/72.png] TRUMP SAID “NO TAXPAYER MONEY.” THEN SAID “DONORS.” THEN SAID “FREE OF CHARGE.” THEN SOMEHOW THE CONVERSATION STARTED SOUNDING LIKE SECURITY UPGRADES, FEDERAL MONEY, MYSTERY STEEL, AND A BILLION-DOLLAR SIDE EYE. AND MR. TEA SAID: ABSOLUTELY NOT. NOT WHILE GAS IS HIGH. NOT WHILE GROCERIES ARE DISRESPECTFUL. NOT WHILE MILK IS ACTING LIKE LUXURY PERFUME. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f62d/72.png] THIS EPISODE GETS INTO: [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f3db_fe0f/72.png] THE WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM CONTROVERSY [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f4b0/72.png] THE “WHO’S PAYING?” SHELL GAME [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/26fd/72.png] GAS PRICES AND GROCERY PAIN [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f440/72.png] THE SECURITY EXCUSE [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f9f1/72.png] THE FOREIGN STEEL QUESTION [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f375/72.png] THE TEA, THE SHADE, AND THE “MAKE IT MAKE SENSE” MINISTRY MR. XCELLENCE IS NOT HERE TO PLAY LEFT, RIGHT, RED, BLUE, OR BALLROOM BINGO. HE’S HERE FOR THE REAL QUESTION: WHEN PEOPLE ARE STRUGGLING, WHO EXACTLY ASKED FOR A GOLD BALLROOM? IT’S FUNNY. IT’S SHARP. IT’S MESSY. IT’S MR. TEA. SIP CAREFULLY. THIS CUP BITES BACK. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f375/72.png][https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] MR. TEA HOSTED BY MR. XCELLENCE SPILLING TEA. TELLING TRUTH. ALWAYS. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png][https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] MR. TEA — SPILLING TEA. TELLING TRUTH. ALWAYS. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f32a_fe0f/72.png] Welcome to MR. TEA, where the tea is HOT, the opinions are UNFILTERED, and the truth don’t come with sugar. Hosted by Mr. Xcellence — part assassin, part commentator, full-time flame thrower — this ain’t your polite little podcast… this is where headlines get dragged. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

🎙️ Episode 1: Spirit Airlines — THE SPIRITLESS AIRLINE FINALLY REST IN PIECE

[https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f399_fe0f/72.png] EPISODE 1: SPIRIT AIRLINES — REST IN NO SPIRIT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… POUR ONE OUT. NOT FOR A LEGEND… BUT FOR AN AIRLINE THAT HAD THE AUDACITY TO CHARGE YOU FOR OXYGEN AND CALL IT A DEAL. IN THIS EPISODE, MR. XCELLENCE BREAKS DOWN THE ALLEGED DOWNFALL OF SPIRIT AIRLINES — FROM “BARE FARE” TO BARELY SURVIVING, FROM “BUDGET TRAVEL” TO “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE WITH WINGS.” WE’RE TALKING: [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2708_fe0f/72.png] BAILOUT DELUSIONS [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f4b8/72.png] INVESTORS HITTING THE “NAH” BUTTON [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f9f3/72.png] BAG FEES THAT FELT LIKE A PERSONAL ATTACK [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f95c/72.png] SNACKS THAT CAME WITH A BILL (YES… EVEN THE PEANUTS CAUGHT A CHARGE) AND OF COURSE… [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] A FULL-ON ROAST SESSION FOR AN AIRLINE THAT TESTED EVERYBODY’S PATIENCE, WALLET, AND SANITY. THIS EPISODE IS MESSY, HILARIOUS, AND BRUTALLY HONEST — BECAUSE AT MR. TEA, IF IT DESERVES THE SMOKE… …IT’S GETTING THE WHOLE DAMN FIRE. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png] MR. TEA WHERE THE TEA SPILLS… AND THE TRUTH DON’T ASK PERMISSION. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/2615/72.png][https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f525/72.png] MR. TEA — SPILLING TEA. TELLING TRUTH. ALWAYS. [https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/17.0/1f32a_fe0f/72.png] Welcome to MR. TEA, where the tea is HOT, the opinions are UNFILTERED, and the truth don’t come with sugar. Hosted by Mr. Xcellence — part assassin, part commentator, full-time flame thrower — this ain’t your polite little podcast… this is where headlines get dragged. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.