The Really Late One ("Thanks, Jandler!")

The One With the Drunk Geography Lesson

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on the Super Fun Time Happy Hour Summer Edition, Choey and Jandler discuss what summertime is really like for teachers: sleeping in, forgetting what day it is, and pretending the next school year is still VERY far away. Then Jandler faces a devastating summer crisis—running out of computer space. Apparently, four seasons of podcast nonsense and files named “FINAL-FINAL-USE-THIS-ONE” take up a lot of room. Finally, the guys debut the first-ever game of “Where in the World Is Sarmen Can Diego… Drinking?” Follow the clues, guess the country, and figure out where Sarmen is enjoying her latest adult beverage. Geography has never been this educational—or this tipsy. 🌎🍺

The One We Ask "Where On Earth Is Sarmen Can Diego Drinking?"

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler unveil Jandler’s newest game: “Where on Earth Is Carmen San Diego Drinking?” In this thrilling competition, players must determine which country Carmen is currently partying in based on a series of increasingly questionable clues. Is she sipping Guinness in Ireland? Doing tequila shots in Mexico? Nobody knows—but one thing is certain: Carmen should probably call a rideshare.The guys also look ahead to their summer plans, discussing potential guest appearances for upcoming episodes. Expectations range from “interesting conversations” to “complete train wrecks,” which, to be fair, is also how most of their episodes start.Finally, they reveal plans to convert some of Season 4’s greatest moments into Spanish-language versions. Thanks to modern technology, listeners can now enjoy the same jokes, confusion, and questionable life advice in an entirely different language. Jandler is especially excited that his translated voice sounds less like a teacher and more like a late-night radio host selling romance novels.It's a shorter episode this week, but it still manages to answer one important question: Where is Carmen drinking now... and does she have a designated driver? 🍻🌎🎙️

The Really Late One ("Thanks, Jandler!")

This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler tackle one of childhood's greatest mysteries: cleaning up after yourself. Why do kids stare at a mess they created as if they're waiting for a government agency to arrive and handle it? The guys conclude that most students believe if they wait long enough, an adult will eventually sigh and say, “Fine, I’ll do it myself.” Next, they debate an important educational question: Is an orange juice spill treated the same as a urine spill? The answer may surprise you—or at least make you think twice before stepping in a mystery puddle. With the end of the school year approaching, the guys propose a bold new policy: parents should have to substitute teach on the last day of school. After three hours, most would be begging teachers to start summer vacation immediately. The episode also features two official Hurt Alerts™: one student managed to get an arm stuck in a fence, while another suffered the devastating injury of getting a sticker stuck in their finger. Somehow both incidents received roughly the same level of emergency response.

The One With the Field Trip Casualties

This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler discuss the many hazards of field trips, proving that no matter how carefully you plan, someone will trip over absolutely nothing and require an ice pack. With only two weeks left in the school year, the guys also face a true educational crisis: they're completely out of tissues. Allergy season is raging, noses are running, and students are learning the valuable life skill of "find another classroom." Then things take a turn when they imagine the blockbuster sequel nobody asked for: Snakes on a Playground. The slides are occupied. The monkey bars are compromised. And somewhere, Samuel L. Jackson is already yelling. Next, listeners get a visit from Dr. Choey Tribbiani, Dream Doctor, who interprets dreams with the confidence of a trained professional and the accuracy of a guy making things up on the spot. According to Choey, dreaming about a giant chicken means you're either destined for greatness or hungry for nuggets. Finally, the guys wrap up with their completely unreliable Trip Advisor guide to the Netherlands and Ireland, offering travel tips that are equal parts educational, questionable, and guaranteed to get you lost at least once.

The One With the Panel Show

This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler investigate one of education’s greatest mysteries: why kids suddenly discover they have to use the bathroom the exact moment a test is handed out. Never before. Never after. Always during directions. Then comes the legendary Jandler Pie-in-the-Face Challenge, where dignity is lost, whipped cream goes airborne, and Choey enjoys the entire thing way too much. The guys also flip through Jandler’s photo album of the week, featuring blurry pictures, questionable memories, and at least one image that looks like it was taken during a tornado. Finally, they wrap up with a panel discussion about why principals make so many “roster changes” every year — sorry, grade-level changes. Is it strategy? Staffing needs? Chaos? Nobody really knows, but Choey suggests administrators spin a giant wheel in the office every spring and just see where teachers land.