They Announced 61 New Miniatures and My Wallet Just Filed a Police Report Ep. 21

Games Workshop Just Became Netflix (And Nobody Asked For That)

Games Workshop just became a multimedia empire and nobody asked for that. Episode 22 covers Skulls 2026's avalanche of video game announcements (Boltgun 2, Darktide Skitarii, Chaos Gate Deathwatch, and a gaming chair with detachable scripture), Para Bellum dropping four cavalry kits in one week across Sorcerer Kings, Weaver Courts, and the skeleton army that still doesn't have legal paperwork, plus 11th Edition faction focus fatigue, dice jail overcrowding, and a haunted box of Tactical Space Marines in Ontario. Roll a D6. Collect your fate. Thin your paints. Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_communityfrom Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Kids halloween music jingle - Sound Effect by Tomáš Herudek from Pixabay 076456_2d6 rolling dice - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

They Announced 61 New Miniatures and My Wallet Just Filed a Police Report Ep. 21

Games Workshop dropped 61 new miniatures in the Warhammer 40K 11th Edition Armageddon box — and your wallet won’t survive. This week on The Miniature Misinformer, we break down everything in the new Armageddon launch box (Space Marines, Orks, lore books, and the quiet financial devastation), the Kill Team: Terror on Devlan sellout that lasted approximately three heartbeats, and Duncan Rhodes' mysterious new company Death Reaper Games that has the entire hobby community in a conspiracy spiral. We also cover Para Bellum's Old Dominion Dark Power mechanics, the combo-heavy Weaver Courts starter, Kingdom Death's latest legally-questionable release, and Corvus Belli's ITS Season 17 tournament pack. Plus: fake ads, painting tips nobody asked for, and predictions that are statistically more accurate than Games Workshop's stock estimates. For hobbyists, painters, lore addicts, and anyone whose Pile of Shame is definitely an investment portfolio. Subscribe for weekly tabletop news, hobby takes, and financial regret. Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Main Library - Super Fanfare - Sound Effect by Jim Scott from Pixabay

Games Workshop Is Running A Social Experiment On You — And You're Paying For It

Episode 20 of C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast is here — and we're covering the hobby story nobody saw coming. A Warhammer player finished an entire army before buying a new one. Scientists are baffled. His family says he "seemed fine." We investigate. Also this week: 🎲 Is Games Workshop running a psychological experiment on your wallet — and winning? 🖌️ The 47th time someone said "I just need one more brush" 🍁 A Canadian hobby group replaced dice penalties with maple syrup (nobody survived turn 3) 📦 Armageddon Guard, Jump Pack Chaplains, Trench Crusade's Leper-Pilgrims & more real hobby news 🔮 Your miniature horoscope — legally not advice Whether you're a painter, a collector, or someone who calls their backlog a "future investment portfolio" —this one's for you.   Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Airbrush and compressor - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Synth Envelope Follower Effect - Sound Effect from Pixabay

They Said They Were Done. They Lied. (Warhammer's Back and So Is Everyone Else)

They said they were done. They lied. In Episode 019, we document the mass return of Warhammer content creators after the Warhammer 40K 11th Edition announcement — plus the new terrain-based objectives, the Hidden rule, a Warhammer 40,000 Musical that may or may not be an April Fool's joke,Age of Sigmar's 2026 Battlescroll update, BattleTech new wave, Corvus Belli Infinity expansion news, and a Hobby Confessions segment that will make you feel deeply seen. Weekly comedy for tabletop miniature hobbyists, Warhammer fans, and painters who own too much grey plastic.   Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_communityfrom Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Techology Intro (Short Version) - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay

They Announced 11th Edition Before I Finished 9th

Warhammer just announced 11th Edition — and yes, your pile of shame is already judging you. In Episode 18 of C7 Hobby News, we break down everything that dropped at AdeptiCon: 11th Edition's return to Blood Angels vs Orks, Commissar Yarrick's latest refusal to stay dead, new Astra Militarum vehicles, Kill Team's Red Terror, Age of Sigmar's walking Cogforts, and a Marvel Crisis Protocol release roadmap that extends into 2027 (and possibly beyond). We also cover the final release of Infinity's Caledonian Highlanders, new Warcrow reveals, and one hobbyist who reportedly finished an entire army — authorities remain suspicious. Plus: Brush Tips Nobody Asked For, One-Star Hobby Reviews, and fake ads for products you didn't know you needed. Equal parts hobby news, comedy, and a gentle reminder that buying the kit is not the same as painting the kit. Keywords: Warhammer 40k11th Edition, AdeptiCon 2025, Kill Team, Age of Sigmar, Horus Heresy, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Infinity N4, Warcrow, hobby news, miniature painting, tabletop gaming podcast   Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Huge Hit Logo - Sound Effect by Alex_Kizenkov from Pixabay Level Failed - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay