A Declaration of War

Brain Rotting in Public

Goooood morning, Vietnam! This week’s episode is brought to you by a series of unfortunate events. Gather ‘round, concerned citizens and join us for another week of shenanigans and escapades. Let us regale you in our more recent life experiences and consider your own life through the same lens. Are you stepping in what I’m shitting?  Rob dives into a world wind romance weekend full of drama and threats of war crimes. And Ree warns against the dangers of “house food,” a phenomenon that is edging upon epidemic proportions. Someone get out a map and try to track this conversation.  Feel free to use this episode as a sound bite to express the deep feelings you have that simply cannot be put into words. And join us on this mission to heal the world, one swirl of pinkberry original tart frozen yogurt at a time.

Pitch Fork But for B-Words

It’s been brought to our attention that a MYRIAD, IMMEASURABLE number of listeners that are seeking not only our opinions, but our extended thesis regarding one cowboy by the name of Carter. So tune into C4C radio and let a couple of dumb asses you shouldn’t trust turn you onto some good shit.

A Declaration of War

Hey, hi, how are ya? Welcome back to another episode of your favorite flavor of chaos. This episode (recorded months and months ago, as made apparent by the seasonal nature of the  topics covered), we get down to the nitty-gritty: blonde bobs, Gen X curiosity, and poop where poop should NEVER be. Every day, we’re bending the idea of gender, one cunty little skirt at a time. Listener discretion is advised, as always. Also, if you hear clicking in the background, that’s definitely Robert. Sorry not sorry.  Poop story begins at 30:12 just in case you need to fast forward. Sorry in advance :P

Liberal and Fine

Attention concerned citizens ❗️❗️❗️ We’re chewing, swallowing, and shitting out what is going on in the world today like the 2023 summer of breakups and THEE mother of the universe, Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter. The mic is AWN and we are going hard. Will you be emailing your local politicians to finally set Aaron Taylor Johnson free? Would you ever wear jeans to the sauna??? Saddle in and stay concerned. Jump to 32:16 for the Renaissance Tour recap. Do not be alarmed by the hard left turn into men’s footwear fashions.    PS: if you hear the AC in the background…no you don’t. Help me with this editing or shut your mouth.   -Sincerely, Ree

Does your mother know you’re out?

Hello and welcome back, This episode, Rob and Ree discuss the ups and downs of apartment hunting, the turmoil of adult vehicle ownership, and the startling realization that the current clubbing culture is, in a word, concerning. A frightening tale that begs the question: Does your mother know you’re out?? Happy listening, citizens.